Here's one for you all to gag and spork - Bonita One Prime - Optimus Prime's Sparkmate.

Her godawful stories are so rank, her first beta reader told her to rewrite what she did after the first edit to bring in more details. She posted the story on Fanfiction dot net without editing anything but what was edited by her beta reader.

If you look into her fanfiction collection in her DA page, she has new more godawful stories, which are co-written with another rank ass Transformer writer.

Her first Mary Sue character was . . . get this, Bonita Prime! Her new updated Mary Sue character is Delena Darkside AKA Causeway. Same form and everything including her stories are so rank, she has lost more beta readers with her posting a still rank ass story even after being told to write more to that chapter and send it back to the reader after writing onto the story.

Her 'fans' on fanfiction dot net love her sloppy written crap but critics find her stories vanish after being harsh in their reviews of her stories.

You'll have to go to fanfiction dot net to look at her godawful stories and if you hide your activities on DA, you can stalk her page and read her really godawful stories that she posts there. Her journals are ripe for MSTing.

All I want to do with Bonita Prime is to kill her characters off and chase her out of the fandom to save Optimus Prime from her craziness.

But who has found other Transformers Mary Sue sluts out there?

You mean besides Sam Witwicky and Mikaela what's-her-name?

Could you at least do us the decency of linking to her gallery?

Hmm, you still haven't quite convinced me of how rank Bonita Prime's work is. Perhaps you could repeat the word a few more times, and see if that helps the rankness sink in?

There's not just Bonita Prime.

There's also Luana Prime.

Wife to my Lord and Savior Optimus Prime is just a cut underneath breast-feeding Autobots in terms of batshit crazy.

Luana Prime is no different. Granted, there are a lot of crazy fans everywhere, but Bonita and Luana are right up there on the top of the shit-heap.

LINKS DIPSHITS

ENTERTAIN ME

Dance, my lovelies. Dance...

SHUT THE FUCK UP

Ha-VA nagila ha-VA nagila ha-VA ve-nishmeHA...

Hey, there's nothing wrong with giant robot sex. How many times do I have to say that? You just need to remember they're giant robots and not humans. Unfortunately a shitton of writers don't remember that.

And Bonita Prime seems to be one of them.

I'm not even able to post a link here yet but if you remove the spaces you will get her gallery.

http://mrsbonitaprime.deviantart.com/gallery/

Look at her fanfiction which is the first link on her gallery page. Barfcity.

Check what she did, the license she claims is real but it is fake as she bought it off an eBay seller who sells fake IDs for cosplay.

http://mrsbonitaprime.deviantart.com/art/My-DL-185937696

Put the spaces together to go see her fake CDL.

Please make sure use the "Edit" when you have something else to add instead of double-posting. Also, you can post links here by using the codes Lady Anne showed below.

No name is undoubtedly used to the Pit, where links without spaces are deleted. I guess you get in the habit of using them.

Oh no_name, are you Ravette or one of her little cronies? You're just as bad as Bonita is about stalking. I agree she's a liar and a nasty human being, but you're just as bad as she is when she can't pick her nose without you accusing her of copying somebody else.