Aslan: Before Clive Staples ("Jack") Lewis was, I Am. Do not make Me a lesser deity.

Digory: You don't go in to get your wishes fulfilled without regard for ramifications and not pay a price. Trust me; I almost learned this the hard way.

Polly: No, no, no. You do not talk to any old person about adventures in Narnia. That gets you a ticket to Colney Hatch.

Peter: Susan is my sister. Incest is just not on in Narnia

Susan: Fifth throne in Cair Paravel? Four shall be the number of the counting, and the number of the counting shall be four. Five shalt thou not count; neither shalt thou count to three (excepting, of course, that thou proceedest to four). Six is right out.

Edmund: Even a traitor may mend. I have known one that did.

Lucy: To add to what our royal brother Peter said, do not mix and match ships at all.

Oreius: I'm certainly not in a sexual relationship with any of them.

Tumnus: What he said.

Jadis: If you honestly believe I would consider turning to the soft sentimentality of my earliest forbears, you are obviously an idiot.

Jadis' Sister: And the Deplorable Word was NOT an electromagnetic whatever-you-called-it.

Reepicheep: I read that; the word was pulse. And you are absolutely right.

Breehy-hinny-brinny-hoohy-hah: Riding a Talking Horse in peaceti-whi-hi-hime?

Caspian the Mariner: It is our wish that our visit be an occasion of joy and not of terror, otherwise we might have something to say about how we feel about our royal person being made into a lovestuck fool.

Drinian: Sailing in Narnia is no luxury cruise.

Eustace: I'm certainly not stealing his Majesty King Caspian from his queen!

Ramandu: My daughter is not a slut.

Ramandu's Daughter: Nor is Caspian abusive!

Jill Pole: You call THAT a boarding school of horrors? You should try Experiment House some time.

Puddleglum: *sigh* I'll be shipped with everyone soon, I shouldn't wonder. Not to mention thrown completely out of character (and whatever gave you the idea I was a doctor?).

Rilian: Falling for the first beautiful woman you see can be disastrous. I know what I'm talking about here.

Tirian: No, we Kings of Narnia do not walk three feet above the ground or exude Eau d'Arc-en-ciel.

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FYI, the Deplorable-Word-As-EMP fic is one of my own old shames, written seven or eight years ago. I'm sorry.

Eudyptula albosignata

...Cactus Wren?

No, but I am SO flattered.

I got confused and thought maybe you'd changed your name. I mean, there's a bird, a vaguely bird-sounding name, the Latin at the bottom....

There's no law against it, but you need to ask their permission. And they can understand every word you say so you certainly shouldn't be using whip or spurs to make them go faster.