Another repost from GAFF. Our story starts out with an unnamed person going to the circus.

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I heard that Jennifer Love Hewitt was going to be the guest ringmaster at the circus. I hate the circus but I couldn't miss the chance to see Jennifer in person. A chance like that only comes around once in a lifetime.

After a brief description on what she was wearing, we see what she did at the circus.

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Her big moment came when she laid on the ground perfectly still. The trainers brought over an elephant and had him lay down on top of her. I thought she was extremely brave.

Very subtle foreshadowing. Later, our narrator proceeds to go get Miss Hewitt's autograph.

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I had to meet her, I was hoping for an autograph, well I didn't really want an autograph but maybe we would touch hands during the transaction. Sadly there was no autograph session, but I had to get a close up of the Goddess.

He hides in a bathroom and waits until everybody leaves. Later, he finds Miss Hewitt's tent.

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I was in luck, I saw the tent that they had set up for Jennifer. It was open and I could see right inside of it. I hid behind a tree and had a perfect view. I could die a happy man if I could see her undress. There was a circus worker in the tent with her, he left and I thought, maybe she will change. I wanted to sit down but I couldn't. I was glad nobody else was around. A couple of minutes later the worker returned. He had the stallion that Jennifer had rode into the arena. I hoped that was her transportation.

Think again.

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Jennifer gave the horse an apple and let him smell her hand. She then dropped to her knees. I couldn't believe what I saw next. She reached underneath the horse and grabbed it's cock. She started stroking it and it quickly grew to a foot in length. Jennifer licked the tip and it grew some more. The trainer told her now, and Jennifer dropped to all fours directly under the huge stallion. The trainer grabbed the cock and shoved it into Jennifer's cunt.

That can't feel right.

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I could see the cock immediately expand as soon as it entered her pussy.

Those things happen when you put something under heat. And after some more horse cock, we reach my favorite section.

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When he pulled back, he lifted Jennifer off the ground. She was hanging vertically in the air suspended on the horse cock. The trainer grabbed her around the waist and started lifting her up and down. The stallion started to buck and tried to pull out. Jennifer was stuck though. The horse was starting to go wild. The stallion began to cum and that was the lubrication it needed to remove Jennifer from it's member.

You can't tell me this isn't funny.

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The trainer finally removed her and laid her on the ground. She slapped him across the face. She screamed I wasn't finished yet. He told her she wore out the horse. She yelled at him to get another one. I felt the cum dripping down my leg. It was going to be an embarrassing trip home.

He leaves to go find another horse. When he comes back, he doesn't bring a horse but instead...

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he had returned with the elephant from the show.

We know where this is going folks.

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The elephant caught a whiff of Jennifer's dripping cunt and it's cock started to grow, and grow, and grow.

Magic Wand!!!! Make my Elephant cock grow!!!!

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It stood at 4 feet long and was thicker than her calf. She was terrified, but she had to have it.

Why?

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It buried 2 feet of cock in Jen. She screamed at the top of her lungs, I wanted to go help her but my third leg wouldn't work.

Third leg?

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I must have been dreaming. Superstar actress Jennifer Love Hewitt was in front of me with 3 feet of elephant cock buried in her cunt. I shot another load in my pants.

Because seeing a women get fucked by an elephant is so hot.

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Jennifer was being split in 2, she had to get off that monster cock. She told him she would suck off the beast. He tried to pull her off but she was stuck. He finally told the beast to stand and he crawled underneath it and held on to Jennifer. When the beast stood on two feet it's cock was pulled from out of Jennifer.

POP!

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She laid down underneath the beast and began licking up and down it's four foot long cock. She could taste her own juices. She placed her lips around the tip of the elephant cock just in time for it to shoot al load into her mouth. The beast quickly filled up her mouth before she could get it off of the cock. The cum came spilling out. The beast kept cumming and completely cover her face.

SPLAT!

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I came sprawling out of my hiding place. Jen and the trainer came running over to me. Jen was completely covered in elephant sperm so I didn't offer to shake her hand. They begged me not to tell anyone what I had just seen. I told them I am sure we can come to some kind of agreement.

We never do find out what that agreement is.

http://groups.google.com/group/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/msg/0a51d464f021603e

I remember a whole bunch of these "random female celebrity gets sexed/raped by random animal(s)" fics from GAFF. Were they all by the same person/group?

No womyn would willingly subject herself to being used as an elephants fuck-toy.
Yet another mailure (since male and failure are just so similar, they should be combined into one word.) attempting to write more for their sick kinks.

Ah, I remember reading about this thing on GAFF.
Bestiality kinks creep me out. Also, if there was 3 feet of it in her wouldn't that put the end somewhere around her neck? Someone should probably get her to a hospital after that.

All that buildup to three foot of cock and no snuff? Gag. So implausible.

If my Hewitt has a 3 foot long vagina, where does she keep her organs? Does she have a wormhole where cervix should be? Must investigate further.