Rabid Badger
And This is Why I Need Medication
Join date: 2009-06-11
 |  Subject: Re: Obsessive Fans Mon Nov 01, 2010 2:26 am | |
| | Tungsten Monk wrote: | See, when I think "blue dress," my first association is "Lizzie Borden." I didn't even know Bella wore a blue dress.
But seriously, how do you dress up as a Twilight character? Don't they wear regular clothes? I guess for Edward you could bathe in body glitter and follow someone everywhere like a creeper, but that's about it. |
The ultimate Bella/Edward joint costume would be a sullen-looking guy covered in body glitter carrying an apparently healthy young woman everywhere and refusing to put her down.  |
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Alhazred
Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date: 2009-07-21
| | Subject: Re: Obsessive Fans Mon Nov 01, 2010 2:51 am | |
| You know, you could probably get away with selling malformed-looking rubber masks of the actors and fangirls would buy them. |
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EileenK98
Recovering Fanbrat
Join date: 2009-06-10
Age: 43
Location: very, very close to Chris
| | Subject: Re: Obsessive Fans Mon Nov 01, 2010 12:53 pm | |
| I saw an Edward wig at iParty.  |
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Fairlight
Keeper of the Gaffapedia
Join date: 2009-06-11
Age: 31
Location: England.
| | Subject: Re: Obsessive Fans Mon Nov 01, 2010 7:50 pm | |
| It would be easy enough to be Jacob, don't wear a shirt. Though it might be a bit cold for October. |
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Sarin
Sporkbender
Join date: 2009-12-03
Age: 26
Location: The world's political arsehole.
| | Subject: Re: Obsessive Fans Mon Nov 01, 2010 7:55 pm | |
| | Alhazred wrote: | | You know, you could probably get away with selling malformed-looking rubber masks of the actors and fangirls would buy them. |
Just don't even think about what the fangirls might be doing with those masks, or you'll be chugging vodka in the Muffled Weeping Corner for the next week. |
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Alhazred
Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date: 2009-07-21
| | Subject: Re: Obsessive Fans Mon Nov 01, 2010 8:12 pm | |
| | Sarin wrote: | | Alhazred wrote: | | You know, you could probably get away with selling malformed-looking rubber masks of the actors and fangirls would buy them. |
Just don't even think about what the fangirls might be doing with those masks, or you'll be chugging vodka in the Muffled Weeping Corner for the next week. |
I was doing a good job of not thinking about such things until now, goddamn it.
God, I bet they'd have underage lesbian sex while wearing them. Then brag about getting to have sex with Jacob/Edward as though the masks magically turn them into the characters. |
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allthatcrap
Drive-by Camwhore
Join date: 2011-05-25
| | Subject: Re: Obsessive Fans Thu May 26, 2011 12:21 am | |
| Bonita Prime.
She thinks she's married to Optimus Prime. |
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