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Dr. Quinzel
Sporkbender
Join date: 2010-01-14
Age: 23
Location: DeGroot Keep
|  Subject: Re: Why, God, Why would you use that as lube? Thu Dec 15, 2011 6:43 pm | |
| I once saw a fic that used butter or margarine as lube and I'm wondering how conceivable that is. Opinions? |
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WD40
Knight of the Bleach
Join date: 2010-02-15
Age: 32
Location: land of broken dreams
| | Subject: Re: Why, God, Why would you use that as lube? Thu Dec 15, 2011 7:17 pm | |
| | Dr. Quinzel wrote: | | I once saw a fic that used butter or margarine as lube and I'm wondering how conceivable that is. Opinions? |
Butter is perfectly feasible, and in fact quite common. I can't see why marge would be much different. It melts at roughly people-temperature, and what you're left with is, basically, oil made from milk.
Biggest downside is the high bacteria content of any dairy product (again not sure if marge would be much different, prolly not). |
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grmblfjx
Hot and Botherer
Join date: 2009-06-10
| | Subject: Re: Why, God, Why would you use that as lube? Thu Dec 15, 2011 8:25 pm | |
| I'm loving the fact that WD40 is posting in this thread. |
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fapfapfap
Sporkbender
Join date: 2010-04-23
| | Subject: Re: Why, God, Why would you use that as lube? Thu Dec 15, 2011 9:28 pm | |
| | Owlish wrote: | | --nothing (My personal favorite, because really good sex is supposed to hurt, right?) |
Hey now, don't knock it til you've tried it. |
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xerrofoot
Sporkbender
Join date: 2010-10-21
Age: 26
Location: Great Southern Land
| | Subject: Re: Why, God, Why would you use that as lube? Mon Dec 26, 2011 9:08 am | |
| This just crossed my mind, even though I've never seen it in fics or porn: booze as lube? |
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Lady Anne
NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date: 2009-06-12
Age: 35
Location: The land of the fruits and nuts
| | Subject: Re: Why, God, Why would you use that as lube? Mon Dec 26, 2011 3:27 pm | |
| | xerrofoot wrote: | | This just crossed my mind, even though I've never seen it in fics or porn: booze as lube? |
I think it would be ineffective and painful. |
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grmblfjx
Hot and Botherer
Join date: 2009-06-10
| | Subject: Re: Why, God, Why would you use that as lube? Mon Dec 26, 2011 4:41 pm | |
| | Lady Anne wrote: | | xerrofoot wrote: | | This just crossed my mind, even though I've never seen it in fics or porn: booze as lube? |
I think it would be ineffective and painful. |
Yeah, most alcoholic drinks are more watery than thick, and the alcohol is going to burn like fuck. I mean hell. |
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Seule
My Mescaline
Join date: 2009-06-11
Age: 19
Location: Tea & Castle Land
| | Subject: Re: Why, God, Why would you use that as lube? Mon Dec 26, 2011 5:58 pm | |
| Moved to the couch, don't want to derail the thread.
Last edited by Seule on Mon Dec 26, 2011 7:10 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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Penguin
NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date: 2009-07-19
Location: Wild Gray Yonder
| | Subject: Re: Why, God, Why would you use that as lube? Mon Dec 26, 2011 6:39 pm | |
| Yes, for a variety of reasons. |
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Exodia's Right Leg
Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date: 2009-08-05
Age: 26
Location: Niggertown, HUAHUEHUAland
| | Subject: Re: Why, God, Why would you use that as lube? Thu Dec 29, 2011 10:28 pm | |
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Braigwen
Why yes, I am a Rocket Scientist!
Join date: 2009-06-14
Age: 32
Location: Punching Udina.
| | Subject: Re: Why, God, Why would you use that as lube? Thu Dec 29, 2011 11:13 pm | |
| | Exodia's Right Leg wrote: | | Glue is a classic. |
Glue is an adhesive.  |
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Exodia's Right Leg
Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date: 2009-08-05
Age: 26
Location: Niggertown, HUAHUEHUAland
| | Subject: Re: Why, God, Why would you use that as lube? Fri Dec 30, 2011 10:16 pm | |
| | Braigwen wrote: | | Exodia's Right Leg wrote: | | Glue is a classic. |
Glue is an adhesive. |
Tell that to the genius who wrote a fic where glue is used as lube. |
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TheIan
Armbiter of Good Fanfiction
Join date: 2009-06-12
| | Subject: Re: Why, God, Why would you use that as lube? Sat Dec 31, 2011 1:05 am | |
| | Exodia's Right Leg wrote: | | Braigwen wrote: | | Exodia's Right Leg wrote: | | Glue is a classic. |
Glue is an adhesive. |
Tell that to the genius who wrote a fic where glue is used as lube. |
That kind of makes you wonder what that author was thinking. |
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Lady Anne
NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date: 2009-06-12
Age: 35
Location: The land of the fruits and nuts
| | Subject: Re: Why, God, Why would you use that as lube? Sat Dec 31, 2011 2:46 am | |
| | TheIan wrote: | | Exodia's Right Leg wrote: | | Braigwen wrote: | | Exodia's Right Leg wrote: | | Glue is a classic. |
Glue is an adhesive. |
Tell that to the genius who wrote a fic where glue is used as lube. |
That kind of makes you wonder what that author was thinking. |
Or what they'd been sniffing. |
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Braigwen
Why yes, I am a Rocket Scientist!
Join date: 2009-06-14
Age: 32
Location: Punching Udina.
| | Subject: Re: Why, God, Why would you use that as lube? Sun Jan 01, 2012 4:41 am | |
| | Lady Anne wrote: | | TheIan wrote: | | Exodia's Right Leg wrote: | | Braigwen wrote: | | Exodia's Right Leg wrote: | | Glue is a classic. |
Glue is an adhesive. |
Tell that to the genius who wrote a fic where glue is used as lube. |
That kind of makes you wonder what that author was thinking. |
Or what they'd been sniffing. |
Or if they had failed trying to reenact the 'Human Centipede'. |
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TheIan
Armbiter of Good Fanfiction
Join date: 2009-06-12
| | Subject: Re: Why, God, Why would you use that as lube? Sun Jan 01, 2012 12:41 pm | |
| "Oh, well that was great sex. You can pull out, now, honey."
"I can't... I'm... stuck..."
"...This is gonna be hard to explain to the doctors when we get to the hospital..." |
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grmblfjx
Hot and Botherer
Join date: 2009-06-10
| | Subject: Re: Why, God, Why would you use that as lube? Sun Jan 01, 2012 3:47 pm | |
| Ah, this reminds me. The first time I ever heard of the concept of rape (I was around ten) it was through a classmate who was... seriously confused on the matter. She told me men would kidnap women and take them home, where they would dim the lights (wtf?) and glue themselves into the woman. For, like, a year or so.
Maybe she meant the rapist might keep the woman captive for a year or so, but that's not what I took away from it. In any case, my first time hearing about rape left me a little disturbed and bewildered as all get-out. |
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