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Mouse Sporkbender


Join date: 2011-01-23
 | Subject: Patron Saints of Badfic Mon 24 Jan 2011, 12:29 am | |
| Now that I'm back, I thought I'd revive this old thread where we nominate characters who have suffered greatly and undeservedly at the hands of fanbrats for sainthood. I'll start.
Kat Hillard:
Y'all know I'm a PR fan but even non PR fans can agree that the amount of shit she gets for dating a guy months after he broke up with her friend is ridiculous. I've seen everything happen to her, up to getting beaten to death with a baseball bat for her audacity. I feel she deserves to be nominated as a martyr of love and charity for her suffering.
Also, Arwen deserves to be a martyr for love and charity because she dares to fall in love with Aragorn.
If anybody wants to write prayers and make saint cards, be my guest. That's what made the thread so fun the last few times we had it.
Last edited by Mouse on Mon 24 Jan 2011, 2:57 am; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : Fixed Spelling Errors) |
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Rabid Badger And This is Why I Need Medication


Join date: 2009-06-11
 | Subject: Re: Patron Saints of Badfic Mon 24 Jan 2011, 2:20 am | |
| Ianto Jones. Patron Saint of Characters Hated by Their Creator.
There was no reason for his death except that RTD wanted Jack and Gwen to get together. And apparently, having Jack and Ianto break-up wasn't enough. He had to KILL the man just to make a point. The point being that Jack and Gwen were meant to be together all along. Never mind that Jack and Ianto were in love (or as much in love as Jack is capable of letting himself be) and Gwen's happily married to Rhys and they're expecting their first child. The two seasons before Children of Earth didn't mean crap because RTD wasn't directing and writing them, so nothing that happened was valid.
Also, Patron Saint of Kick-Ass Characters who get woobified just because they're pretty. Though there's some contention here with Arthur from 'Inception' and the Fifth, Eighth and Tenth Doctors from Dr. Who.
And as long as we're talking about characters from LOTR: Eowyn, Patron Saint of Women Who Refuse to Adhere to their Gender Roles. Because Lord knows, if not for her and Pippin fulfilling the prophecy, the Witch King of Angmar would have never been defeated. |
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GamemasterAnthony Shitgobbling pissdrinker


Join date: 2009-07-23 Age: 37 Location: Minneapolis, MN, Rift-Earth
 | Subject: Re: Patron Saints of Badfic Mon 24 Jan 2011, 3:08 am | |
| Sonic the Hedgehog - Patron Saint of Pairings Wars and Character Bashings
With all the different continuities (game, three USA cartoons, the anime, the OAV, two comic books), there have been a lot of characters and, of course, about a gabillion different pairings. Along with all those pairings...there have been just as many fans either bashing the pairing or just one of the characters therein. |
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talonotw Drive-by Camwhore


Join date: 2010-02-05 Age: 23 Location: Margaritaville
 | Subject: Re: Patron Saints of Badfic Mon 24 Jan 2011, 3:31 am | |
| Katara: Patron saint of divisive characters. |
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Lady Anne NO NOT THE BEEEEES


Join date: 2009-06-12 Age: 35 Location: The land of the fruits and nuts
 | Subject: Re: Patron Saints of Badfic Mon 24 Jan 2011, 3:33 am | |
| Anakin Skywalker--Patron Saint of emo characters. |
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Sarahsuke Drive-by Camwhore


Join date: 2011-01-11 Age: 24 Location: Fruity Rumpus Asshole Factory
 | Subject: Re: Patron Saints of Badfic Mon 24 Jan 2011, 3:37 am | |
| | GamemasterAnthony wrote: | Sonic the Hedgehog - Patron Saint of Pairings Wars and Character Bashings
With all the different continuities (game, three USA cartoons, the anime, the OAV, two comic books), there have been a lot of characters and, of course, about a gabillion different pairings. Along with all those pairings...there have been just as many fans either bashing the pairing or just one of the characters therein. | If anything, I think Sonic should be the Patron Saint of Unpleasable Fanbases. |
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Sheba Armbiter of Good Fanfiction


Join date: 2009-06-11 Age: 24
 | Subject: Re: Patron Saints of Badfic Mon 24 Jan 2011, 3:47 am | |
| Hermione Granger/Harry Potter: dual Patrons of Die For Our Ship
Remy LeBeau: Patron Saint of Rape-As-Backstory |
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Mouse Sporkbender


Join date: 2011-01-23
 | Subject: Re: Patron Saints of Badfic Mon 24 Jan 2011, 4:14 am | |
| | talonotw wrote: | | Katara: Patron saint of divisive characters. |
I'd make her patron saint of characters that get paired with every other character under the sun, myself. |
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Sheba Armbiter of Good Fanfiction


Join date: 2009-06-11 Age: 24
 | Subject: Re: Patron Saints of Badfic Mon 24 Jan 2011, 4:27 am | |
| | Mouse wrote: | | talonotw wrote: | | Katara: Patron saint of divisive characters. |
I'd make her patron saint of characters that get paired with every other character under the sun, myself. |
Patron Saint of Fandom Bicycle?
Ryou Bakura: Patron Saint of Rape-Is-Love
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Rabid Badger And This is Why I Need Medication


Join date: 2009-06-11
 | Subject: Re: Patron Saints of Badfic Mon 24 Jan 2011, 6:11 am | |
| | Sheba wrote: | Ryou Bakura: Patron Saint of Rape-Is-Love |
Actually, that pretty much applies to any reasonably bishie-looking guy in an anime or manga, doesn't it? Or does he just get it more than most?
Legato Bluesummers: Patron Saint of 'Why In the Hell Would You Want to Have a Relationship with This Man?!"
Also, I think the Tenth Doctor should be Patron Saint of Emo Characters. Maybe he and Anakin can share the spot?
Though I will admit, at least David Tenant can act, so that probably disqualifies him. |
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WD40 Knight of the Bleach


Join date: 2010-02-15 Age: 32 Location: land of broken dreams
 | Subject: Re: Patron Saints of Badfic Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:34 am | |
| | Lady Anne wrote: | | Anakin Skywalker--Patron Saint of emo characters. |
When your creator turns you from the baddest man in the universe into a pussy-whipped, whiny pansy, you know you're in trouble.
Wolverine as the patron saint of emasculation.
I don't even like the guy, but it looks like his crushes hate him even more. |
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GamemasterAnthony Shitgobbling pissdrinker


Join date: 2009-07-23 Age: 37 Location: Minneapolis, MN, Rift-Earth
 | Subject: Re: Patron Saints of Badfic Mon 24 Jan 2011, 12:32 pm | |
| | Sarahsuke wrote: | | GamemasterAnthony wrote: | Sonic the Hedgehog - Patron Saint of Pairings Wars and Character Bashings
With all the different continuities (game, three USA cartoons, the anime, the OAV, two comic books), there have been a lot of characters and, of course, about a gabillion different pairings. Along with all those pairings...there have been just as many fans either bashing the pairing or just one of the characters therein. | If anything, I think Sonic should be the Patron Saint of Unpleasable Fanbases. |
Agreed. No matter what you do, someone in this fandom isn't pleased. |
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Cyberwulf NO NOT THE BEEEEES


Join date: 2009-06-03 Age: 30 Location: TRILOBITE!
 | Subject: Re: Patron Saints of Badfic Mon 24 Jan 2011, 2:34 pm | |
| | Rabid Badger wrote: | | Sheba wrote: | Ryou Bakura: Patron Saint of Rape-Is-Love |
Actually, that pretty much applies to any reasonably bishie-looking guy in an anime or manga, doesn't it? |
All of these apply to several characters across several fandoms. |
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Grimley Fieendish Sporkbender


Join date: 2009-09-07 Age: 48 Location: Currently, running a Ski Resort on Hoth
 | Subject: Re: Patron Saints of Badfic Mon 24 Jan 2011, 6:24 pm | |
| Oh well, I hereby nominate Rose Tyler for the position of the Patron Saint of Mary-Suedom within Doctor Who... To prove my contention, I will merely state the number of badly written stories, involving her (and her accomplice in crime, Jack Harkness), with any or all of the 3 Doctors, which have appeared on the show since 2005, that now currently blight the Doctor Who section, within the Pit of Voles...
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Braigwen Why yes, I am a Rocket Scientist!


Join date: 2009-06-14 Age: 32 Location: Punching Udina.
 | Subject: Re: Patron Saints of Badfic Mon 24 Jan 2011, 8:05 pm | |
| Commander Shepard.
Patron Saint of strong characters being Bella Swan'd by squeeing R-Tards. |
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Exodia's Right Leg Shitgobbling pissdrinker


Join date: 2009-08-05 Age: 26 Location: Niggertown, HUAHUEHUAland
 | Subject: Re: Patron Saints of Badfic Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:17 pm | |
| Ranma Saotome for Patron Saint of "Canon? What canon?" |
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I_Lam_Edhellen VileCorp's Muscly Woman-slave


Join date: 2009-06-10 Age: 25 Location: Orodrim
 | Subject: Re: Patron Saints of Badfic Mon 24 Jan 2011, 11:07 pm | |
| | Exodia's Right Leg wrote: | | Ranma Saotome for Patron Saint of "Canon? What canon?" | I was going to suggest him for Patron Saint of Catboys. |
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rachel VileCorp's Muscly Woman-slave


Join date: 2009-07-19
 | Subject: Re: Patron Saints of Badfic Tue 25 Jan 2011, 12:28 am | |
| Is there a Patron Saint of Improbable Plasticity? If there isn't, I nominate Xander Harris of BtVS because this ordinary bloke gets stretched to anything from: a armed-to-the-teeth badass (who's even better at fighting than Buffy), a cutting, weeping bishie, an unrelenting misogynistic asshole, to God knows what. He's out of character far more often than he's in it. |
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Pierre Gringoire Sporkbender

Join date: 2009-07-24 Location: Home
 | Subject: Re: Patron Saints of Badfic Tue 25 Jan 2011, 1:35 am | |
| | Rabid Badger wrote: |
And as long as we're talking about characters from LOTR: Eowyn, Patron Saint of Women Who Refuse to Adhere to their Gender Roles. Because Lord knows, if not for her and Pippin fulfilling the prophecy, the Witch King of Angmar would have never been defeated. |
OBJECTION! It was Eowyn and Merry who killed the Witch King.
My contributions:
Patron Saint of the Needlessly Woobified: Severus Snape
Patron Saint of Minor Characters elevated by fangirls to Superstar Status: Clopin from HoND
Patron Saint of Characters beloved by their creator and no one else: Wesley Crusher
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Rabid Badger And This is Why I Need Medication


Join date: 2009-06-11
 | Subject: Re: Patron Saints of Badfic Tue 25 Jan 2011, 1:38 am | |
| | Cyberwulf wrote: | | Rabid Badger wrote: | | Sheba wrote: | Ryou Bakura: Patron Saint of Rape-Is-Love |
Actually, that pretty much applies to any reasonably bishie-looking guy in an anime or manga, doesn't it? |
All of these apply to several characters across several fandoms. |
Good point. Maybe we need categories like you do for fandoms? Anime, TV, Movies, Books, etc.? |
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Exodia's Right Leg Shitgobbling pissdrinker


Join date: 2009-08-05 Age: 26 Location: Niggertown, HUAHUEHUAland
 | Subject: Re: Patron Saints of Badfic Tue 25 Jan 2011, 5:00 am | |
| Patron Saint of the Needlessly Beautified: Erik (Phantom of The Opera)
Patron Saint of the Not Evil, Just Misunderstood: Sephiroth |
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Max III Sporkbender


Join date: 2010-03-05 Age: 139 Location: A very comfortable armchair
 | Subject: Re: Patron Saints of Badfic Tue 25 Jan 2011, 5:40 pm | |
| Draco Malfoy, patron saint of leather pants |
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Lexin Shitgobbling pissdrinker


Join date: 2009-06-11 Age: 50 Location: London
 | Subject: Re: Patron Saints of Badfic Tue 25 Jan 2011, 8:27 pm | |
| | Pierre Gringoire wrote: | | Patron Saint of Characters beloved by their creator and no one else: Anthony Caine from For Better or For Worse |
I would have nominated Wesley Crusher for that one. Roddenberry (sp?) adored him, everyone else hated his guts. |
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Pierre Gringoire Sporkbender

Join date: 2009-07-24 Location: Home
 | Subject: Re: Patron Saints of Badfic Wed 26 Jan 2011, 1:30 am | |
| | Lexin wrote: | | Pierre Gringoire wrote: | | Patron Saint of Characters beloved by their creator and no one else: Anthony Caine from For Better or For Worse |
I would have nominated Wesley Crusher for that one. Roddenberry (sp?) adored him, everyone else hated his guts. |
True enough. There were a lot of characters that could qualify, but Wesley's the one with a TV Trope. |
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GamemasterAnthony Shitgobbling pissdrinker


Join date: 2009-07-23 Age: 37 Location: Minneapolis, MN, Rift-Earth
 | Subject: Re: Patron Saints of Badfic Wed 26 Jan 2011, 2:08 pm | |
| | Pierre Gringoire wrote: | | Lexin wrote: | | Pierre Gringoire wrote: | | Patron Saint of Characters beloved by their creator and no one else: Anthony Caine from For Better or For Worse |
I would have nominated Wesley Crusher for that one. Roddenberry (sp?) adored him, everyone else hated his guts. |
True enough. There were a lot of characters that could qualify, but Wesley's the one with a TV Trope. |
On that note:
Marissa Flores - Matron Saint of Overused Minor Characters
Obviously...you know which fanauthor I'm talking about. |
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