Yeah, guys, when I first got here, I still wanted to help fanbrats. I believed they could change. And graphic porn of cars and dragons actually made me flinch. GURO porn made me dry-heave for crying out loud! Inflation porn did the same! Furries were the epitome of human failure* in my eyes, and they disgusted me thoroughly. Otakukin made me sad, and wish that their lives weren't so pathetic they needed to believe Sephiroth was their husband.

It should be noted that since then I have been present at several human autopsies, have dissected a whole shark, handled snakes, and freely laughed myself sick over a woman talking about having very descriptive sex with a bridge. Very little causes me mental anguish anymore, and it's all thanks to GAFF/HoBF/WGW hardening me up to the disgusting things of the world.

Seriously, after the dragons fucking cars thing, the shark was a cakewalk.

Don't worry kiddies, it only hurts for a little bit. After the pain fades, everything is funny.

*Furries like Harley are the epitome of human failure. I have made the distinction now. Some of them are quite normal, despite their...strange...sexual desires. They tie with Otakukin.

@The Scientist: Who is that in your avatar? They look really familiar for some reason, and now it's driving me nuts. Partly because I now have the same haircut as the guy on the left.

They're the actors from the show Criminal Minds. Matthew Gey Gubler is on the left and Thomas Gibson(correct me if I'm wrong, The Scientist) is on the right.

Ah, thank you! Google pics confirms. I knew I had seen them somewhere, but all those crime shows kinda blend together after awhile.

I keep imagining what kind of unsub might be lurking behind a bush.

I know, I'm a nerd.

...my favourite being the Boston Reaper, somehow. Maybe because of my fond memories of the Outsiders.

Yup and then thinking of survival tactics should I get abducted by an unsub. Playing along seems to be a good option, much less likely to kill you straight away if you play into their fantasy. And then wait for help, or a chance to get away.

I love Criminal Minds!!!!! The cases are so bizarre and fascinating, and Reed and Garcia are the best characters in procedural drama today. I also like the cinematography and the fact that the show shoots for the highest common denominator (Nietzsche quotes, thoughtfully controversial story lines, FBI agents who are actually smart, and very few shots of mutilated young women).

Law & Order is a great show too, but I'm more interested in psychology than criminal law. Go CM!

I'm not a fan of Law & Order as they have a tendency to get preachy....CM doesn't. The characters are flawed and three-dimensional, and there's room for everyone (even the stereotypical nerdy guy isn't the stereotypical nerdy guy).

They also do their homework and get a lot of things right that other shows don't.

The psychology of the show is my main point of interest, as well.

Also, there's Hotch!

Reading a Sailormoon badfic brought this:

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Michiru placed her arms behind the blonde's neck as she corresponded to the Uranian's kisses.

Was it by email? A letter? Skype?

This counts as a terrible turn of phrase as well as a euphemism:

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allowing Haruka's instruments to play deeper within

Oh my God! Her vagina is big enough for Haruka to put a few pianos in it!

Yes, that was supposed to be a sex scene. Between two women. There were more of those horrible turns of phrases in the story, but I was still too frothing mad at Rapist!Haruka to pay attention to all of them.