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Freezer
Epic-Level Pornomancer
Join date: 2009-06-11
Age: 38
Location: Memphis, TN
|  Subject: Man Dies In Illegal Cockfight Wed Feb 09, 2011 9:40 am | |
| Intentionally. | Long Beach Press-Telegram wrote: | DELANO - A man who was at an illegal cockfight in central California died after being stabbed in the leg by a bird that had a knife attached to its own limb, officials confirmed Monday.
Jose Luis Ochoa, 35, of Lamont, California, was declared dead at a hospital about two hours after he was injured in neighboring Tulare County on Jan. 30, the Kern County coroner said.
An autopsy concluded Ochoa died of an accidental "sharp force injury" to his right calf. |
So basically: In Soviet Russia Delano, CA, meat murders you. |
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Knight
Sporkbender
Join date: 2009-06-10
Age: 23
| | Subject: Re: Man Dies In Illegal Cockfight Wed Feb 09, 2011 11:15 am | |
| | Freezer wrote: | Intentionally.
| Long Beach Press-Telegram wrote: | DELANO - A man who was at an illegal cockfight in central California died after being stabbed in the leg by a bird that had a knife attached to its own limb, officials confirmed Monday.
Jose Luis Ochoa, 35, of Lamont, California, was declared dead at a hospital about two hours after he was injured in neighboring Tulare County on Jan. 30, the Kern County coroner said.
An autopsy concluded Ochoa died of an accidental "sharp force injury" to his right calf. |
So basically: In Soviet Russia Delano, CA, meat murders you. |
I need a movie title for this, because I already thought of a catchphrase. "This summer, the cock will fight back". It'll be a b-movie about a mutant chicken, or maybe zombie chicken, taking down members of a cock-fighting ring one by one. |
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rae
Contributor
Join date: 2009-06-10
Location: computer chair
| | Subject: Re: Man Dies In Illegal Cockfight Wed Feb 09, 2011 7:31 pm | |
| | Knight wrote: | | "This summer, the cock will fight back". It'll be a b-movie about a mutant chicken, or maybe zombie chicken, taking down members of a cock-fighting ring one by one. |
Someone needs to write this as a fic. |
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grmblfjx
Hot and Botherer
Join date: 2009-06-10
| | Subject: Re: Man Dies In Illegal Cockfight Wed Feb 09, 2011 7:54 pm | |
| Surely the only thing that's godawful about this is that there was a cockfight.  What I want to know is how in the world you can die from an accidental cut to the calf. Normally the spot to bleed out from is the main artery on the inside of your thigh. Did he sit in a bathtub for an hour? Sudden-onset necrosis and sepsis? What? |
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Knight
Sporkbender
Join date: 2009-06-10
Age: 23
| | Subject: Re: Man Dies In Illegal Cockfight Thu Feb 10, 2011 3:32 am | |
| | rae wrote: | | Knight wrote: | | "This summer, the cock will fight back". It'll be a b-movie about a mutant chicken, or maybe zombie chicken, taking down members of a cock-fighting ring one by one. |
Someone needs to write this as a fic. |
Thought of the perfect b-movie name for it: Cock-a-doodle-DEAD! |
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Freezer
Epic-Level Pornomancer
Join date: 2009-06-11
Age: 38
Location: Memphis, TN
| | Subject: Re: Man Dies In Illegal Cockfight Thu Feb 10, 2011 3:59 am | |
| Rock-A-Doodle 2: The Wrath of Chanticleer |
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Braigwen
Why yes, I am a Rocket Scientist!
Join date: 2009-06-14
Age: 32
Location: Punching Udina.
| | Subject: Re: Man Dies In Illegal Cockfight Thu Feb 10, 2011 4:02 am | |
| | grmblfjx wrote: | Surely the only thing that's godawful about this is that there was a cockfight.
What I want to know is how in the world you can die from an accidental cut to the calf. Normally the spot to bleed out from is the main artery on the inside of your thigh. Did he sit in a bathtub for an hour? Sudden-onset necrosis and sepsis? What? |
Having seen one of these go down, no doubt that the knife was coated with either strychnine, arsenic, or warfarin which is a powerful blood thinner in rat poison. |
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Mikey Go WOOGA
NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date: 2009-06-17
Age: 22
Location: In desperate pursuit of lulz.
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Braigwen
Why yes, I am a Rocket Scientist!
Join date: 2009-06-14
Age: 32
Location: Punching Udina.
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grmblfjx
Hot and Botherer
Join date: 2009-06-10
| | Subject: Re: Man Dies In Illegal Cockfight Thu Feb 10, 2011 2:14 pm | |
| Ooooooooh.
Well it just goes to show (again) that I'm way too harmless to understand... most things, actually. |
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Harley Quinn hyenaholic
NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date: 2009-06-12
Age: 27
| | Subject: Re: Man Dies In Illegal Cockfight Thu Feb 10, 2011 2:27 pm | |
| Well, maybe this will put an end to cockfighting for a little while. |
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Drabbler
Armbiter of Good Fanfiction
Join date: 2009-06-11
Age: 122
| | Subject: Re: Man Dies In Illegal Cockfight Thu Feb 10, 2011 3:16 pm | |
| Mikey, there aren't legal cockfights in any of the fifty states anymore (not since Louisiana's ban took effect in 2008), but some US territories, including Puerto Rico, still allow them. And, of course, there are other countries where they're still legal. |
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