http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4169559/1/The_Night_Before_Christmas

NOTE: The fact that I wrote this is no reason to hold back on the sporking. No fuckin' special treatment for the Swear Bear!

A classic Christmas poem gets a Voyager makeover, plus a visit from that prick The Grinch.

How is this a golden oldie?

Because it's close to three years old and I also didn't know where else to put it. Feel free to have it moved if it doesn't belong here.

WGW isn't the place for self-promotion dude

But if you really want to spork it, you should go here to New Releases

Yeah, dawg, sometimes we spork our own stuff. SOMETIMES. But you don't link dump and then expect us to do the work. Do it yourself.