And now I really want to fic where Dean learns more about Castiel because he discovers Castiel's Twitter-feed.

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Yes, I put my self in a fanfiction. yes, I made one of the characters fall in love with me. Why? Psh, who wouldn't? p.s. COMMENTS PLEEEEZZEEEE!

*Raises hand tentatively* I, uh, I probably wouldn't. I definitely wouldn't, actually. Just me?

Even when I'm writing just for me or making up fic in my head I don't enjoy self-insert. I mean, I spend time with myself every day. I'm not gonna find myself interesting in a story because I already know everything about me. Why would I want to read about myself when I can actually hang out with me the rest of the time?

I put myself into one fic with one scene. I was the school librarian who told the canon student that she only needed to bring her books to school if the teachers told her to.

I sure as hell don't - characters I write may have aspects of my personality, but I couldn't point to any one and say that that's my avatar.

Then again, I tend to write mostly OC's off doing their own thing with "walk-ons" by the established canons.

Pen never touched paper, but back when I was a stupid teen, I'd fantasize myself into my favorite books. Generally, I mentally took the role of the psychic Sue who would try to make things work out well for the characters, although I was never sure how to make that happen, because interfering could have meant the complete destruction of the timeline as I knew it.

There were very few characters that I'd try to pair myself with in my imagination, and they were invariably unattached to anyone canonically. And I knew that it was stupid, which is why it stayed in my little brain.

I knew there was a reason I get my Supernatural fic from supernaturalville.net. Much safer that way.
I did see one on lj the other day where Dean was John and Sam's sex slave. And the RPS in that fandom is just .
Okay, Sam and Dean are hot guys, but unless you're a hunter, a relationship with either one is not going to work. Sam's girlfriends tend to end up dead and Dean's longest relationship was just a few weeks and that did not end well. The man is king of the one night stand.

This summary for a Twilight fic is only moderatly godawful:

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Bella Is The School Nerd, Edward is The Football captaing and all around good guy. When Bella's sisters Trow a Party Things will go from bad to worse for Bella,One-Shot. Better summuray inside.

But the "summuray" inside seems to have had a bad accident with a Cuisinart:

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Bella and Edward are is just a normal shy girl in Forks is the Quaterback,Class president and all around good secretly loves Edward but, He has Tanya, The amazing head cheerleader. Bella's Sisters thow an End-of-the-year party and things turn from bad to worst for Bella. One-shot, Inspired by You Belong with me By Taylor Swift.

Yes, the summary accurately presents the story. It's full of lines like this one:

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I'm suppose to be partying I'm not suppose to be in my room doing kind of a loser am I seriously... Uhh My life sucks.

I'm trying to endure enough of it to snark it over in New Releases. It's also got a sentence perfect for the "words mean something" thread:

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Which there not their my Half- Sisters.

Two random guesses on how to spell "they're" and she got it wrong both times!

The stupid, it burns.

What I can't get over is that not only did the author see fit to post that Cuisinart-challenged story, but several people claim to have read it and liked it. Since fanbrats' reading ability usually seems to be questionable at best ... how???

I found a Castiel Mpreg at the pit, but I'm too traumatized to post it.

I just found this in the Inglorious Basterds section at FF.net:

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One-shot featuring the Bear Jew Donny Donowitz and a Kraut prisoner. As most slash, the following story is completely unrealistic and highly screwed-up. Please review

No, it's not a parody.