Chris-chan and Sonichu: ZAP TO THE EXTREME

Exodia's Right Leg wrote:

You're new here? Hint: don't mind the spammer. You won't get anything else out of it.

I was having a bit of fun, but it appears to be short-lived. *sadface*

Sporkbender Join date: 2009-06-11 Age: 23

I wonder how exactly that person decided s/he was going to be an anti-Greek spammer. It's not the first thing that would come to my mind, to be sure.

Also, I'm curious: how many issues of Sonichu has Chris done, and how long has it been since the last one?

Something like 20+ issues, but he hasn't produced a new comic in ages.

Actually it's ten issues, and almost two years have passed since he posted #10.

Subject: Re: Chris-chan and Sonichu: ZAP TO THE EXTREME Sun Nov 06, 2011 1:22 am

BTW he got arrested for misdemeanor assault, failing to stop after an accident and tresspass, and his mum got arrested too for failing to stop after an accident and assaulting a police officer.

Subject: Re: Chris-chan and Sonichu: ZAP TO THE EXTREME Sun Nov 06, 2011 7:44 am

Seule wrote:

BTW he got arrested for misdemeanor assault, failing to stop after an accident and tresspass, and his mum got arrested too for failing to stop after an accident and assaulting a police officer.

Just been on the CWiki checking that out...

This is like deja-vu all over again. Some of photos all look like they were taken from the inside of a car...

Silver lining: let's hope that someone in authority recognises that Chris needs help.

I know, I know, Chris (nor Barb) will ever accept help, but so long as authorities become aware of the problem, maybe some form of observation or mandatory visits will come into play?

Fingers crossed.

Contributor Join date: 2009-06-10 Location: computer chair

^this. Chris desperately needs some sort of help. Didn't he have a therapist, once upon a time? I seem to recall he was better, back then. Barb seems to have just as many Issues, though different ones, and she does her son no favors.

Subject: Re: Chris-chan and Sonichu: ZAP TO THE EXTREME Sun Nov 06, 2011 8:25 am

The Greatest Generation in action, people.

Sporkbender Join date: 2009-06-11 Age: 23

What, no mugshots? I was sure that CWCki would get their hands on that, as well as actual video footage of the arrest, photos of their jail cells, and possibly interviews with the police officers. I am disappoint.

Sporkbender Join date: 2010-10-01 Age: 29

CWCki isn't your personal army. Or anyone's, really. It's complicated.

That isn't to say weird stuff won't pop up, though.

Sporkbender Join date: 2009-06-11 Age: 23

Quijotesca wrote:

CWCki isn't your personal army. Or anyone's, really. It's complicated.

That isn't to say weird stuff won't pop up, though.

I was being sarcastic. In fact, I was even thinking about putting a disclaimer that says "This is sarcasm," but decided against it. I seem to have a knack for making the wrong decisions. *slaps self*

Subject: Re: Chris-chan and Sonichu: ZAP TO THE EXTREME Mon Nov 07, 2011 7:19 am

Ooooo, more developments? Legal trouble? Must see.

*scampers off to the CWCki*

EDIT: Holy balls. I won't lie, this is exciting! Will Chris rant about the trolls to the judge or will his lawyer make him shut up? Will Chris fire his lawyer halfway through the trial and represent himself a la Asperchu? (Dear Gods, I'd laugh if he did.) Will he and Barb be made to pay the full penalty or will Chris be declared unfit to stand trial and possibly legally incompetent? This is a huge turning point in the entire story of CWC thus far, no doubt about it.

Subject: Re: Chris-chan and Sonichu: ZAP TO THE EXTREME Mon Nov 07, 2011 7:48 am

xerrofoot wrote:

Ooooo, more developments? Legal trouble? Must see.

*scampers off to the CWCki*

EDIT: Holy balls. I won't lie, this is exciting! Will Chris rant about the trolls to the judge or will his lawyer make him shut up? Will Chris fire his lawyer halfway through the trial and represent himself a la Asperchu? (Dear Gods, I'd laugh if he did.) Will he and Barb be made to pay the full penalty or will Chris be declared unfit to stand trial and possibly legally incompetent? This is a huge turning point in the entire story of CWC thus far, no doubt about it.

This will almost certainly happen if Chris is given the opportunity to open his mouth.

However, what we have seen in the past are instances of law enforcement letting Chris off lightly because actually dealing with him (providing counsellors, organising home-help, actually getting Chris to listen and understand what is happening around him, etc) is a hell of a lot of hassle. For example, see Chris's previous hit-and-run escapades with Schneider.

Things might be different with Barb involved... We'll have to see.

Personally, I'm wondering what Barb was doing there in the first place. Part of me is already constructing a scenario in which Barb was trying to get The Game Place to lift its ban on Chris in a hope to get Chris out of the house. With Bob gone and her in no physical condition to control Chris, I expect it's all taking it's toll on the poor woman.

Also, I'm wondering if Chris' anti-Semitic tendencies will come out. All it'll take is for Chris to get a little flustered and he's quite likely to start calling Schneider a Jew as if it's an insult (again, as he's done before, I genuinely don't think he knows it's a religion, and possibly thinks it a 'breed' of human, like his 'niggos' or his 'trolls') and that'll be a whole new kettle of fish.

God, I hope the CWiki can get someone to sit in on the hearing!

*token mild self-flagellation for finding the genuine suffering of a genuinely disturbed individual entertaining*

Subject: Re: Chris-chan and Sonichu: ZAP TO THE EXTREME Mon Nov 07, 2011 1:53 pm

WD40 wrote:

Silver lining: let's hope that someone in authority recognises that Chris needs help.

Sigmund Freud on his best day couldn't help Chris-Chan. The guy's too far gone and has been from the minute the Mary Lee Walsh saga kicked off; if he isn't permanently locked up in a padded cell immediately, he's going to kill somebody one of these days. To call hin "psychotic" would barely scratch the surface of how warped he truly is. I'd say it's time-- way past time, actually --for society to wash its hands of Christian Weston Chandler once and for all and admit he's a lost cause.

Subject: Re: Chris-chan and Sonichu: ZAP TO THE EXTREME Mon Nov 07, 2011 4:59 pm

Why is it that I'm reading about all these exciting new developments in Chris-chan's sorry excuse for a life, but all I can do is wonder why does our very own Chris has such a rageboner for the aforementioned manchild?

I'm guessing it's because he gives all the Chrises of the world a bad name.

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Snake Bandage wrote:

Why is it that I'm reading about all these exciting new developments in Chris-chan's sorry excuse for a life, but all I can do is wonder why does our very own Chris has such a rageboner for the aforementioned manchild?

I'm guessing it's because he gives all the Chrises of the world a bad name.

After the Lolita incident, sometimes I'm a bit suspicious that he IS Chris-Chan....even though that really doesn't make that much sense.

Subject: Re: Chris-chan and Sonichu: ZAP TO THE EXTREME Mon Nov 07, 2011 6:25 pm

Snake Bandage wrote:

Why is it that I'm reading about all these exciting new developments in Chris-chan's sorry excuse for a life, but all I can do is wonder why does our very own Chris has such a rageboner for the aforementioned manchild?

I'm guessing it's because he gives all the Chrises of the world a bad name.

Dude, he gives the whole damn human race a bad name. His very existence is a mortal insult to the people of Virginia; I'm frankly hoping the judge gives him the maximum sentence for the crap he pulled in his latest assault on the Game Place. And incidentally, there are a ton of differences between me and Chandler-- one of them being that when I draw a lousy picture I at least have the decency to keep it to myself instead of inflicting it on the entire world the way CWC does with those idiotic Sonichu comics.

Subject: Re: Chris-chan and Sonichu: ZAP TO THE EXTREME Mon Nov 07, 2011 7:44 pm

Kirby wrote:

Snake Bandage wrote:

Why is it that I'm reading about all these exciting new developments in Chris-chan's sorry excuse for a life, but all I can do is wonder why does our very own Chris has such a rageboner for the aforementioned manchild?

I'm guessing it's because he gives all the Chrises of the world a bad name.

After the Lolita incident, sometimes I'm a bit suspicious that he IS Chris-Chan....even though that really doesn't make that much sense.

Saying he's 44 wouldn't be TRUE and HONEST though!!! What would he gain by claiming he's over a decade older than he is, anyway?

Chris91 wrote:

Dude, he gives the whole damn human race a bad name. His very existence is a mortal insult to the people of Virginia; I'm frankly hoping the judge gives him the maximum sentence for the crap he pulled in his latest assault on the Game Place. And incidentally, there are a ton of differences between me and Chandler-- one of them being that when I draw a lousy picture I at least have the decency to keep it to myself instead of inflicting it on the entire world the way CWC does with those idiotic Sonichu comics.

See, dude, sounds like it's super personal to you. "There are a ton of differences between us" -- did someone legitimately try to compare the two of you?

Not yet, but considering all the other stuff I've been accused of around here in the past I wouldn't be surprised if somebody did make that comparison one of these days.

Chris91 wrote:

Not yet, but considering all the other stuff I've been accused of around here in the past I wouldn't be surprised if somebody did make that comparison one of these days.

OH GOD STOP BEGGING FOR IT

Lighten up, lady, I'm not begging for anything.

Subject: Re: Chris-chan and Sonichu: ZAP TO THE EXTREME Tue Nov 08, 2011 4:45 am

Cyberwulf wrote:

Chris91 wrote:

Not yet, but considering all the other stuff I've been accused of around here in the past I wouldn't be surprised if somebody did make that comparison one of these days.

OH GOD STOP BEGGING FOR IT

Subject: Re: Chris-chan and Sonichu: ZAP TO THE EXTREME Tue Nov 08, 2011 6:57 am

Chris91 wrote:

Not yet, but considering all the other stuff I've been accused of around here in the past I wouldn't be surprised if somebody did make that comparison one of these days.

I thought you were referencing some rather specific jabs made on the subject.

Chris, your consistent bouts of epic rage over people who've never even met you and have done nothing to harm you (no, flaming you doesn't count) is rather reminiscent of a certain someone of similar name.

Is it time to restart the Being Chris91 CYOA?

also, jesus of fucking christland just look at chris chan's mugshot

With any luck his court date will end with him put in a home and getting the help he so desperately needs

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