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merryb87 Drive-by Camwhore


Join date: 2009-06-11
 | Subject: legolas by laura Thu Jun 11, 2009 4:08 am | |
| Because we have to have it! linky | Quote: | Mean while Legolas got to the cell where Laura is.Legolas said"Laura are you in there"and then Laura said"Oh Legolas you finally came"and then Legolas said"are you alright"and then Laura said"no I am not alright"and then Legolas said"they bet you up and raped you also the Dark lord gave you the posion"and then Laura said"how did you know that".Then Legolas said"when I was your age they did the samething to me".Then Laura said"can you get me out of here"and then Legolas said"ok stand back"and then he ran back and ran towards the door and knock it down.
Laura said"wow"and then Legolas looked and saw she was coved in Blood and scars also she was naked"and then Legolas said"why they did it to you not me"and then the Orcs came and said"because she got a power and she can distoy us all the bad guys".
Then the fright began
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I could not possibly think of the best quote from this gem, I just picked it at random.
did anyone save the readings?
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Miraba Sporkbender


Join date: 2009-06-10 Location: Washington DC
 | Subject: Re: legolas by laura Thu Jun 11, 2009 4:18 am | |
| I have the sugar-high readings on my computer. Anyone want to host them somewhere fairly permanent?
Also, did anyone save the "Finish Laura Challenge" entries from the board? :| |
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Chalchihuitlicue Drive-by Camwhore


Join date: 2009-06-11 Age: 26 Location: the end of the world
 | Subject: Re: legolas by laura Thu Jun 11, 2009 4:34 am | |
| I still have some sort of reading of legolas by laura, but it's on my other computer. I can put it on mediafire tomorrow if anyone is interested. |
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theweirdkind Bastion of Sanity


Join date: 2009-06-03 Age: 22
 | Subject: Re: legolas by laura Thu Jun 11, 2009 5:47 am | |
| I have the audio on my iTunes. I laugh when it pops up on my iPod.  |
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Miraba Sporkbender


Join date: 2009-06-10 Location: Washington DC
 | Subject: Re: legolas by laura Thu Jun 11, 2009 5:51 am | |
| The files are now being fostered here. Won't someone give them their forever home?
Edited to change link to new address.
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Chris91 NO NOT THE BEEEEES


Join date: 2009-06-13 Age: 45 Location: Woburn, Mass., USA
 | Subject: Re: legolas by laura Tue Jun 16, 2009 2:36 pm | |
| Lord, I hope not.  |
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lovedless Sporkbender


Join date: 2009-06-11 Age: 34 Location: Scarlet Crusade (US)
 | Subject: Re: legolas by laura Thu Jul 02, 2009 3:36 am | |
| I think I just spied a Cloud x Sephiroth version of this tale... links ahoy! |
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Dr. Professor Science Ghoti


Join date: 2009-06-26 Age: 21 Location: One of the guys with the giant papier-mâché dongs in Lysistrata
 | Subject: Re: legolas by laura Thu Jul 02, 2009 7:00 am | |
| Is that for real? You should post that in New Releases. It certainly deserves its own thread. |
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Chris91 NO NOT THE BEEEEES


Join date: 2009-06-13 Age: 45 Location: Woburn, Mass., USA
 | Subject: Re: legolas by laura Thu Jul 02, 2009 3:08 pm | |
| | lovedless wrote: | | I think I just spied a Cloud x Sephiroth version of this tale... links ahoy! |
Just what we need....more lousy FF7 fanfics.  |
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lovedless Sporkbender


Join date: 2009-06-11 Age: 34 Location: Scarlet Crusade (US)
 | Subject: Re: legolas by laura Thu Jul 02, 2009 9:20 pm | |
| | Dr. Professor Science wrote: | | Is that for real? You should post that in New Releases. It certainly deserves its own thread. |
Your wish is granted! |
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Miraba Sporkbender


Join date: 2009-06-10 Location: Washington DC
 | Subject: Re: legolas by laura Thu Jul 23, 2009 2:27 am | |
| I was told that at least one person tried to access the files recently. The address above has been fixed. |
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Electron Blue VileCorp's Muscly Woman-slave


Join date: 2009-06-11
 | Subject: Re: legolas by laura Sat Aug 15, 2009 4:23 pm | |
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Waffles Sporkbender


Join date: 2009-08-15 Age: 192 Location: a vagina.
 | Subject: Re: legolas by laura Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:50 am | |
| Of course, the womyn is the second-class member of this relationship, as with all fan-fiction.
It makes me sick that womyn cannot see empowered womyn in fiction, instead we see constant sluts sucking the cock of supposed male superiority, or damsels constantly in need of saving.
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Chris91 NO NOT THE BEEEEES


Join date: 2009-06-13 Age: 45 Location: Woburn, Mass., USA
 | Subject: Re: legolas by laura Mon Aug 17, 2009 1:53 pm | |
| Waffles, everything you know about fan fiction or relationships could fit on a pinhead. And speaking of pinheads, you sound like one. |
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chelonianmobile Sporkbender

Join date: 2009-07-13
 | Subject: Re: legolas by laura Mon Aug 17, 2009 7:47 pm | |
| Well, I do think life would be much better if one actually could go up to a guy and say "do you want to be my boyfriend?" - certainly much simpler. But hopefully said guy would not be one's adopted brother/father/whatever, and one would not be ten when one said it. |
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Chris91 NO NOT THE BEEEEES


Join date: 2009-06-13 Age: 45 Location: Woburn, Mass., USA
 | Subject: Re: legolas by laura Wed Aug 19, 2009 12:11 am | |
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Kitbug VileCorp's Muscly Woman-slave


Join date: 2009-06-10 Age: 24 Location: Behind you
 | Subject: Re: legolas by laura Thu Nov 19, 2009 8:52 pm | |
| | Miraba wrote: | The files are now being fostered here. Won't someone give them their forever home?
Edited to change link to new address. |
I think it's busticated. Can anyone send me the readings, I lost mine in a sudden, unfortunate reformatting.  |
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Zeiss Manifold Ants got into everyone


Join date: 2009-06-10 Age: 21 Location: In the Land of Foppery and Whim
 | Subject: Re: legolas by laura Thu Nov 19, 2009 9:13 pm | |
| | Kitbug wrote: | | Miraba wrote: | The files are now being fostered here. Won't someone give them their forever home?
Edited to change link to new address. |
I think it's busticated. Can anyone send me the readings, I lost mine in a sudden, unfortunate reformatting.  |
Woop woop. |
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Kitbug VileCorp's Muscly Woman-slave


Join date: 2009-06-10 Age: 24 Location: Behind you
 | Subject: Re: legolas by laura Thu Nov 19, 2009 9:28 pm | |
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Miss Misery Armbiter of Good Fanfiction


Join date: 2009-06-11 Location: My home planet
 | Subject: Re: legolas by laura Tue Nov 24, 2009 6:10 pm | |
| | Zeiss Manifold wrote: | Woop woop. |
"Tuuuuuuube of poison" gets me every time.  |
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Blooferlady Shitgobbling pissdrinker


Join date: 2009-06-10 Age: 21 Location: In your closet
 | Subject: Re: legolas by laura Thu Dec 03, 2009 11:54 pm | |
| Legolas by Laura will always be my favorite. |
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Exodia's Right Leg Shitgobbling pissdrinker


Join date: 2009-08-05 Age: 26 Location: Niggertown, HUAHUEHUAland
 | Subject: Re: legolas by laura Tue Jan 26, 2010 12:29 pm | |
| "Mean while the Orcs was back at Mondor" is my personal pick. Actually, it should be my WGW signature, if I weren't so lazy. |
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Reidmar Shitgobbling pissdrinker


Join date: 2010-01-10 Age: 21 Location: A string of Code in the Interwebz
 | Subject: Re: legolas by laura Tue Jan 26, 2010 12:49 pm | |
| Exodia: Heh, meanwhile the orcs were back at mondor, would have been better spelling.  |
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Nevvy Sporkbender

Join date: 2009-06-30
 | Subject: Re: legolas by laura Tue Jan 26, 2010 3:38 pm | |
| | Reidmar wrote: | Exodia: Heh, meanwhile the orcs were back at mondor, would have been better spelling.  |
Uhm, you do realize Exodia quoted a line from the story, in all its misspelled glory, right? |
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Chris91 NO NOT THE BEEEEES


Join date: 2009-06-13 Age: 45 Location: Woburn, Mass., USA
 | Subject: Re: legolas by laura Tue Jan 26, 2010 5:44 pm | |
| | Exodia's Right Leg wrote: | | "Mean while the Orcs was back at Mondor" is my personal pick. Actually, it should be my WGW signature, if I weren't so lazy. |
Hey, if you don't want it I'll take it.  |
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