MSPaint Adventures



This young man is Zoosmell Pooplord John Egbert, a budding prankster with a bad taste in movies and a penchant for being adorable. After shitting around with his crappy inventory system (some might find this part a bit boring, I laughed the whole way through), he will get together with his three Internet buddies - snarky Rose Lalonde, ironically cool Dave Strider and kooky Jade Harley - and begin to play Sburb, a multiplayer game beta with real-life effects that will change their lives forever.

SUDDENLY METEORS.

SUDDENLY WEIRD TIME SHIT.

SUDDENLY ELDRITCH ABOMINATIONS.

SUDDENLY A LOVABLE BUNCH OF INTERNET TROLLS WITH RAINBOW BLOOD, WICKED COOL SPECIAL ABILITIES (LIKE CONTROLLING ANIMALS AND TASTING COLOR) AND ODD IDEAS ABOUT ROMANCE.

SUDDENLY JUGGALO VS. HIPSTER SCIENCE WIZARD VS. PSYCHO BITCH VS. GLOWING VAMPIRE WITH A CHAINSAW.

And it is ridiculously awesome.

And LONG. There are nearly 5500 pages of it and counting, with 6 pages added on average each day. A lot of the plot is conveyed through Pesterlogs, which are basically chatlogs the characters communicate through. You NEED to read the Pesterlogs, and any text accompanying the pictures, otherwise you will miss half the plot and all the fun. Sometimes there are flash updates, some of which are interactive, most of which are seriously epic. There is also music. Amazing music of pure awesome.

Homestuck is a very special webcomic. And you should all read it. I HEARTILY RECOMMEND IT.

Oh yes, HOMESTUCK!

Though recent updates did make me a little sad (Gamzee, how could you!)
It was all made better by Kanaya suddenly becoming super badass.

And the music, oh the music! Favorite troll themes have to be: Equius's, Kanaya's and Nepeta's.

Huh, well, I've been seeing this on /co/ for ages now and I'm kinda curious. The sheer amount of updates are rather intimidating though.

It is the best comic and you should all read it so I can have yet another place to blab about it constantly.

It has lesbians! You know you want to!

Space lesbians.

Hell, bisexuality is pretty much the norm in this comic. Fucking ace.

Just caught up with this comic. Feels weird since I was at it for about a week.

Snake Bandage wrote:

Space lesbians.

But if you want space lesbians that are also pirates, you need a different comic.

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HAY GUYS, do you think we'll need spoilers?
I swear, ever since [S] Past Karkat: Wake up, I've been looking for grub fanart ever since. Such cute little bastards. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Spoiler:
	I wonder what's going to happen to Gamzee since Kanaya punched kicked him in the dick. Everyone's saying he's going to survive that fall no problem, but I really, really doubt it. He might not die, but he sure as hell ain't getting out of that unscathed. and watch Hussie PROVE ME WRONG. So wildcard.

Crap, I forgot all about the fact that that's yet to happen.

Spoiler:
	Huh, speaking of Gamzee, apparently they received part of the [First Guardian?] code from him in an offshoot, doomed timeline?

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MISS PRINCE WHY DO YOU NOT READ YOUR PMs