You can't make this stuff up.

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An Oklahoma City man seeking sexual stimulation acted severely autistic and wore diapers to con baby sitters into caring for him, police reported. He told police he did it “for a sexual purpose,” court records show. Mark Anthony Richardson Jr., 21, twice this year fooled baby sitters into watching him at their homes in Oklahoma City, police reported. The baby sitters told police he would get sexually aroused when they cleaned him while changing his diapers, police said. Police said he grabbed the breast of one baby sitter’s 18-year-old daughter during an overnight stay in September. Her mother told her “to go back to sleep because he did not know what he was doing,” police reported.

Actually, he knew exactly what he was doing.

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She reported that during most stays he would not be still when she changed his diapers. “He would get up and run around the house. She would have to catch him to finish putting his diaper back on,” police reported. “Looking back on everything now, knowing he was not autistic while she was wiping him and cleaning him up completely disgusts her,” police reported. “She believed initially she was caring for an autistic person, but he was actually someone using her to get stimulated.” Police Inspector Priscilla Helm reported in a court affidavit that Richardson on Oct. 5 admitted he “conned this family and did it … for attention.” “He also admitted to doing this in April 2010 with another woman. He conned her by portraying he was autistic. … He also advised all of these acts were for a sexual purpose.”

Wow. I do agree with the guy's mom that he needs mental counseling (for a long, long time) and therapy rather than just being thrown into prison.

Did no one answer his casual sex post on craig's list?

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nope

Fool.
I guess the prostitutes were a little weirded out and not very into the roleplaying.

That's... both the worst thing I've ever read and the most awesome thing I've ever read.