Plenty of Fish

Subject: Re: Plenty of Fish Fri Feb 22, 2013 8:52 pm

$15 dinner? I'll stick on a wig and do him.

Subject: Re: Plenty of Fish Fri Feb 22, 2013 9:56 pm

Reepicheep-chan wrote:

And here is an ad that probably dropped all kinds of panties:

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SEX ADDICT 57M

very horny 57m sex addict looking for women who want all their holes filled 2 or 3 times a week// I am Married to a friggid wife , I dont have sex with her so I am here to offer sex to any willing young women.

Younger in 19-30 range or up to 35.

I would like meet at the Super 8 motel in XXXXXXX. you cannot sleepover, but I will buy you dinner before or after at the sizzler steakhouse.. Would prefer a married young woman and sex addict . Must enjoy sucking cock / swalowing

Clean, disease free, twats only// also will get you pregnant if desired//

Do not dare ask me for money I am not looking for protsitutes.I will buy youre dinner up to $15 dollars at sizzler

if interested please call

I'm pretty sure this was on Why Women Hate Men.

EDIT: Yep.

Subject: Re: Plenty of Fish Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:13 pm

Leaving aside the "I am nearly 60 and will only take women half my age aspect cos I think I'm such hot shit" for a second:

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sex addict looking for women who want all their holes filled 2 or 3 times a week// I am Married to a friggid wife , I dont have sex with her so I am here to offer sex to any willing young women.

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sex addict........2 or 3 times a week

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sex addict

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2 or 3 times a week

He needs to 2-3 sessions of nookie a week to cure his sex 'addiction'?

Does he know that actual sex addiction involves dry-humping random strangers when walking town on your lunchbreak cos you haven't been laid since this morning (I read that in a book somewhere, so that makes it true Colbert

)?

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So his idea of fine dining is a dinner at the Sizzler's and a stay at the Motel 8? Either this guy's a troll or his Ted Bundy. Either way, stay away.

Sporkbender Join date: 2009-12-10 Location: Planet Clair

Ted Bundy was actually really charming (it's what made him good at his job) This guy though has about as much sex appeal and tact as a bowl of gravy.

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Hot Cancer wrote:

He needs to 2-3 sessions of nookie a week to cure his sex 'addiction'?

Thinking you're a sex addict for wanting to get laid twice a week paints a pretty depressing picture, doesn't it? Somewhere along the way he was taught/shown/told that that makes him a deviant. Don't get me wrong, I have no sympathy for this guy; it's entirely possible that he pressured his wife so much that she was defensive and angry enough to say something like that- but still, that's a massively distorted self-image.

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sex addict looking for women who want all their holes filled 2 or 3 times a week//

Gonna have to pass. Just twice a week? :/

Eeveegou wrote:

Ted Bundy was actually really charming (it's what made him good at his job) This guy though has about as much sex appeal and tact as a bowl of gravy.

What if it's really young and sexy gravy? Dongs

Subject: Re: Plenty of Fish Sat Feb 23, 2013 10:30 am

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Gonna have to pass. Just twice a week? :/

Well it depends what he fills it with and if it's all at the same time. He might just be promising something impressive.

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Subject: Re: Plenty of Fish Sat Feb 23, 2013 10:36 pm

Mouse wrote:

So his idea of fine dining is a dinner at the Sizzler's and a stay at the Motel 8? Either this guy's a troll or his Ted Bundy. Either way, stay away.

Seriously though, in some places the standard of fine dining IS Sizzler's and a stay at the Motel 8.

It's either that or a candlelight dinner at McDonalds with meth-session in the bathroom.

Contributor Join date: 2009-06-10 Location: computer chair

grmblfjx wrote:

Hot Cancer wrote:

He needs to 2-3 sessions of nookie a week to cure his sex 'addiction'?

Thinking you're a sex addict for wanting to get laid twice a week paints a pretty depressing picture, doesn't it? Somewhere along the way he was taught/shown/told that that makes him a deviant. Don't get me wrong, I have no sympathy for this guy; it's entirely possible that he pressured his wife so much that she was defensive and angry enough to say something like that- but still, that's a massively distorted self-image.

I think it's more likely that he says 'sex addict' because he doesn't know what that means, but thinks it sounds HAWT.

Subject: Re: Plenty of Fish Sun Feb 24, 2013 7:23 am

rae wrote:

grmblfjx wrote:

Hot Cancer wrote:

He needs to 2-3 sessions of nookie a week to cure his sex 'addiction'?

Thinking you're a sex addict for wanting to get laid twice a week paints a pretty depressing picture, doesn't it? Somewhere along the way he was taught/shown/told that that makes him a deviant. Don't get me wrong, I have no sympathy for this guy; it's entirely possible that he pressured his wife so much that she was defensive and angry enough to say something like that- but still, that's a massively distorted self-image.

I think it's more likely that he says 'sex addict' because he doesn't know what that means, but thinks it sounds HAWT.

"This porn DVD I own says it has 'Lesbian sex addicts" on it - and I find that sexy so....."

Subject: Re: Plenty of Fish Fri Apr 12, 2013 6:57 pm

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there is a reason for it because most of you chicks can't even string a sentence together and it's demonstrated by most of your'e lack of intelligence on profiles all over the web. Grammar?

then or than ... hmmm what context. oh woops there goes a shoe sale.

i want a real woman, not a fake indecisive person that doesn't know their right foot from their left. draw a circle on the ground with chalk and follow the line and have fun ... I’m sure both neurons in your brain will be entertained.

so yes, my profile is setup that way and what happens after that has to be decided by both. I'm sick of most women that think they can control men between their two big toes. i want mental stimulation. not a dumb, mute idiot as you appear to be.

Intelligence is the key; that is the attraction. dumb ass. think about it.

for men, yes test the waters, and if you are dumb then we don't want to have anything to do with you.

most of you women are pathetic. sick in actual fact.

i've been around long enough to pick the good one's from the bad and i would have to say, your'e all rotten and nobody would eat you.

you women think you own us and dictate whats going on.

sad for you. we (as men, want more) are normal.

i give my heart and soul to a woman.

most of you females are so self-centred you can't even see it because you are so self absorbed and have your finger up your bum right beside your head. fu.

get over it

I'm going to buy a pet dog. I'ts more satisfying.

good luck stug tuls.

Damn you women and your lack of grammar! Everyone knows you are supposed to put the apostrophe between the r and the e!!

Also if you do not want chicks controlling you between their toes maybe you should stop insisting on foot jobs.

Subject: Re: Plenty of Fish Fri Apr 12, 2013 7:22 pm

Reepicheep-chan wrote:

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there is a reason for it because most of you chicks can't even string a sentence together and it's demonstrated by most of your'e lack of intelligence on profiles all over the web. Grammar?

then or than ... hmmm what context. oh woops there goes a shoe sale.

i want a real woman, not a fake indecisive person that doesn't know their right foot from their left. draw a circle on the ground with chalk and follow the line and have fun ... I’m sure both neurons in your brain will be entertained.

so yes, my profile is setup that way and what happens after that has to be decided by both. I'm sick of most women that think they can control men between their two big toes. i want mental stimulation. not a dumb, mute idiot as you appear to be.

Intelligence is the key; that is the attraction. dumb ass. think about it.

for men, yes test the waters, and if you are dumb then we don't want to have anything to do with you.

most of you women are pathetic. sick in actual fact.

i've been around long enough to pick the good one's from the bad and i would have to say, your'e all rotten and nobody would eat you.

you women think you own us and dictate whats going on.

sad for you. we (as men, want more) are normal.

i give my heart and soul to a woman.

most of you females are so self-centred you can't even see it because you are so self absorbed and have your finger up your bum right beside your head. fu.

get over it

I'm going to buy a pet dog. I'ts more satisfying.

good luck stug tuls.

Damn you women and your lack of grammar! Everyone knows you are supposed to put the apostrophe between the r and the e!!

Also if you do not want chicks controlling you between their toes maybe you should stop insisting on foot jobs.

I love you, Cheeps.

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"I want a REAL (smart?) woman, that's why I'm gonna spend 90% of this talking about the dumb fake women."

Subject: Re: Plenty of Fish Mon Apr 29, 2013 7:06 pm

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My self-summary
Unf Herp Derp Marf FUUU~ |(• ◡•)|/ \(❍ᴥ❍ʋ)
Are you into anything Kemono, Anthropomorphic, or Furry? I find people who know what those words mean will definitely not regret making friends with me!

I’m told I’m good at Oral Sex (female) but everyone is different so you’ll have to find out yourself.

Sporkbender Join date: 2012-06-26

We've now got a dating site in Holland called Second Love. A dating website especially for people in a relationship who want to cheat. They do an aggressive advertising campaign, too. Yay for shameless marketing strategies. Dry

Subject: Re: Plenty of Fish Wed May 01, 2013 10:38 pm

Iunno, Reep, that one doesn't sound so bad. Sounds like a cool gal.

Subject: Re: Plenty of Fish Thu May 02, 2013 3:10 pm

^ That is a dude. The (female) bit is there to make sure you know that the oral he is good at is female.

Mostly though I am mystified by the bullshit at the beginning. The Adventure Time emotes are cute, but what is with the sound effects?

Subject: Re: Plenty of Fish Thu May 02, 2013 6:20 pm

Being good at eating pussy is the sign of a good, respectable man I still don't see what the problem is.

Hot and Botherer Join date: 2009-06-10

Well personally I think 'furry' is a pretty big problem.

Subject: Re: Plenty of Fish Fri May 03, 2013 12:32 am

Reepicheep-chan wrote:

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My self-summary
Unf Herp Derp Marf FUUU~ |(• ◡•)|/ \(❍ᴥ❍ʋ)
Are you into anything Kemono, Anthropomorphic, or Furry? I find people who know what those words mean will definitely not regret making friends with me!

I’m told I’m good at Oral Sex (female) but everyone is different so you’ll have to find out yourself.

Dawww, he's never been to 4Chan.

Wait, does that means he's less lame than me? scratch

Subject: Re: Plenty of Fish Wed May 08, 2013 3:21 pm

Well ok I can probably quit for ever now.

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patriotpony1986
26 M Straight Single
Minneapolis, Minnesota

My self-summary
I am a proud conservative American and brony (male My Little
Pony fan). I work very hard to enmesh the philosophy of Ayn Rand
within the framework of tolerance and love espoused by Pink Pie
and friends. I'm something of an intellectual, and would love to
discuss politics or cartoons with somepony near me in the future.
Please understand that if we were to meet, I AM THE MAN in the
relationship.

What I'm doing with my life
Trying to finish the first draft of my e-book entitled Serfdom in
Equestria, an expose on the liberal agenda slowly eroding
freedom in the My Little Pony universe.

Sporkbender Join date: 2011-08-26 Location: Seattle, UCAS

^^^ I don't think I can read that enough times

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Generous, Alpha Male Wants To Be Your Benefactor wrote:

Looking for one sexy 21-29 sexy swf with a great mind and body for an ongoing FWB'$ relationship.
If you'd enjoy being spoiled by a wealthy, generous, kind, strong wise man with personality, class and charm perhaps you'd like to meet to get acquainted and see where it goes.
While I am a classy gentleman, don't let the good boy appearance mislead you about the bad boy in me when it comes to the bedroom.
If you'd enjoy a good man who could take care of your financial, economic, romantic and emotional needs while you took care of his simple manly one's we might be a match.
Friends say I am deep, intelligent, classy, charming, sophisticated, personable, cultured, kind and generous, but I'll let you be the judge.
If you think we might be a good match please tell me about yourself and make sure to include recent clear pictures.
Please have a nice upper body, smaller waist and NOT have a large derriere. Long hard nipples would be a big plus, but not a deal breaker.
It also wouldn't hurt if you were a bit on the submissive side. Nothing too kinky, but I'm a man and I behave like a man, and I want a woman who will listen to her man, pay attention and behave like a woman.
I'm a non-tobacco smoker, light drinker, non-hard drug user, but I am 420 liberal, and an occasional user, and you may be too, but also not a deal breaker if you are or are not.
I'm a cancer survivor in remission now and legally grow medical marijuana for other cancer, ms and severe pain patients so if your enjoy the occasional ultra premium indoor meds, happy to oblige.
I believe I was given a second chance to do good things and make life better for myself and others, and I can think of no one I would rather be generous, kind, warm and helpful to, than one special woman in my life.
Please send recent clear pics and tell me something about the Portland area so I know you're not a spam-bot, or robo-phishing.
Thanks for considering....
You'll never be sorry.

Sporkbender Join date: 2011-08-26 Location: Seattle, UCAS

keep 'em comin

Seeking Sweet Soulful Sexy Obedient submissive wrote:

Seeking Sweet Soulful Sexy Obedient submissive

Hello.

Good Girl.

I'm an artist and a father and a compassionate man. I can be very tender and affectionate. I can be very direct and firm also. I think you will love it. You will feel like a woman who is adored and respected and appreciated. You will feel like other darker things as well.

I want you to address Me as "Sir" unless I instruct you otherwise. I want you to mind your manners which include using "Please" and "Thank You".

I want you to answer a few questions. There are other questions although unless you are comfortable answering these there is no point in asking them.

Do you like being told what to do?

Do you like doing as you're told?

Do you like being on your knees?

Do you like being called naughty names?

Do you like having your hands tied?

Do you like being spanked?

Do you like having your hair pulled?

I'm looking for a sweet and soulful and sexy and obedient submissive who wishes to serve Me by giving herself to Me so that I may use her and every part of her body for My pleasure.

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Str8? Can I Have Your Piss? - m4m - 39 (Portland) wrote:

Bi guy here looking for a straight bud that needs an 'outlet' for his watersports fantasies.

You can piss on me, into my mouth, have me drink from the tap, I will also take your cum if you want me to.

I am only looking to receive piss and cum, not to give.

NO ANAL!

I'm 39y/o, in shape, disease/drug free, white, very discreet.

You are straight, in decent shape, discreet, free of all diseases and drugs, white.

Please email me with "WS" as the title line and tell me your stats, all other emails ignored.

There is a goddamn ton of crazy people on craigslist. I know this is common knowledge or whatever but damn

Subject: Re: Plenty of Fish Wed May 08, 2013 8:55 pm

lol i'm sure straight men want to piss in other men's mouths

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