I found Mighty Badger (whom I would hope is no relation to Rabid Badger) while I was looking for something else. I can't decide if this is a troll, an ESL writer, or just a lazy author.

Exhibit A: Hose: Diseese of Misteries

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House was sitting in room on compoter typing. Cuddly came in room and threw folder at him. "Age 51 male who has heart attacks" She said to him with sighs. "He's fat, send him home" House said because hes smart and figured things out nobody would think of and ate a pill.

Cuddly . . . funniest typo ever.

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He walked to teem to discuss problem. "What if its lupis" Fourman suggest. "Go give an MRI" House tolds him and everybody left except for Cameroon. "House you are hurts and it makes me sad because you like pills too much" she almost cried to him. "I am fine go check his blod for cancers." House told her and she went to do impotant testing.

I don't know, the misspellings just feel . . . forced. Like the troll's trying too hard.

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Then House was back in rum next to office thinking of ilneses. "Testing points to lupis" Fourman said. "But its not lupis bcause lupis dosent make you coff up blod." Chass said to him to make him see he was wrung. "She has white blod cells of lupis person" Fourman angried back. "Shut up youre idiots" House yelled at them and drew on bord with markers. "Its Limfoama do kemo on him" and they went out to do more testing and kemo.

Angried?

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"Was your gramdma Chineese?" House angried at Tom Canada and he sad yes but was confused. "You have Jakobs Diseese wich is rare and only in Americas with Chineese grammas because of rare geneticks. Chass will give you pills" House said to him and left rum. (Autors note: I mad that diseese up because I dont know lots sickneses to make plot go with but tere mite be a real diseese with that name I dont know)

With all the medical sites online, the author didn't even bother doing the research? And yes, there is a real Jakob's Disease that has nothing to do with the one in the story.

Lazy authors.


Exhibit B: Independense: Making of Americas

This is posted in the Mythology section for some reason.

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(Athor's note: I was wating firewerks yesterdays and it maked me think of Americas history that makes me prod so I wanted to do another fanfic of how Americas came to be itself with action as prequel to Mker of Americas but its just short befor I mak next one stay tund.)

Another fanfic? *looks* Oh, right, [url=http://www.fanfiction.net/s /6155785/1/Washingtin_Mayker_of_Americas]Washingtin: Mayker of Americas[/url], which is almost too short to spork. Let's give the prequel a look, shall we?

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Tomis Jeffison (Frankling and other senters calld him Jeffisin Daves as inckname)

Does the author not know that Thomas Jefferson and Jefferson Davis were two different people, or does s/h/it not care?

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While Tomas Jeffrsin Daves and Benjmin Fankrling were sordfiting Redcotes importint senter yelld to Hancock "Handcock cum here and sine so we can be freedoms!" and he runned to tabl and sined it then hi fived improtent senter.

Handcock . . . another amusing typo. And about the only word in this sentence that I understand.

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They argud more and then Jeffisin shooted at roome "What if we have Spreme Corts too for laws to add with lagislatts and precedent and make them all voted?" and everyone aggred and Daves red his declartin to everyone so they cud aggree and become Americas. "Okay lets all sine it now so we can be Americas not British no more" Fanklin sad to rome. Then they started sining it but Pall Reever shouted at them that Birtis shwere cuming and so they started sining faster.

I really, really hope this is a troll. For the sake of our political system, I hope this is a troll and not someone who actually holds this view of American history.

Am I alone in thinking this guy regularly indulges in some type of hallucinogenic substance?

No, then the fics would be weirder. These are just kind of . . . boring.

At the House one alone I would assume it's a bad "parody" fic, but the spelling errors tell a different story.

To say nothing of "independense".

EDIT: There's another guy I'm not sure about: "Blades 252". He claims to be a 15 year old "st8" boy, which seems consistent with his overall writing quality (numerous typos, not starting new paragraphs for new speakers).

He's written three stories for Silent Hill: the most suspect is his first "Broken Pieces", an over-the-top account of James Sunderland, now a "broken can" following his rape at the hands of receiving support from a seven year old girl who is not Laura. The other two are just plain bad.

I wish to state for the record that I am in no way related to Mighty Badger.

I can't call troll for certain, but the constant misspelling makes me wonder if we just aren't dealing with someone who's ESL or functionally illiterate. On the other hand, how many people think Thomas Jefferson's last name was actually Davis?

That first one I'd say is a troll. There's no way "Handcock cum here" isn't a stealth joke.

Sorry to necro, but I've found another one!

This time polluting the Glee section:

Exhibit A: Da Princess in da gle club

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lol ok i only rote this in like 5 mins durin class and my frend tracey crected the mistaks, so its not brilyant yet. it will get better! and if anyone is wuried this will afect my ace atorny fanfic, it wont, im wrocking on that one 2! luv u guyz! (also, i mad her be kurts sister cuz hes the only guy who wudnt slep w/ her anyway. enjo!)

If I'm reading this correctly (I speak passable Troll), her friend corrected her mistakes before she posted this. This is the corrected version? Yeah, right.

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Hi my name is Princess Estella Ruby Diamond Humill.

Sure it is, sweetie.

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I hav a identiacl twin brother caled Kurt.

Who knows what's wrong with this statement? (Other than the spelling.) Anyone?

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I waz born after our mothwer had an affair with my my dads best friend. My dad hated me wen I was bron. Kurt waz the favourite. He was spoiled, and i was alrways badly treated. I waz forced to be a slav in my own home. Then my mother dieded, and things got worse.

So she's Cinderella. Yawn.

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But I stayed strong and brave, tho I had sum serius problemz. I neva cried. I was brave. Sum poeple in my trgaic sitachin wud hav killed themselfs. I didnt cuz Im brav and strong.

Okay, I'm gonna have to stop. The troll-speak is hurting my brain.

Anyway, Princess Mary Sue joins the "gle" club, and everyone is OOC (big surprise, huh?) Rachel is a bitch to her, then at the beginning of Chapter 3 there's a reference to either sex or a salad, I couldn't tell which, and then . . . then, I don't know what the hell happens. More of Rachel being a bitch, a character who purports to be Sue Sylvester raps to her until she flees in terror . . .

Yeah, I give up.

The author's other story is Why Rachel Berry da bitch wuz Mruderd . As you might guess, it's three chapters (so far) of Rachel-bashing. Fun-neee.

However, there is a bright spot on the horizon! An author named Crack is a Hell of a Drug has written a brilliant parody of the first fic: A better version of Da Princess in da gle club. If this is someone here, well done! If not, we should invite him/her. This is exactly the kind of thing we could use around here.

I hav a identiacl twin brother caled Kurt.


Who knows what's wrong with this statement? (Other than the spelling.) Anyone?

Male/Female twins can't be identical. They can resemble each other in the same way a brother and sister would, but identical twins are always the same sex, because they're formed from a single egg that splits.

You know, I bet I could make a killing if I set up a school whose sole purpose what to teach teenagers who've grown up texting how to write using actual English. Won't someone please think of the future of literature?

First one's almost certainly a troll.

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"He's fat, send him home" House said because hes smart and figured things out nobody would think of and ate a pill.

This simple quote is what makes it obvious. It just reads troll.

I vote troll on the first one as well, though it's a pretty boring one. Too much sexual innuendo to be completely unintentional (but I have been wrong before). I also find that genuine ESL writers tend to put in more effort, and while there may be errors ESL writing is clearly not trolling. Trolls may pretend to be ESL however...

EileenK98 wrote:

I really, really hope this is a troll. For the sake of our political system, I hope this is a troll and not someone who actually holds this view of American history.

Maybe the author is a Tea Bagger.

Not only are they a Troll, they're not much of one. A real Troll wouldn't be suspected to be a Troll. They'd automatically come off as a total moron.

I just discovered this little gem. Her name is WatsonandMary4ever, and she HATES Obama, living criminals, ff.net's abuse investigators, stories not written in English, authors without country icons in their bios, non-USAans, text speak, Twilight, Stephanie Meyer, fangirls, gay people, gay people in the military, gay marriage, and People magazine.

But she loves my Elvish poetry, flaming people, and revenge reporting fics.

Troll or not troll?

I love how she blames Twilight for the fangirls. Like they didn't exist before.