If your spouse, sibling, child, parent, co-worker, or neighbor is murdered, you will naturally come under investigation. The correct thing to do is be as uncooperative as you can. If police ask to come into your home, the correct response is, "Do you have a warrant?" Under no circumstances should you ever say anything like, "Of course, Detective, I'll answer your questions: I want to get to the bottom of this as much as you do." Instead, be stubbornly resistant. Any question touching on where you were or what you were doing when your relative/friend/acquaintance died should be met with either "We're done here" or "This conversation is over." All these things apply whether you are guilty or not.

Cactus Wren wrote:

If your spouse, sibling, child, parent, co-worker, or neighbor is murdered, you will naturally come under investigation.

Well, yeah. Most investigations focus on the family and then work outward from there in the victim's social circle. It's a probability thing.

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If police ask to come into your home, the correct response is, "Do you have a warrant?"

Actually, this is true.

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Under no circumstances should you ever say anything like, "Of course, Detective, I'll answer your questions: I want to get to the bottom of this as much as you do." Instead, be stubbornly resistant. Any question touching on where you were or what you were doing when your relative/friend/acquaintance died should be met with either "We're done here" or "This conversation is over." All these things apply whether you are guilty or not.

*cough* Pretty much, yeah. Keeping your trap shut is the most sound legal advice available anywhere.

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There isn't a problem in the world that can't be solved by buying some gadget advertised on a late night infomercial. Thinning hair, erectile dysfunction, bad skin, grooming your dogs nails-someone, somewhere has invented the cure for it. And it can be yours for only three payments of $29.95 plus S&H. Plus, if you act now, you'll get a second version of whatever it is you're buying free!

My and Morgan's personal favorite is the wraps for your feet that supposedly draw all the toxins out of your body while you sleep.

I saw the best one recently, it was perfect for the zombie apocalypse. It was a chainsaw on the end of a six foot pole. I want.

If you are a blonde teenage girl, your best friend will either be black or Latina. And she will be sassy. Oh, boy, will she ever be sassy.

All the above leads to:

Never answer simple questions, especially when the answer will make the cops go away. They'er lying when they say they don't care about anything not directly involving the case they're handling.

Besides, watching them pick part your life to find out what you're hiding is doubly fun when the answer is "nothing."

Its perfectly okay to not wear your hair up when you're working in a crime lab, or are a police officer on duty. Or an FBI agent. Even though long hair is burdensome and would serve much better put up and out of the way in case you need to take someone down.

How else would you show off your pretty hair?

Oh, and if you're being interrogated, the wrong answer is always I DON'T KNOW! It doesn't matter how hard you scream it, Jack's going to torture that knowledge into you, you terrorist fuck.

And you know, the sad thing is that I'm actually okay with that. But then again, I'm perfectly aware that 24 is to counter-terrorism as WWE is to hand-to-hand combat.

Me too, actually. I'm as left wing as they come, but I will be shouting "TORTURE THAT BASTARD TERRORIST" for the entire duration of 24. It's like getting to watch a cheesy action movie every week XD

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Best explanation of the CSI Effect EVER.

This would be why my biology professor used to joke that CSI stood for Certified Semen Inspector.