American jokes

Subject: Re: American jokes Sat Mar 02, 2013 10:11 pm

Good god, you fat bastards, enough with the cheap shots.

Subject: Re: American jokes Sat Mar 02, 2013 10:39 pm

Penguin wrote:

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

Hahahahaha oh God what are these, tears?

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Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

Reidmar wrote:

shave your arms/chest/legs/etc,

I'm FAIRLY certain he's trying to have sex with women.

Because those girly gays like men smooth, but actual girls want hairy hair with hair on it?

Subject: Re: American jokes Sun Mar 03, 2013 12:07 am

TheIan wrote:

Good god, you fat bastards, enough with the cheap shots.

Subject: Re: American jokes Sun Mar 03, 2013 12:59 am

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

Reidmar wrote:

Basically Ian, if you want to have sex, go to the gym, build up some self confidence, maybe get a shade of tan for summer time, shave your arms/chest/legs/etc, etc talk to girls in general, SHOW them that you're confident in yourself but don't act like a stuck up snob.

Also, I sound like a chapter from a self-help booklet that's really fucking vague and doesn't tell you how to actually achieve any of thi- oh wait.

I'm FAIRLY certain he's trying to have sex with women.

You are? I thought he was trying to have sex with anything so that he could lose his virginity.

Subject: Re: American jokes Sun Mar 03, 2013 4:12 am

Cyberwulf wrote:

xerrohoof wrote:

I couldn't find the word for 'obsession'

a) if you can't find the word you find another way to communicate the idea with the words you do know

but since b) you don't even know mo do a a ár bhur a i wouldn't even attempt any more irish if i were you

I'll post in whatever language I want, you walking germ lab. You don't even pay attention to what I say half the time anyway, so why do you care? Pog mo thóin.

Subject: Re: American jokes Sun Mar 03, 2013 8:38 am

Subject: Re: American jokes Sun Mar 03, 2013 10:24 am

xerrohoof wrote:

Pog mo thóin.

AGOA an bhfaca tú é sin ar T-léine nó ar bhrístí

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I'll post in whatever language I want

oh please do i love it when you make a fool of yourself

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you walking germ lab.

what is this supposed to mean

is it supposed to be some sort of insult

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You don't even pay attention to what I say half the time anyway

and that drives you glan as do mheabhair, doesn't it

Subject: Re: American jokes Sun Mar 03, 2013 10:40 am

grmblfjx wrote:

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

Reidmar wrote:

shave your arms/chest/legs/etc,

I'm FAIRLY certain he's trying to have sex with women.

Because those girly gays like men smooth, but actual girls want hairy hair with hair on it?

Exactly, goddamnit!

Just ask Jay and any straight woman who's not from Germany, the Land of All That is Wrong. Excitedplz

If this post is more asinine, nonsensical, offensive, or poorly spelled than usual, it's because I'm hammered. Rugby players are a BAD INFLUENCE

Contributor Join date: 2009-06-10 Location: computer chair

You'd think that in one of Clopper's obsessive searches for furryporn that he would have accidentally come across the term 'bears,' and discovered the OTHER other connotation. There is definitely no leg shaving happening there.

Subject: Re: American jokes Mon Mar 04, 2013 4:28 am

Cyberwulf wrote:

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you walking germ lab.

what is this supposed to mean

is it supposed to be some sort of insult

Oh, gee, I dunno, maybe it refers to the toxic crap festering in that petri dish you call a vag, you tramp?

You're a diseased skank ho is what I'm trying to say. See, there you go not paying attention again. It drives me bugshit because I'm tired of constantly explaining myself to you. Why do I even bother?

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

Rugby players are a BAD INFLUENCE[/size]

> Rugby players are real men unlike you faggot

rae wrote:

You'd think that in one of Clopper's obsessive searches for furryporn that he would have accidentally come across the term 'bears,' and discovered the OTHER other connotation. There is definitely no leg shaving happening there.

I know what a bear is, rae, I downloaded the Growlr app. I checked that link though and honestly, I wouldn't consider those guys to be bears. I've seen much hairier.

Subject: Re: American jokes Mon Mar 04, 2013 4:52 am

Clopper wrote:

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

Rugby players are a BAD INFLUENCE[/size]

> Rugby players are real men unlike you faggot

You're not even trying anymore, are you? I actually play rugby ~~poorly~~, and you haven't been outside of your mother's basement since the Bush administration.

Clopper wrote:

rae wrote:

You'd think that in one of Clopper's obsessive searches for furryporn that he would have accidentally come across the term 'bears,' and discovered the OTHER other connotation. There is definitely no leg shaving happening there.

I know what a bear is, rae, I downloaded the Growlr app. I checked that link though and honestly, I wouldn't consider those guys to be bears. I've seen much hairier.

Maybe I was wrong. Maybe he isn't trying to have sex with females.

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The fuck did I just click. Not bad though, but not now. Not now dammit.

@CW: He's implying that you're dirty, despite the fact that Clopper probably can't get out of the office chair in his moms basement because he's covered in so much jizz and bitter tears from masturbating to underage loli ponyporn and knowing that he will never fuck anything with real vag.

There, do I fit in now that I've made fun of the resident Butt Monkey?

Subject: Re: American jokes Mon Mar 04, 2013 7:23 am

Oh my god Kakashifan you narutard go fuck a ninja you tool

Subject: Re: American jokes Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:30 am

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

You're not even trying anymore, are you? I actually play rugby ~~poorly~~, and you haven't been outside of your mother's basement since the Bush administration.

I have absolutely no reason to believe you. Also, I haven't lived with my mother since the Bush administration, you fail at insulting me you fuckwit.

Subject: Re: American jokes Mon Mar 04, 2013 12:55 pm

xerrofoot wrote:

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

You're not even trying anymore, are you? I actually play rugby ~~poorly~~, and you haven't been outside of your mother's basement since the Bush administration.

I have absolutely no reason to believe you. Also, I haven't slept with my mother since the Bush administration, you fail at insulting me you fuckwit.

So mad. Just, so mad.

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xerrofoot wrote:

I haven't lived with my mother since the Bush administration, you fail at insulting me you fuckwit.

So if Mikey says made-up shit about you that he doesn't even know to be true, he fails at insulting you, but if you do the same with Cy it's different because...?

Sporkbender Join date: 2012-10-15

[quote="Disco Stu"]Oh my god Kakashifan you narutard go fuck a ninja you tool[/quote]

What would be the proper response to this?....COMPUTING...

RESPONSE: Cool story bro.

Subject: Re: American jokes Mon Mar 04, 2013 7:41 pm

xerrofoot wrote:

you tramp?

You're a diseased skank ho

...is exactly what a bitter, jealous, sexless horse molester would say, right after he got banned from the local riding school for masturbating in front of the children.

You know, that insult might carry some weight if I was all over the board talking about my various sexual exploits with throngs of big, hairy, sweaty men, but even if that was the case you'd still be jealous because even a partygirl like me wouldn't touch you with a bargepole.

Kakashifan727 wrote:

@CW: He's implying that you're dirty

BORR HORR HORRR I WOULD NEVER HAVE GUESSED DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP

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There, do I fit in now that I've made fun of the resident Butt Monkey?

No.

Sporkbender Join date: 2012-10-15

Damn. He's starting to get on my nerves now though.

Subject: Re: American jokes Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:20 pm

Kakashifan727 wrote:

Damn. He's starting to get on my nerves now though.

Subject: Re: American jokes Mon Mar 11, 2013 1:00 pm

Kakashifan727 wrote:

Damn. He's starting to get on my nerves now though.

WELL AIN'T THAT JUST TOO FUCKIN' BAD.

The admins around here are more lazy and apathetic than Chris-chan. If you want me banned, it's going to take some really high-quality sexual favours or a hefty cash bribe.

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xerrofoot wrote:

The admins around here are (...) lazy and apathetic

...You really are the dumbest shit that ever shat.

Subject: Re: American jokes Mon Mar 11, 2013 4:20 pm

grmblfjx wrote:

xerrofoot wrote:

The admins around here are (...) lazy and apathetic

...You really are the dumbest shit that ever shat.

I am madly in love with this insult and am going to make a very real effort to incorporate it into my everyday lexicon.

That is all.

Subject: Re: American jokes Mon Mar 11, 2013 4:26 pm

There's a bit more diversity to the word. You could even take it up to "You are the shittiest shit that was ever shat from a shitty shithole"

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