Good news! I've decided to spare humanity from global incineration!

Why you may ask? Because of this article, about a Utah college student saved from a burning car.

Quote:

“Then (a) lady got down on her belly and stared under there, right into the flames. She yelled out that ‘he’s alive,’ and after she said that, everyone just converged on the car and lifted. I don’t know who she was, but that lady did a great service.”

Bolded to emphasize how balls that it. About ten or 12 people lifted a 3800 Lb burning car to save the guy trapped underneath. Tell me that is not awesome.

Get those people some goddamn medals.

I saw this on the news. I want to go and hug each and every one of those people personally. Thanks for reminding us that human life is still worth fighting for.