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If you can't be arsed to mock 'em yourself

Or if you're not quite sure whether they're bad enough

Or whether anyone'll care

If you're serious, I'd like to return to J. Valentine0's Raise Your Glass.

She's a decent writer, but from the chapter's I've read she doesn't care much for keeping the shipped characters, Jill and Wesker, in character. Between the chapters that simply recap the games, and Jill's continued chickification, I got fed up and only skimmed the second half.

Basically anything by this author darkangeldisuke. Be warned, that link takes you to Yaoi Gallery, so don't follow it unless you want your eyes to be assaulted with pen0r. As a bonus, read the journal she's posted. "WAHHHH I KEEP BEING REPORTED FOR MY TERRIBLE SPELLING AND GRAMMAR! THE MODS ARE SO MEEEEEEEEN!"

Oh, I didn't mean I'll snark 'em. I meant just somebody might. Possibly. It's worth a shot. At least it could be a list of not-posted badfics people could refer to when looking for something to post here.

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Nearly everything in Grey Archive. Passwords to get in are here.

Nearly everything is at least mediocre, if not outright terrible.

This fic:

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People are already calling it the "My Immortal" of "Percy Jackson and The Olympians" and even though it's only existed for one month, it has over 700 reviews.

It needs to be sporked by someone who actually knows the canon, which is not me.

DBZ fics:

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[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] Vegeta is a suicidal emo eleven year old. WAT.

[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] No idea what to say about this garbage.

Definitely a controversial suggestion here, but despite the glowing praises it has received, I feel that this contains a lot of OOC and gratuitous blood, guts and gore...

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Does anybody remember this horrible Sailor Moon fic with ridiculous sex scenes?

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So, more seriously, the other day I remembered a SM fic from waaay back in the day. I think it was posted as an MST to start with, so maybe the original wasn't around anymore. I remember it started with Usagi turning fifteen and as a birthday gift her parents allowed her to marry Mamoru. The sex scenes were literally anti-climatic, with the first or second ending with something like: "It had now been two hours since he started fucking her. Then they got up and took a shower together."

The only real reason I remember it is because that part where it's mentioned they spent several hours straight having sex. Also the author didn't find out that orgasms exist until chapter three or so.

A hilariously bad Pirates of the caribbean/half-life/halo/superman/portal/star wars/teletubbies/bible/quran/quake III crossover, with some UFOs and WWII characters thrown in:

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Retun of the King a Macbeth fanfic by Scooter12345. They speake in thee olde tyme Englishe and the characters are completely butchered.

Here are several:

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[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] (and I'd like to see it actually snarked; the current thread for it is just everyone ripping on the thread's OP)

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Deathly Hallows Redux and The Moment it Began are actually pretty good.

Fair point.

Here's another typically cliche-ridden badfic I found via TVTropes, which I may review:

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Why do we need other people to suggest bad fanfiction? Even the best fanfic idea can turn out shitty. All you need to do is have somebody rape somebody in it or fall in love or be OOC and add a shitton of spelling errors and BINGO! Instant badfic.

You know what YouTube is for? Posting short videos that are just holding places for the Justin Bieber fanfic you wrote and pasted in the videos' description.
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Pretty much anything from (warning: NWS) here. That place reminds me of a not password protected Grey Archive with 99.9% more yaoi.