1.) LeBron is a colossal bitch
2.) They appear to have paid off the refs
3.) LeBron has an ego that can barely fit in Florida despite the fact he hasn't won shit yet
4.) LeBron is more interested in attention whoring all over the place than he is in playing basketball
5.) "They're Hollywood as hell."
6.) Pat Riley looks like Chancellor Palpatine after his encounter with Mace Windu
7.) Chris Bosh is the most overrated player in the NBA
8.) Chris Bosh dives more than Christiano Ronaldo
9.) Chris Bosh looks like Snoop Dogg.
10.) Chris Bosh dives more than Christiano Rolando (this needed to be listed twice)
11.) That fucking Filipino head coach is trying to take over America because I FUCKING HAET THE HEAT
12.) Spoelstra is repaying MacArthur for saving his unborn ass by ruining American sports with this fucking Finger Poke of Doom team
13.) GOD DAMN IT I HATE THE HEAT
14.) GOD MOTHERFUCKING DAMN IT I HATE THE HEAT WITH ALL OF MY HAET
15.) HOLY FUCKING PUSSYSMASHING COCKSMUGGLING SHIT AFGADGASDLKSDGBOIERS HAET
16.) Chris Bosh dives more than Christiano Ronaldo (Seriously, Ronaldo at least has the decency to draw contact before flopping like a bitch)
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9001.) Dwayne Wade

PS: Mike Bibby, yeah, I know you read everything ever posted about you on the internet. Please stop shooting. I want the Heat to lose, but by this point you're embarrassing yourself and I hate to see it.

PPS: I'll give you a dollar if you stab Bosh.

Greece is hot place, this is why I hate heat

And I notice that 'Greece' is not an option on your little poll

Good grief, Tose makes MIKEY look rational.

...What's the Miami Heat Power Rankings? Who are these people?

Is Lebron that guy married to the Kardashian?

Oh, like you know anything about sports, Mikey.

I assume my disability is my nationality? You love it, really. I bet when you're traipsing around that golf course of yours and people refuse to talk to you again, you yell after them "I know people, too! I even know a German! She even talks to me!"

In other news, if you are on facebook say hello go and find an app called Someecards. Once a day, they post their "favorite tweets of the day". That shit's hilarious.

*SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

The Mavs beat the Heat. And while the thought of Dallas fans having anything to celebrate would normally make me nauseous, Heat fans managed to out assclown them.

This means everyone in Flolida can drop dead, every Heat bandwagoner can drop dead, and, unfortunately, I can't say mean things about Germans or Germany for at least a week.

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I couldn't think of a comeback worth posting. I try to limit myself to only the A material for this place (fucking critics).

What it means, however, is I can't make a bunch of bad jokes about Germans and blimps for five more days.

Aw, honey. I won't tell.