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Jesus.
Knight of the Bleach
Join date: 2009-11-16
Age: 21
Location: Somewhere in the past, I blinked.
|  Subject: So sexy Santa's been waiting to deliver you presents. NSFW. Sun Nov 28, 2010 3:04 am | |
| I have no fucking clue where this actually came from. My friend sent this to me. Spoilered for NSFW wtfery. | Spoiler: | | |  |
Enjoy. |
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your mom
Sporkbender
Join date: 2010-02-25
Age: 24
Location: Endor's forest moon
| | Subject: Re: So sexy Santa's been waiting to deliver you presents. NSFW. Sun Nov 28, 2010 3:08 am | |
| OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT???? MY EYEEEEEEES |
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the asylum
Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date: 2009-06-14
Age: 27
Location: O Canada
| | Subject: Re: So sexy Santa's been waiting to deliver you presents. NSFW. Sun Nov 28, 2010 4:59 am | |
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Rabid Badger
And This is Why I Need Medication
Join date: 2009-06-11
| | Subject: Re: So sexy Santa's been waiting to deliver you presents. NSFW. Mon Nov 29, 2010 12:37 am | |
| I'd ask why she's got fangs on her breasts, but I long ago quit trying to figure out other people's fetishes, as it only makes my head hurt. |
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Electron Blue
VileCorp's Muscly Woman-slave
Join date: 2009-06-11
| | Subject: Re: So sexy Santa's been waiting to deliver you presents. NSFW. Mon Nov 29, 2010 12:42 am | |
| WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
The above is pretty much all I am capable of thinking right now |
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Braigwen
Why yes, I am a Rocket Scientist!
Join date: 2009-06-14
Age: 32
Location: Punching Udina.
| | Subject: Re: So sexy Santa's been waiting to deliver you presents. NSFW. Mon Nov 29, 2010 1:03 am | |
| What boggles my mind, is that this was trapped in someone's brain before being let loose. This was also requested. And a large group of someones liked this.
Who thinks this shit is sexy? Know what? Nevermind... I don't want to know. |
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Sutremaine
Armbiter of Good Fanfiction
Join date: 2009-11-14
Age: 27
Location: UK
| | Subject: Re: So sexy Santa's been waiting to deliver you presents. NSFW. Mon Nov 29, 2010 1:28 am | |
| I think those might be earrings on her breasts...
The second thing I saw when I thought of this was 'boobfish'. The first was, naturally, 'WTF' with a side order of 'I was expecting something like Santa from the Site Guru's sig'.
On top of the standard porno-she-male / furry-fetish-clusterfuck hermaphroditism, she also has a mobile clitoris topping her bulging sack. Intersex community, aren't you happy to be represented at last? |
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Max III
Sporkbender
Join date: 2010-03-05
Age: 139
Location: A very comfortable armchair
| | Subject: Re: So sexy Santa's been waiting to deliver you presents. NSFW. Mon Nov 29, 2010 2:25 am | |
| her clit(?????) is massively freaking me out
WHY IS IT SALIVATING AND SQUIGGLY |
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Grizelda
Drive-by Camwhore
Join date: 2010-03-05
Location: darkest depths of mama bavaria
| | Subject: Re: So sexy Santa's been waiting to deliver you presents. NSFW. Mon Nov 29, 2010 4:04 pm | |
| | Max III wrote: | her clit(?????) is massively freaking me out
WHY IS IT SALIVATING AND SQUIGGLY |
If you see a clit on this beast, you're seeing more than I do. Unless you would describe this ... this tongue as a clit, which would then mean that the sac is actually her labia ...
i give up  |
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Sutremaine
Armbiter of Good Fanfiction
Join date: 2009-11-14
Age: 27
Location: UK
| | Subject: Re: So sexy Santa's been waiting to deliver you presents. NSFW. Mon Nov 29, 2010 4:48 pm | |
| | Grizelda wrote: | | which would then mean that the sac is actually her labia ... |
It is. The labia and the scrotal sac come from the same bit of foetus. |
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myeerah
Contributor
Join date: 2009-06-11
Age: 34
| | Subject: Re: So sexy Santa's been waiting to deliver you presents. NSFW. Tue Nov 30, 2010 2:00 am | |
| I know this is rather mundane compared to the rest of this, but does she have four breasts? And if so, what are the green things on the lower set? |
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the asylum
Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date: 2009-06-14
Age: 27
Location: O Canada
| | Subject: Re: So sexy Santa's been waiting to deliver you presents. NSFW. Tue Nov 30, 2010 3:14 am | |
| | myeerah wrote: | | I know this is rather mundane compared to the rest of this, but does she have four breasts? And if so, what are the green things on the lower set? |
1. When in Rome....
2. Christmas tree lights, I'd imagine |
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kleine_kat
VileCorp's Muscly Woman-slave
Join date: 2009-06-11
Age: 32
Location: Lower Countries
| | Subject: Re: So sexy Santa's been waiting to deliver you presents. NSFW. Tue Nov 30, 2010 11:03 am | |
| Hmmm. Nope, I'd chase this Santa off with a saw-off. |
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Penguin
NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date: 2009-07-19
Location: Wild Gray Yonder
| | Subject: Re: So sexy Santa's been waiting to deliver you presents. NSFW. Tue Nov 30, 2010 2:38 pm | |
| | kleine_kat wrote: | | Hmmm. Nope, I'd chase this Santa off with a saw-off. |
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kleine_kat
VileCorp's Muscly Woman-slave
Join date: 2009-06-11
Age: 32
Location: Lower Countries
| | Subject: Re: So sexy Santa's been waiting to deliver you presents. NSFW. Tue Nov 30, 2010 2:44 pm | |
| | Penguin wrote: | | kleine_kat wrote: | | Hmmm. Nope, I'd chase this Santa off with a saw-off. |
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As in, if I found her on my doorstep eager to give me presents from her clit-testes-bag, I'd grab the good old rifle and make her run.
She is not sexy. |
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Sutremaine
Armbiter of Good Fanfiction
Join date: 2009-11-14
Age: 27
Location: UK
| | Subject: Re: So sexy Santa's been waiting to deliver you presents. NSFW. Tue Nov 30, 2010 5:48 pm | |
| It's 'sawn-off', as in a shotgun with some of the barrel sawn off. A saw-off is something a pair of lumberjacks would do.  |
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kleine_kat
VileCorp's Muscly Woman-slave
Join date: 2009-06-11
Age: 32
Location: Lower Countries
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Sarin
Sporkbender
Join date: 2009-12-03
Age: 26
Location: The world's political arsehole.
| | Subject: Re: So sexy Santa's been waiting to deliver you presents. NSFW. Wed Dec 01, 2010 5:18 pm | |
| For me, the worst part is the ocean of pus pouring from her cock. At this point, everything else in the drawing is just kind of "meh" to me. |
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XLT-100852.0
VileCorp's Muscly Woman-slave
Join date: 2010-07-18
Age: 20
Location: interwebs
| | Subject: Re: So sexy Santa's been waiting to deliver you presents. NSFW. Thu Dec 02, 2010 2:12 am | |
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Sarin
Sporkbender
Join date: 2009-12-03
Age: 26
Location: The world's political arsehole.
| | Subject: Re: So sexy Santa's been waiting to deliver you presents. NSFW. Thu Dec 02, 2010 1:47 pm | |
| No, it isn't. Look at the color and consistency. |
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Root Admin
Administrator
Join date: 2009-06-03
Age: 23
Location: You can't piss on hospitality.
| | Subject: Re: So sexy Santa's been waiting to deliver you presents. NSFW. Thu Dec 02, 2010 4:34 pm | |
| | Sarin wrote: | | No, it isn't. Look at the color and consistency. |
It could be frosting for Christmas cookies.
I wasn't particularly shocked, though. I yawned and took a sip of coffee, then remembered all this shit ain't real.
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XLT-100852.0
VileCorp's Muscly Woman-slave
Join date: 2010-07-18
Age: 20
Location: interwebs
| | Subject: Re: So sexy Santa's been waiting to deliver you presents. NSFW. Fri Dec 03, 2010 1:33 am | |
| | Sarin wrote: | | No, it isn't. Look at the color and consistency. |
Didn't know you could judge viscosity from an illustration.
Also, semen can range from clear to off yellow depending on the ejaculator's health and diet.
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Sarin
Sporkbender
Join date: 2009-12-03
Age: 26
Location: The world's political arsehole.
| | Subject: Re: So sexy Santa's been waiting to deliver you presents. NSFW. Fri Dec 03, 2010 6:56 am | |
| | XLT-100852.0 wrote: | | Sarin wrote: | | No, it isn't. Look at the color and consistency. |
Didn't know you could judge viscosity from an illustration.
Also, semen can range from clear to off yellow depending on the ejaculator's health and diet.
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You know, for the sake of what little sanity and dignity I have left, I really don't want to be having this discussion, so I think I'll just concede the point. I would say you win, except for the fact that there is no winning here. |
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Vilecat
Sporkbender
Join date: 2010-09-24
Location: Great White North
| | Subject: Re: So sexy Santa's been waiting to deliver you presents. NSFW. Thu Dec 09, 2010 8:32 pm | |
| That cum looks more like mashed potatos than anything else to me. |
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NichoMas
Sporkbender
Join date: 2010-08-29
Age: 20
Location: MIA
| | Subject: Re: So sexy Santa's been waiting to deliver you presents. NSFW. Sat Dec 11, 2010 10:11 pm | |
| I like how this turned to "AGH WTF IS THAT", to an argument about semen. Not particularly shocking, just mostly wtf. |
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