Some of you might barely remember this one, but it had been posted on the Orange Board.

Rubbing Bikini Bottom by Horacio

Our story starts off with Mr. Krabs in his office masturbating.

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"OH YEAH!" pulsated Mr Krabs. "TAKE ME NOW!" You couldve thought he was saying that to his passionate lover, but he was boning himself.

Huh, I always thought if Mr. Krabs were to bone anyone, it would be his money.

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Slowly, but oh so slow, he stuck his gigantic claws up his tight hole.

Crabs have holes?

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In and out, in and out he was moaning like a little girl was doing it for the first time.

You're saying Mr. Krabs hires little girls to shove claws in his holes?

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He finally could'nt take it anymore and het let loose a gigantic cloud of his white lust juice.

White Lust Juice. Home grown, hand squeezed and not from concentrate.

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Just then, Squidward walked in his office. Mr Krabs quickly tried to make everyhing to normal. Mr Krabs always liked Squidward, hed always fantasize him sticking his tentacles in and out the holes of his body.

Again with the holes.

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"What is it Mr Squid?" he exclaimed, while giving a loud moan. "Its just that Im the only person working the night shift..." he said. "So?" "Im scared..." he replied.

Yeah, I can't see Squidward saying this.

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He was getting turned on by the fact that he would be watching over him. His red throbbing erection grew bigger and got juicier.

Like a tomatoe.

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Just as squidward was about to say something, Mr Krabs massive 20 incher grew so big, his pants ripped and his juicy erection was floating in the water. As squidward saw this he moaned, he never realized how big and juicy it was. He was hungry, hungry for Mr krabs.

Squidward's into vore.

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Squidward played around with him at first, rubbing his fuzzy balls.

Fuzzy... balls... First Mr. Krabs has "holes", now he has fuzzy balls?

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Squidward then tried to grasp Krabs rock hard cock, but he was dealing with a monster. Even with both hands, he couldnt get it right. He started sucking anyway, starting from the tip. He licked all around at first, giving Krabs a feeling like never before. He wanted to come, but he needed to hold it, he always fantasized of coming inside squidwards hole. Then Krabs gasped as he took it in all the way, not holding back. Krabs can feel Squidwards tonugue all over his rock hard 20 incher.

Now we know where the name "Deep Throat" came from.

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Squidward then pulled his mouth out, he wanted Krabs member in his hole. "What are you doing Mr Squid?" "Youll see..." "Oh, you want to take it Mr Squid?" "Please, I need to sit on daddys lap" "Alright, come here boy"

I just... I just can't see Squidward saying this.

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Krabs was sitting down on his office chair, and Squidward sat on top of him, taking it all in with no regret. It was the most painful yet erotic experiece in his life. He moaned loud. Real loud. Louder with every smooth rock Krabs gave back and forth. Krabs then got Squidwards throbbing erection, and jerked it while still rocking back and forth, his member inside his tight hole. Then all of the sudden Squidward couldnt take it any longer, he comed all over, filling Krabs hand, more and more came out as Krabs jerked it harder with every smooth stroke. Then Krabs comed inside of Squidward, soon they were all covered in each other come. Then Krabs stopped and gave a sigh. Squidward moaned as Krabs come filled erection exited his hole.

*Really has nothing to say and starts slowly clapping*

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All of a sudden spongebob walked in. "Mr Krabs I wanted to tell you that..." he then saw Mr Krabs and Squid together. "OH MY GOD!" said bob.

That's my reaction to this story too.

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Krabs was still horny, so he grabbed spongebob from the arm and pulled him to his member. Spongebob screamed. "Please stop Mr Krabs! Your hurting me!". But then his talking was stopped when squidward put his member on spongebobs mouth.

Oh, poor SpongeBob, getting raped by Mr. Krabs and Squidward in a three-way orgy.

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"This is going to be a long night lad" Krabs said.

That's all folks.

I knew it existed, but actually seeing it...

This belongs in the Golden Oldies.

More than the horrible story, I remember somebody's snark (I think someone else immortalized the line in their signature) that went something like, "Juicy JUICY JUICY may contain twenty-inch crab penis It's juicy!"

Should I feel bad that I didn't find this story particularly bad? I think I've been desensitized to this stuff.
I suppose that and I've seen way worse, especially in the Spongebob section.

I agree with Vanilla, this story didn't bother me very much because I've read a lot worse. I think what bothered me most about this story was the incorrect grammar, typos, and things like that.