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Jesus.
Knight of the Bleach
Join date: 2009-11-16
Age: 21
Location: Somewhere in the past, I blinked.
|  Subject: Blowjobs prevent breast cancer, guys! Sun Sep 26, 2010 4:28 pm | |
| | Quote: | | Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found. |
This does seem like a North Carolina thing, doesn't it?
| Quote: | "I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act," said Dr. A.J. Kramer of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, who was not involved in the research. "I am surprised by these findings, but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a relatively easy way to lower the occurrence of breast cancer in women."
The University researchers stressed that, though breast cancer is relatively uncommon, any steps taken to reduce the risk would be a wise decision.
"Only with regular occurrence will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances." |
Whatever you say.
| Quote: | | Also key seems to be the protein and enzyme count in the semen, but researchers are again waiting for more test data. |
Did they a word there?
So they find that women who swallow semen get less breast cancer, but theres no reason *why* as yet? Seems sound to me.
Plus not there's actually a good reason to get the semen cookbook 
Well, upon further inspection, I found out that this is old news. so in b4 "WE KNEW ABOUT THIS DURP" |
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gaijinguy
Armbiter of Good Fanfiction
Join date: 2009-06-11
Location: Assuming a spherical frictionless cow
| | Subject: Re: Blowjobs prevent breast cancer, guys! Sun Sep 26, 2010 4:30 pm | |
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Cyberwulf
NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date: 2009-06-03
Age: 30
Location: TRILOBITE!
| | Subject: Re: Blowjobs prevent breast cancer, guys! Sun Sep 26, 2010 4:57 pm | |
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Gamma Vector
Drive-by Camwhore
Join date: 2010-08-25
Age: 20
Location: The Swamps of the South
| | Subject: Re: Blowjobs prevent breast cancer, guys! Sun Sep 26, 2010 6:06 pm | |
| HIDDEN AGENDA?
WHAT HIDDEN AGENDA?
I SEE NO HIDDEN AGENDA HERE
Seriously, even if the findings of this "study" are true, it's still hilarious.
And I'd like to know how they performed it, m'self. Did they lock a bunch of women up for thirty years and force half of them to suck off the scientists every day, then count up how many had breast cancer at the end of it? Or did they just run around with a little questionnaire that said "Hi! Have you ever had breast cancer? (Y/N) Do you have family history of breast cancer? (Y/N) Do you swallow? (Y/N) Would you like to meet our team of scientists for a drink after work? (Y/Y)"
EDIT: Troll'd again. XD
Seriously need to learn to click on links instead of just taking things at face value.
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Azzandra
Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date: 2009-10-10
| | Subject: Re: Blowjobs prevent breast cancer, guys! Sun Sep 26, 2010 6:07 pm | |
| Wasn't this discredited like a bazillion years ago? It was a hoax news page set up by some dude with too much time on his hands and it accidentally got covered by some real news show that shirked on its fact checking.
Seriously, it was a huge deal at the time. Am I the only one who remembers it? |
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Mafiosa
You crack me up, little buddy!
Join date: 2009-06-03
| | Subject: Re: Blowjobs prevent breast cancer, guys! Sun Sep 26, 2010 6:32 pm | |
| Look at your url again, dipshit |
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Braigwen
Why yes, I am a Rocket Scientist!
Join date: 2009-06-14
Age: 32
Location: Punching Udina.
| | Subject: Re: Blowjobs prevent breast cancer, guys! Sun Sep 26, 2010 6:41 pm | |
| | Azzandra wrote: | Wasn't this discredited like a bazillion years ago? It was a hoax news page set up by some dude with too much time on his hands and it accidentally got covered by some real news show that shirked on its fact checking.
Seriously, it was a huge deal at the time. Am I the only one who remembers it? |
Sarcasm... You doesn't get it. |
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Penguin
NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date: 2009-07-19
Location: Wild Gray Yonder
| | Subject: Re: Blowjobs prevent breast cancer, guys! Sun Sep 26, 2010 6:44 pm | |
| | gaijinguy wrote: | | Antidotes? |
I see what you did there. |
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Vilecat
Sporkbender
Join date: 2010-09-24
Location: Great White North
| | Subject: Re: Blowjobs prevent breast cancer, guys! Sun Sep 26, 2010 8:00 pm | |
| Reminds me of How to Good-bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
Both the product description and customer reviews are worth reading. |
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Kitbug
VileCorp's Muscly Woman-slave
Join date: 2009-06-10
Age: 24
Location: Behind you
| | Subject: Re: Blowjobs prevent breast cancer, guys! Sun Sep 26, 2010 11:46 pm | |
| I thought your name said Vilecorp and then I was disappointed.  |
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Vanilla-villa
Sporkbender
Join date: 2010-04-19
Location: England
| | Subject: Re: Blowjobs prevent breast cancer, guys! Mon Sep 27, 2010 6:15 pm | |
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Miss Prince
Armbiter of Good Fanfiction
Join date: 2009-06-10
Age: 23
| | Subject: Re: Blowjobs prevent breast cancer, guys! Mon Sep 27, 2010 8:41 pm | |
| | Quote: | | "The findings do suggest that there are other causes for breast cancer besides the absence of regular fellatio," Shafteer said. "It's a cause, not THE cause." |
lol |
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