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Chris91 NO NOT THE BEEEEES


Join date: 2009-06-13 Age: 45 Location: Woburn, Mass., USA
 | Subject: "Disney Princess Warriors" Wed Jul 13, 2011 10:15 pm | |
| I was doing a search at Google Images a few minutes ago and came across this train wreck of a blog written by some lunatic who calls himself the Wallflower and wants somebody to do a comic or video game based on his nightmare-inducing fan art re-imagining the Disney princesses as Street Fighter-type gladiators(or is it gladiatrixes?). To give you a sample of what he's proposing to inflict on the viewing public, here are State's Exhibits A and B:  Tiana( The Princess And The Frog)  Ariel( The Little Mermaid) I dare you to look at these-- or any of the other pictures at the Wallflower's site --and tell me you're not seriously creeped out by them. |
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Kommandar Sporkbender


Join date: 2011-07-04 Age: 20
 | Subject: Re: "Disney Princess Warriors" Wed Jul 13, 2011 10:23 pm | |
| That's not the artist, the actual artist (along with the original uploads) is here: http://joshwmc.deviantart.com/
I've seen those pictures posted on quite a few blogs. I doubt that the blog author was actually making a serious request. |
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Chris91 NO NOT THE BEEEEES


Join date: 2009-06-13 Age: 45 Location: Woburn, Mass., USA
 | Subject: Re: "Disney Princess Warriors" Wed Jul 13, 2011 10:28 pm | |
| If it was a joke, he's got one sick sense of humor. |
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Cyberwulf NO NOT THE BEEEEES


Join date: 2009-06-03 Age: 30 Location: TRILOBITE!
 | Subject: Re: "Disney Princess Warriors" Wed Jul 13, 2011 11:25 pm | |
| That hardly qualifies as godawful art. |
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Penguin NO NOT THE BEEEEES


Join date: 2009-07-19 Location: Wild Gray Yonder
 | Subject: Re: "Disney Princess Warriors" Wed Jul 13, 2011 11:33 pm | |
| I thought it was funny. | Cyberwulf wrote: | | That hardly qualifies as godawful art. |
That too. |
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Howithurts Sporkbender


Join date: 2011-06-21
 | Subject: Re: "Disney Princess Warriors" Wed Jul 13, 2011 11:56 pm | |
| I actually find these kinda cool. |
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EileenK98 Recovering Fanbrat


Join date: 2009-06-10 Age: 43 Location: very, very close to Chris
 | Subject: Re: "Disney Princess Warriors" Thu Jul 14, 2011 1:28 am | |
| The art isn't bad. It's the concept that breaks my brain. |
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Kevin M Sporkbender


Join date: 2009-09-10 Age: 26 Location: The greatest city on Earth.
 | Subject: Re: "Disney Princess Warriors" Thu Jul 14, 2011 1:57 am | |
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Owlish Shitgobbling pissdrinker


Join date: 2010-03-06 Location: Not giving a hoot.
 | Subject: Re: "Disney Princess Warriors" Thu Jul 14, 2011 1:58 am | |
| Actually, these are pretty freaking awesome. The art is actually decent; not fantastic, but definitely not awful. And yeah, I would totally see a movie about Disney princess warriors. This should have gone in Antidotes...why is it here, exactly? 
Last edited by Owlish on Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:28 am; edited 2 times in total (Reason for editing : forgot a word) |
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CaptainMcNeil Sporkbender


Join date: 2010-08-10 Location: The Motherland
 | Subject: Re: "Disney Princess Warriors" Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:23 am | |
| Meh, the worst is that their faces look blank and dead. Definitely seen worse. |
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Lapin Knight of the Bleach


Join date: 2009-06-10 Age: 23 Location: Maryland
 | Subject: Re: "Disney Princess Warriors" Thu Jul 14, 2011 3:35 am | |
| ...Once again Chris, I click the link into one of your threads and then have to deal with the bitter taste of disappointment. You're not even a good troll, just boring. There's nothing wrong with the art and you know it. It's not overtly sexual, well, any more so than Disney's own outfits, the technique isn't bad, and it appears they were mostly a joke. Not only that, your snark is the Little-Snark-That-Couldn't, yet again.
Try harder, you waste of carbon. |
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grmblfjx Hot and Botherer


Join date: 2009-06-10
 | Subject: Re: "Disney Princess Warriors" Thu Jul 14, 2011 8:46 am | |
| | Lapin wrote: | | It's not overtly sexual, well, any more so than Disney's own outfits |
It seems these ladies are modelled after existing heroines (I see Lara Croft, at least), but still, it does bug me that every warriorette ever apparently fights in panties. |
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Chris91 NO NOT THE BEEEEES


Join date: 2009-06-13 Age: 45 Location: Woburn, Mass., USA
 | Subject: Re: "Disney Princess Warriors" Thu Jul 14, 2011 12:48 pm | |
| | Cyberwulf wrote: | | That hardly qualifies as godawful art. |
Are you kidding? "Godawful" is the nicest thing you can say about those pictures. |
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GamemasterAnthony Shitgobbling pissdrinker


Join date: 2009-07-23 Age: 37 Location: Minneapolis, MN, Rift-Earth
 | Subject: Re: "Disney Princess Warriors" Thu Jul 14, 2011 1:15 pm | |
| Show of hands...
Anyone else think that picture of Tiana reminds them of Lara Croft?
OT: I have to agree...this art really isn't that bad. Rather nicely done, even if the subject matter seems a bit off. |
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Chris91 NO NOT THE BEEEEES


Join date: 2009-06-13 Age: 45 Location: Woburn, Mass., USA
 | Subject: Re: "Disney Princess Warriors" Thu Jul 14, 2011 1:22 pm | |
| Not that bad? With all due respect, Anthony, a blind man could turn out better art.
Lapin: That "troll" crack was way out of line. |
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Lapin Knight of the Bleach


Join date: 2009-06-10 Age: 23 Location: Maryland
 | Subject: Re: "Disney Princess Warriors" Thu Jul 14, 2011 1:40 pm | |
| In what way? Because there's no way on Earth you're real. No one is this ridiculous, this dense. You never post anything remotely interesting or funny, so I can only conclude that your chosen role on this site is to be the most boring troll in existence, just to drive everyone up the damn wall. |
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Chris91 NO NOT THE BEEEEES


Join date: 2009-06-13 Age: 45 Location: Woburn, Mass., USA
 | Subject: Re: "Disney Princess Warriors" Thu Jul 14, 2011 1:43 pm | |
| Wonderful...first you falsely accuse me of being a troll, now you call me dense. I've never had a problem with you before, Lapin, yet all of a sudden you're attacking me for no reason whatsoever. What's your damage? |
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Harley Quinn hyenaholic NO NOT THE BEEEEES


Join date: 2009-06-12 Age: 27
 | Subject: Re: "Disney Princess Warriors" Thu Jul 14, 2011 1:45 pm | |
| Crazy, yes. Kinky, yes. But godawful? I've seen much worse than that. None of the women have their tits out. And the art itself is good. It's good. Funny, but good. |
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grmblfjx Hot and Botherer


Join date: 2009-06-10
 | Subject: Re: "Disney Princess Warriors" Thu Jul 14, 2011 3:44 pm | |
| Could it be...? Is it possible? Oh, it's been so long. |
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Ozymandias Drive-by Camwhore


Join date: 2010-08-08
 | Subject: Re: "Disney Princess Warriors" Thu Jul 14, 2011 4:01 pm | |
| I don't know, I kind of lol'd at the WWE Aurora. |
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Dixie Sporkbender


Join date: 2009-06-12 Location: London, UK
 | Subject: Re: "Disney Princess Warriors" Thu Jul 14, 2011 5:18 pm | |
| | grmblfjx wrote: | | Could it be...? Is it possible? Oh, it's been so long. |
Yes, I think Chris is losing it again. What a shame, Chris - you were doing so well.
I had a look at the pictures, both in the artist's page, and on the blog where they were reposted. I see nothing wrong with them. The concept is amusing, and the art is acceptable, and in some cases, beautiful. Sorry Chris - it looks like you're in a minority of one here. |
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Sutremaine Armbiter of Good Fanfiction


Join date: 2009-11-14 Age: 27 Location: UK
 | Subject: Re: "Disney Princess Warriors" Thu Jul 14, 2011 5:25 pm | |
| | Chris91 wrote: | | I've never had a problem with you before, Lapin, yet all of a sudden you're attacking me for no reason whatsoever. |
Are you really going to do all this again? |
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Lurv VileCorp's Muscly Woman-slave


Join date: 2009-06-11 Age: 22
 | Subject: Re: "Disney Princess Warriors" Thu Jul 14, 2011 5:29 pm | |
| Chris, do you have some kind of personal beef with the artist or something
This art is silly at worst. |
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Nihilist Serial Troll

Join date: 2011-05-02
 | Subject: Re: "Disney Princess Warriors" Thu Jul 14, 2011 7:48 pm | |
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Lady Anne NO NOT THE BEEEEES


Join date: 2009-06-12 Age: 35 Location: The land of the fruits and nuts
 | Subject: Re: "Disney Princess Warriors" Thu Jul 14, 2011 8:11 pm | |
| I like them, except for the Cinderella one...that one's kind of weird. But other than that... |
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