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Slash. That is why the Holocaust is romanticized so much in the Hetalia fandom.

Maybe I should watch it again and keep that in mind. I'm usually a little sceptical when it comes to 'what if' scenarios, but they do have their appeal.

And, as we know, there's always Michael Fassbender....

I had a terrible run-in with the South Park fandom. For the short time I participated in that fandom, I was interested in reading fanfics that shipped Kyle/Cartman because I was interested in seeing how a writer would make that pairing work. Unfortunately, I learned that fic for that pairing (and, in fact, fic for all pairings) was essentially the most out-of-character garbage I would ever lay my eyes upon. That, and I couldn't stand the crazy and spoiled yaoi fangirls.

I'm being a major hypocrite, though, because during that time I attempted to write an inexplicable South Park/Final Fantasy crossover. Still, as weird and awful as that was, I at least tried to keep everyone in character.

Now, I'll acknowledge that there exists good South Park fanwork. It's just not worth the effort to try and find it anymore. I still love South Park, just not the fandom.

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I think it's totally creepy and I want nothing to do with those fucked-up fourteen-year-old fangirls who write and draw yaoi about the boys. Ew.

I don't think that yaoi of the boys is bad in and of itself (as long as the boys are aged up appropriately, of course). It's just the way it's handled and all the rampant ukeification that turns me away from it. I'll still read a good South Park slash fic (key word being good) if I can ever find one.

No, I don't mind the yaoi itself. Like you said: the way it is handled is what makes it icky. Also, they're usually depicted as being hardly out of their childhood, which creeps me out.

I don't like the way most of these authors turn Kyle into a wuss and Cartman into a sort-of sweet, caring person underneath the bullying exterior.

Cartman is a sociopath. Yes, he has an unhealthy obsession with Kyle, that is canon, and I am pretty sure that Matt and Trey do this on purpose, because...well, because they're Matt and Trey. The only times he's ever nice is when he wants something (or during that Major Boobage episode).

He did get a little sentimental after Kyle broke out in tears once, but seriously, he's a little, meanspirited, egocentrical bastard (literally) with sadistic tendencies...and Kyle is not a little, submissive girl. He calls Cartman on his bullshit all the time, and even tries to get him killed once (although he does save his life on more than one occasion, too, and Cartman saves Kyle from the smug cloud- without wanting to take the credit for it, which is a first).

You have loads of material that can lead to a nice slash story, but you have to do it properly and keep the boys in character.

Kyle/Cartman could even work out, like, ten years in the future. Kyle/Stan is never going to happen imo, but if you're good, you can pull it off.

I'd read that, but like you, I've only come across abominations. I love the show. I'd love me some good fanfiction about it, no matter the pairing (if you must have one), but it has to be plausible.

Also, Cartman is fat.

He's not fat, he's big-boned!!

Sorry, had to add that.

Well, apart from all the ridiculous personality issues those kids have....

But fangurlz forget that it's supposed to be a parody, inhabited by horrible people. It's supposed to make you laugh.

I'll just say I wouldn't condemn anything, but you have to be really good. And dedicated.

So far, there's nothing.

People turn awesome cartoon characters into pod people and pair them.

It's dumb.

Man fuck South Park, that manbearpig shit? Like somehow thinking that there's global warming is supposed to be like thinking there's a manbearpig or some shit? Also parodying moral messages at the end of episodes then turning around and ACTUALLY DELIVERING MORAL MESSAGES NON-PARODICALLY? Buncha shit.

Yeah, what's up with that?

But I think I learned something today....

uh

never mind.

I think I learned that I have seen like two episodes of South Park but I get the gist of this shit from people like talkin about it and shit

So, now you're ready to write fanfiction about it!

okay

~-*-~North Park~-*-~

- By AnAngryChocobo -

Once upon a time, South Park kinda was a shitty place to leave so everybody decided to move to North Park. But unfortunately the residents of North Park knew that South Park was a piece of shit so they wouldn't let any of the characters live there. What was poor Kenny (the only one whose name I know) to do? Well I guess he died (GET IT LYKE IN THAT SHOW SOUTCH PARK!!!) and everybody said "you ill-mannered rogue, you have cruelly cut down young Kenny in his prime!".

Then some Harry Potters showed up because it just isn't a fanfic without them! Hermione had changed over the summoner! She now had curves in all the wrong places and the Philosopher's Stone for a face! She was immortal and could nevar die so she lived out the rest of her life writing books about how to correctly pronounce spells.

Meanwhile the South Parks were standing outside the giant iron gate to North Park and they tried to break it down using the one with the hat as a battling ram! But it didn't work so they gave the fuck up and went back to watching Tennis and Phillip or whatever the shit it's called.

~-~The End!!!~-~

A/N: Well I am only writing this bcause I hate Soth Park!! IMO its just not as gr8 as Maradonia so plz dont flame IT IS JUST MY OPIMION!!! Otterwise what do u fic about the fic!?!? plx review!!!

OMG BEST FIC EVAH!!!!111! Plz write sqeuel!?!

sorry i cant my sister hacked my account

OK fine...

~~-~~-~West Park~-~~-~~

@--By ChOcObOpRiNcEsS9599--@

This one time all of South Park characters were dissastisfied with living in South Park and North Park kinda sucks too so they decided to go live in West Park! But then! Suddenly Johnny Eggbravo, Kanaya West and Tavros Nitro Cortex or whatever they're called all teleported in from the Homestuck. "We are not stuck in our home anymore!" "Hooray!" they all said.

"What the fucking fuck is this fucking shitload of Canada!?!?!?" said the fat kid from South Park "ha that guy is in a wheel Cher so I guess hes name must be TIMMY!!!!!". "Mmmm mm mmmmm m" said the Kenny, then he died in some process I'm too lazy to write (A/N: discrtiption is for smrty pants nerds!!!) and everybody mention something about bastard killing him EXCEPT THE HOMESTRUCK CHARACTERS BECAUSE THEY DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE BASTARDS OKAY REVIEWERS ARE YOU HAPPY NOW I KNEW THAT ALL ALONG JERKS

Suddenly the citicens of West Park noticed their town was full of annoying chartoon caracters AND WEBCOMICS CHARACTERS OKAY FINE HOMESTUC ISNT A CARTON

fuck this

--The End--

A/N: Give me pos reviews NEGS ARE FOR PUAS DUMBSHITS!!!!!

^ eeeeeeeeeee!!! u cross w my fav fandom evah i luv you hav my bbs!!!! tvvy is so kwet plz make squel where he makes out w some hottie.

~-~-Tavros Nitro Cortex or Whatever He's Called and the Goblet of Some Hotties-~-~

0-0-By xXchocobosluverXx-0-0

It was a dark and stormy night and Tavros was feeling extremely moe. Not like Moe from the Simpson like the thing from the Japanese cartoons or whatever. All of a sudden the door open, it was that jackaxe Eridamn Ambipom but luckily he died in a fire!!! (A/N: Eridang sux!!! if you like him u sux too!!! he killed Ferrari cuz hes just jealous of her typing Kirk!!!!! trid------ents 4evar!!)

The Terezi Pyrotechnics appeared like magic. "Avada Kevada!!" she sad pointing her wand at Tavros all menacing but it did not work cause SHES A MUGGLE!!! "uhh, i,,, uhh,, uhh" said Tavros uhhingly but suddenly he rescued by DUMBLEDOOR WHO WISKED AWAY TEREZI TO GO AND THINK ABOUT WHAT SHE DONE (or failed to do i guess) IN THE CORNER WITH MEAN OLD VRIXA CIRCUIT AND THE EVIL EQUIUS ZACK WHO TRIED 2 KILL POOR GAMEZ MACARENA!!!

Neptuna Legion was there and smiled all kawaiily like cat but IT WAS TOO LATE FOR THAT TO HELP CHEER UP TAVROS FROM ALL MOST BEING WIZARD TO DEATH so Dumbledoor gave Tavros the Goblet of Some Hotties and he rubbed it like a magic lamppost!!! Out came some hotties and there were sloppy makeouts forever after but WHICHEVER CHARACTERS I BASHED EARLIER DIDNT GET TO JOIN IN BECAUSE THEY WERE ALL IN TIME OUT CEPT 4 ERIDUMB CUZ HES DEAD!!!! SERVES HIM RIGHT CUZ HES MEAN AND UGLY!!!!!!!

----End of fic!!!!!----

A/N: I will not right more until I get the noble prize 4 this I THINK I DESERVE IT CUZ IF NOT I'LL THROW MY COMPUTER AT U!!!!!!

HUSSY BRING FERRARI BACK 2 LIFE AND MAKE DAVID GO BACK 2 THE FUTURE TO MAKE IT SO ERIDAM NEVAR EXISTED!!!!!!!

Oh gawd chocobo I am laughing so hard right now my throat hurts. Thank you so much.

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The Clark said he had to pay two pounds of dollars but instance he said "HA HA HA! DIE STUPID BLOODHOUNDS!!! amid he startled blowing thins up with magic!

"Oh dear. Said Carl." Bemuse he no w knew it was Lord Voldemort!

(Who would have thought Voldemort would be accepted by my browser's spellcheck?)