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I.V. VonBischoffs Drive-by Camwhore

Join date: 2011-06-08
 | Subject: Worthless characters the fanbrats glorify and expect us to worship Wed Jun 08, 2011 6:26 pm | |
| Building off my post about a "Harry Potter" pairing that unfortunately Rowling herself supports, I thought I'd start a thread on the other reason (besides the mere fact Rowling supports it) even those who are otherwise adamantly against that pairing defend it. I refer, of course, to the child Rowling foisted upon Remus and Tonks when that whole "I'm suddenly madly in love with you to the point I lost my abilities and everything else about me from the previous book except my name and gender and I'll die if you don't date me" "I'm not interested and have valid reasons not to be now f*** off" "I'm not either of your mothers but I demand that you date anyway" in the sixth book wasn't enough. With the kid now existing in an actual book as opposed to just some fic written by a fanbrat R/T shipper (though Rowling herself may very well be one), it's all supposed to be okay because the kid is sooooo awesome or sooooo adorable.
Except that, well, it's all mentioned here (yes, I'm linking that forum and thread again- evidence of a fanbrat abusing the "report thread" feature notwithstanding, it's the only place people don't readily defend that pweshious, innocent widdle kid).
However, the child in question is far from the only throwaway character (yes, he is a throwaway character) fanbrats glorify. Pretty much any character in HP who did not exist prior to the last book falls into that category. In fact, many fanbrats are using these new characters to vicariously ship the non-Rowling-approved pairings they preferred, and "next-gen" as it's called, seems to be all anyone in that fandom writes anymore. Never mind that each and every one of those characters might as well just be an OC. I don't want to read about them (in fact I want to forget they even exist); I want to read about Harry, Ron, Hermione, Sirius, Remus, the twins, etc.- the characters I knew and loved from the first five books.
I'm sure there are other characters in other fandoms whom the fanbrats over-glorify, I just can't think of them right now.
ETA: Wait, I thought of one- Lila from "Criminal Minds". If you don't remember a Lila on that show, either you missed the one and only episode where she appeared or you haven't been in the fandom very long if at all. She was a victim of a stalker and like 99% of all victims on that show (whether they survive or not) made no further appearances beyond her "debut" episode. Yet here she is in so many fics- pretty much if Reid isn't paired with JJ, Morgan, Hotch, Prentiss, that awful canon Sue from this past season, or the author's own Sue, he's paired with her.
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|  | | Exodia's Right Leg Shitgobbling pissdrinker


Join date: 2009-08-05 Age: 26 Location: Niggertown, HUAHUEHUAland
 | Subject: Re: Worthless characters the fanbrats glorify and expect us to worship Wed Jun 08, 2011 7:26 pm | |
| I couldn't get past the ridiculous acronyms in the article you linked. |
|  | | I.V. VonBischoffs Drive-by Camwhore

Join date: 2011-06-08
 | Subject: Re: Worthless characters the fanbrats glorify and expect us to worship Wed Jun 08, 2011 7:39 pm | |
| | Exodia's Right Leg wrote: | | I couldn't get past the ridiculous acronyms in the article you linked. |
Well, those are the person who posted that article's fault, not mine. The site it came from uses "ridiculous acronyms" all over the place, anyway. And can we stay on topic, please? The topic being characters who contributed little to nothing to the series in which they appear, yet fanbrats can't get enough of them and act like these characters are so much greater, so much more important, so much more epic than they actually are. Not how good or bad a linked article is.
All that said, how could I forget (then again, maybe it was intentional) who is probably the example of this trope: Marissa Flores, who appeared in only one episode of "Star Trek:TNG" as one of three children touring the Enterprise. Yet we know her better as Marissa (or Marrissa) Picard- enough said.
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|  | | Lady Anne NO NOT THE BEEEEES


Join date: 2009-06-12 Age: 35 Location: The land of the fruits and nuts
 | Subject: Re: Worthless characters the fanbrats glorify and expect us to worship Thu Jun 09, 2011 12:34 am | |
| I know a fanbrat in the Titanic fandom who utterly worships the character of Fabrizio di Rossi, going way past the point of lolwut and  and straight into WTF. |
|  | | Braigwen Why yes, I am a Rocket Scientist!


Join date: 2009-06-14 Age: 32 Location: Punching Udina.
 | Subject: Re: Worthless characters the fanbrats glorify and expect us to worship Thu Jun 09, 2011 1:49 am | |
| Conrad Verner from Mass Effect.
He was a hopeless fan boy in ME. Then an insane twerp impersonating Shepard in ME2 and I doubt he will play any part other than the comical suicide by Reaper.
I call it.
He is no hero. Stop writing him as one.
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And no, he will not be a love interest for Shepard. Just no. |
|  | | thblckmvn2064 Drive-by Camwhore


Join date: 2011-06-09
 | Subject: Re: Worthless characters the fanbrats glorify and expect us to worship Mon Aug 29, 2011 7:42 pm | |
| Yeah, I'm sick of all the Lila-worship in the CM fandom myself. People, she's not coming back, and whatever there was between her and Reid is long over! And if you're gonna use the fact that Will, the local cop who worked with the team in New Orleans that one time and flirted with JJ, was brought back and is now a recurring character as an excuse, you'd do well to remember why they did so. Somehow I highly doubt that Matthew Gray Gubler is gonna get pregnant thus the need to bring back a previous on-screen love interest to be the... er, other parent (and how the hell would they explain how a woman got a man pregnant when it's supposed to be the other way around). |
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Join date: 2009-08-05 Age: 26 Location: Niggertown, HUAHUEHUAland
 | Subject: Re: Worthless characters the fanbrats glorify and expect us to worship Mon Aug 29, 2011 11:10 pm | |
| | I.V. VonBischoffs wrote: | | Building off my post about a "Harry Potter" pairing that unfortunately Rowling herself supports, |
It's at least strange to speak of an author "supporting" a "pairing". "Pairings" are fan-made constructs built on the possibility of (or personal amusement from) characters hooking up.
Authors don't need to "support" anything. When they write a certain relationship, it's not their opinion on the story, it is the story. |
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Join date: 2010-08-05 Age: 448 Location: Stratford upon Avon, England
 | Subject: Re: Worthless characters the fanbrats glorify and expect us to worship Tue Aug 30, 2011 12:00 am | |
| I'm going to go with new James T. Kirk. While Old!Kirk may have been pretty Sue-ish, I think New!Kirk is far worse by being just as beloved and successful without being the slightest bit competent. Seriously, |
|  | | Rabid Badger And This is Why I Need Medication


Join date: 2009-06-11
 | Subject: Re: Worthless characters the fanbrats glorify and expect us to worship Tue Aug 30, 2011 5:12 am | |
| Rose Tyler in Dr. Who. Admittedly, a good deal of this can be blamed on the writers setting her and Ten up to be OMG SOULMATES 4 EVER, but the fact of the matter is, she was never really that interesting a character. She mostly just enabled Ten with his scenery chewing, following along meekly, never questioning that maybe his decision making could use some work. Both Martha and Donna were vastly preferable as far as companions went-Martha was an actual adult, a physician, and spent a year walking the Earth to save humanity (for which she got absolutely no praise or respect from the Doctor), and Donna refused to fall into the rut of being madly in love with a Time Lord who only noticed she was there if it the plot called for him to.
Ten is long gone, we're well into 11's second season, and the fantwits are STILL writing stories in which Rose miraculously comes back and pushed Amy and Rory completely off the screen because apparently, if Ten was besotted with her, then 11 must be as well. Never mind the whole business with The Doctor's Wife and River Song. Underneath it all, he's pining for Rose Tyler's return.
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|  | | The Scientist VileCorp's Muscly Woman-slave


Join date: 2010-10-05 Location: Leggin' it out of Fedic, oh Discordia!
 | Subject: Re: Worthless characters the fanbrats glorify and expect us to worship Tue Aug 30, 2011 5:25 am | |
| | thblckmvn2064 wrote: | | Yeah, I'm sick of all the Lila-worship in the CM fandom myself. People, she's not coming back, and whatever there was between her and Reid is long over! And if you're gonna use the fact that Will, the local cop who worked with the team in New Orleans that one time and flirted with JJ, was brought back and is now a recurring character as an excuse, you'd do well to remember why they did so. Somehow I highly doubt that Matthew Gray Gubler is gonna get pregnant thus the need to bring back a previous on-screen love interest to be the... er, other parent (and how the hell would they explain how a woman got a man pregnant when it's supposed to be the other way around). |
I don't read Criminal Minds fanfiction because they always turn Spencer Reid into a wuss. He may be quiter than the others, and skinny and calm, but he is not a wimp. He's been through some scary, horrible stuff in his life and he never complains about it, and he's just as brave as the others.
Fanbrats kill me. Lila? Yeah, they kissed like once in the first series. That was a million years ago, and doesn't matter at all. She got mentioned once at the end of the fifth series, but that was it. Give it a rest, already.
/rant
This being said, to each their own. |
|  | | Sakurelf Armbiter of Good Fanfiction


Join date: 2009-07-21
 | Subject: Re: Worthless characters the fanbrats glorify and expect us to worship Wed Aug 31, 2011 2:00 am | |
| Regarding the OP: I am 100% solid that JKR did this on purpose. But not just for the book series as a whole. Unlike Anne Rice, and the rest of the list of authors who don't allow fan-based works, JKR LOVES fanfiction. She has stated in interviews that she fully encourages young readers and writers. She knows that her characters are beloved by kids and teens all over the world. She knows that millions of fanfiction stories have been written about Harry 'n the gang, but she also knows that she set their relationships in stone. So, there are no possible future canonical Harry / Hermione possibilities.
JKR gave young writers these blank character templates on purpose as, "Come on. I dare you. Write what happens next." It doesn't matter that the stories produced by 14-year-old nitwits are terrible, what matters is that in an age where literacy is crumbling to text and twitter-speak, children are writing. Of their own volition, no less! No one is forcing them to!
She made sure to stock the end of her last book with blank characters as a favour to young writers. There are limitless posibilities with these kids, and really, you can't make mistakes or call them OOC because they are made to be written. (Unless you, y'know, fuck their ages up)
Personally, I would have liked a bit more backstory on the kids, but I think as an unmentioned literacy project, she's given kids a great start to becoming better writers.
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Join date: 2009-06-10
 | Subject: Re: Worthless characters the fanbrats glorify and expect us to worship Wed Aug 31, 2011 8:29 am | |
| Oh, I love these threads so much. I'm very happy people keep bumping them. | I.V. VonBischoffs wrote: | | And can we stay on topic, please? The topic being characters (...)Not how good or bad a linked article is. |
Ah, it makes me smile every time.
Granted, it's bittersweet; I had great hopes for the wank potential of this person, only to see them leave. But oh, the patronizing, the stick up the ass. It was a glorious glimpse at what could have been. |
|  | | The Scientist VileCorp's Muscly Woman-slave


Join date: 2010-10-05 Location: Leggin' it out of Fedic, oh Discordia!
 | Subject: Re: Worthless characters the fanbrats glorify and expect us to worship Wed Aug 31, 2011 8:51 am | |
| | Sakurelf wrote: |
JKR gave young writers these blank character templates on purpose as "Come on. I dare you. Write what happens next." It doesn't matter that the stories produced by 14-year-old nitwits are terrible, what matters is that in an age where literacy is crumbling to text and twitter-speak, children are writing. Of their own volition, no less! No one is forcing them to!
She made sure to stock the end of her last book with blank characters as a favour to young writers. There are limitless posibilities with these kids, and really, you can't make mistakes or call them OOC because they are made to be written. (Unless you, y'know, fuck their ages up)
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Honestly, that sounds like a pretty lame excuse for not doing the proper research on her own characters, which tend to be kind of cardboard, black and white anyway.
The best way to inspire people to write properly is by presenting them with awesome characters, great prose, fantastic storylines and three-dimensional morality, not by cluttering the pages with bad cardboard people who were supposedly written that way on purpose (imo of course).
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|  | | Exodia's Right Leg Shitgobbling pissdrinker


Join date: 2009-08-05 Age: 26 Location: Niggertown, HUAHUEHUAland
 | Subject: Re: Worthless characters the fanbrats glorify and expect us to worship Wed Aug 31, 2011 10:45 am | |
| | The Scientist wrote: | The best way to inspire people to write properly is by presenting them with awesome characters, great prose, fantastic storylines and three-dimensional morality, not by cluttering the pages with bad cardboard people who were supposedly written that way on purpose (imo of course).
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A two-page epilogue is hardly "clutter", and the characters are blank slates because the only thing we know about them is that they exist. |
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Join date: 2009-09-26
 | Subject: Re: Worthless characters the fanbrats glorify and expect us to worship Wed Aug 31, 2011 11:06 am | |
| | Sakurelf wrote: | JKR gave young writers these blank character templates on purpose as "Come on. I dare you. Write what happens next." It doesn't matter that the stories produced by 14-year-old nitwits are terrible, what matters is that in an age where literacy is crumbling to text and twitter-speak, children are writing. Of their own volition, no less! No one is forcing them to!
She made sure to stock the end of her last book with blank characters as a favour to young writers. There are limitless posibilities with these kids, and really, you can't make mistakes or call them OOC because they are made to be written. (Unless you, y'know, fuck their ages up)
Personally, I would have liked a bit more backstory on the kids, but I think as an unmentioned literacy project, she's given kids a great start to becoming better writers. |
I never thought of it like that. That makes me feel better about the existence of the epilogue. |
|  | | The Scientist VileCorp's Muscly Woman-slave


Join date: 2010-10-05 Location: Leggin' it out of Fedic, oh Discordia!
 | Subject: Re: Worthless characters the fanbrats glorify and expect us to worship Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:24 pm | |
| | Exodia's Right Leg wrote: | | The Scientist wrote: | The best way to inspire people to write properly is by presenting them with awesome characters, great prose, fantastic storylines and three-dimensional morality, not by cluttering the pages with bad cardboard people who were supposedly written that way on purpose (imo of course).
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A two-page epilogue is hardly "clutter", and the characters are blank slates because the only thing we know about them is that they exist. |
Yes, Commander Contrarian , I don't mean just the epilogue, but all the books. All secondary characters and some of the main ones are cardboardy and two-dimensional. Besides, the point still stands. Mark Twain said that a character needs enough reason to justify his existence in a book, and he was spot on. If your characters don't fulfil that particular requirement, then they have no reason to exist, no matter where you put 'em. JKR fails at that. Royally. I don't care how she justifies this, but a lot of her characters aren't at all memorable, not to mention useless, and therefore have no excuse for being in the books.
I suppose she just didn't follow the "you must kill your darlings" rule Stephen King is so fond of. But then again, this is a matter of taste, not of maths. |
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Join date: 2009-06-11 Age: 22
 | Subject: Re: Worthless characters the fanbrats glorify and expect us to worship Wed Aug 31, 2011 2:24 pm | |
| Murder Your Darlings, you mean?  |
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Join date: 2009-08-05 Age: 26 Location: Niggertown, HUAHUEHUAland
 | Subject: Re: Worthless characters the fanbrats glorify and expect us to worship Wed Aug 31, 2011 4:45 pm | |
| | The Scientist wrote: | | Exodia's Right Leg wrote: | | The Scientist wrote: | The best way to inspire people to write properly is by presenting them with awesome characters, great prose, fantastic storylines and three-dimensional morality, not by cluttering the pages with bad cardboard people who were supposedly written that way on purpose (imo of course).
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A two-page epilogue is hardly "clutter", and the characters are blank slates because the only thing we know about them is that they exist. |
Yes, Commander Contrarian , I don't mean just the epilogue, but all the books. |
The justification imagined by Sakurelf only refers to the epilogue, so it doesn't matter what you think of the rest of the books. |
|  | | Sakurelf Armbiter of Good Fanfiction


Join date: 2009-07-21
 | Subject: Re: Worthless characters the fanbrats glorify and expect us to worship Wed Aug 31, 2011 5:45 pm | |
| | The Scientist wrote: | | Exodia's Right Leg wrote: | | The Scientist wrote: | The best way to inspire people to write properly is by presenting them with awesome characters, great prose, fantastic storylines and three-dimensional morality, not by cluttering the pages with bad cardboard people who were supposedly written that way on purpose (imo of course).
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A two-page epilogue is hardly "clutter", and the characters are blank slates because the only thing we know about them is that they exist. |
Yes, Commander Contrarian , I don't mean just the epilogue, but all the books. All secondary characters and some of the main ones are cardboardy and two-dimensional. Besides, the point still stands. Mark Twain said that a character needs enough reason to justify his existence in a book, and he was spot on. If your characters don't fulfil that particular requirement, then they have no reason to exist, no matter where you put 'em. JKR fails at that. Royally. I don't care how she justifies this, but a lot of her characters aren't at all memorable, not to mention useless, and therefore have no excuse for being in the books.
I suppose she just didn't follow the "you must kill your darlings" rule Stephen King is so fond of. But then again, this is a matter of taste, not of maths. |
You seem to be forgetting that the stories are told from the POV of an 11-17-year-old boy. He's not really going to give two shits about who his innkeeper is BEYOND the name. Or really care about the psychology behind a person like Rita Skeeter. He just hates her. Because that's how teenage boys think. Teenagers DO classify people in one-dimensional opinions. They see girls as strange and mysterious creatures that travel in packs, and like, need to talk about feelings 'n shit. Harry has lots of friends in his own house, so the Hufflepuffs he gets along with, really aren't much more than a name. Why should they be? Harry already has friends and is fucking busy.
The character development, or lack therof, is fairly accurate when you remember who is telling the story. This isn't an omnicient narrative. It may not be first-person, but it's still locked into Harry's mindset from day one. What Harry doesn't understand or care about, we don't understand or care about. So, naturally, the characters we read as one-dimensional cardboard cut-outs, are how Harry sees them. And Harry isn't exactly a zen master / psychoanalyst himself. He's actually pretty short-sighted and judgemental, and there are a lot of notes about physical appearance.
| Quote: | | The best way to inspire people to write properly is by presenting them with awesome characters, great prose, fantastic storylines and three-dimensional morality, not by cluttering the pages with bad cardboard people who were supposedly written that way on purpose (imo of course). |
She did do that. With the seven books. The seven books are complete, now. Beginning, middle to end. There are going to be no sequels. Unfortunately, a lot of kids are close-minded and don't like to imagine alternate universes. Or they wanted a character to be a certain way before X book in the series came out. Because Harry Potter fanfiction was always "live", you got to predict how the next book would happen (minus all the porn) and imagine how Harry and Hermione and Ron would grow up. (Then find out you were totally wrong by the fifth book, but hey)
Once the series was finished, we had these awesome characters and stories, but their stories had already been told. That means any new fanfiction about them is either:
A) An AU B) After the war / grown up C) Totally out of character
This is much, much harder and less fun than giving us name-only children we can play with to our hearts content. We could make a redeemed Malfoy! An evil Potter! A Weasly as a main character! We could have, dare I say it, transfer students! From America!
From the perspective of a young writer, it's much more fun to have the blank next-gen cut-outs and use imagination to fill them out, than to try and follow and already set-in-stone narrative and always be accused and harassed of being OOC or not right, or not following the author's original vision. What an utter drag. I'd rather have fun.
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Join date: 2010-03-06 Location: Not giving a hoot.
 | Subject: Re: Worthless characters the fanbrats glorify and expect us to worship Wed Aug 31, 2011 7:50 pm | |
| What Sakurelf said, plus you have to remember Rowling's age demographic. These are mostly young kids that are probably just starting to write on their own, and probably haven't written anything resembling a narrative before. Their writing skills are not developed enough to be able to have fun with established characters. The point is to inspire them to get their feet wet, no matter how bad the result is, because presumably they'll get better. You don't start learning calculus by doing double integrals, and you don't start learning to write with complex storylines and three-dimensional characters. |
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Join date: 2010-10-05 Location: Leggin' it out of Fedic, oh Discordia!
 | Subject: Re: Worthless characters the fanbrats glorify and expect us to worship Thu Sep 01, 2011 9:56 am | |
| Oh, it's murder, not kill, thanks for correcting me! I think that, at this point, all discussion about JKR's characters is a matter of taste. You are not going to convince me that this has been done on purpose, or that it's skillful, because to me, it isn't. Likewise, I won't convince you that she just isn't that good, that her views on good and evil are downright moronic and that most of her characters are cardboardy and two-dimensional, and that she just wrote them that way because she can't do better (Ginny Weasley has all the personality of an inflatable doll imo). Viewpoint or no, you don't need loads and loads of exposition in order to make background people look belieavable. If they only appear for one or two scenes, don't give them names. If they don't have enough reason to exist, murder them. Matter of taste. I used to like the books when I was younger, but now, there's too much stuff in them that annoys my philological mind, and arguments aren't going to change that. It's like someone trying to convince me that Stephen King isn't awesome. They have tried. They have all failed. If you're a fan of something, you will be determined to defend its awesomeness. If you don't like it, you'll criticise it. I think both sides have good arguments, and it's not simply a matter of "I like it, because". |
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Join date: 2009-07-19 Location: Wild Gray Yonder
 | Subject: Re: Worthless characters the fanbrats glorify and expect us to worship Thu Sep 01, 2011 10:33 am | |
| Ah, the classic "LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU" argument. |
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 | Subject: Re: Worthless characters the fanbrats glorify and expect us to worship Thu Sep 01, 2011 2:03 pm | |
| I don't agree it was intentional on Rowling's part to encourage fanfiction writers, but I agree on the POV subject. The whole book is told in a third-person narrative, but not omniscient. We're only shown how Harry lived through the events. There are things that Rowling leaves out on purpose, because the books take a lot from mystery stories. We're never told what anybody other than Harry is thinking. We never got a Snape or Dumbledore POV chapter, so they keep on being enigmas for us, just like they are for Harry. We don't get to see what certain important characters are doing far away from Harry, just so we get surprised at the same time he does.
With the choice of perspective Rowling did, the lack of development for certain characters is a direct consequence of the writing style. |
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Join date: 2009-07-19
 | Subject: Re: Worthless characters the fanbrats glorify and expect us to worship Thu Sep 01, 2011 3:26 pm | |
| | Rabid Badger wrote: | | Donna refused to fall into the rut of being madly in love with a Time Lord who only noticed she was there if it the plot called for him to. |
I loved Donna.
| Quote: | The Doctor: The last time, with Martha, it got complicated. And that was all my fault. I just want a mate. Donna Noble: You just want to mate? The Doctor: I just want *a* mate! Donna Noble: You're not matin' with me Sunshine! The Doctor: A mate! I want *a* mate! Donna Noble: Well, just as well, because I'm not having any of that nonsense! I mean, you're just a long streak of nothing, y'know, alien nothing! |
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Join date: 2010-03-06 Location: Not giving a hoot.
 | Subject: Re: Worthless characters the fanbrats glorify and expect us to worship Thu Sep 01, 2011 4:27 pm | |
| | The Scientist wrote: | | I think that, at this point, all discussion about JKR's characters is a matter of taste. You are not going to convince me that this has been done on purpose, or that it's skillful, because to me, it isn't. |
Brush the Harry Potter-sized chip off your shoulder why dontcha |
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