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Mikey Go WOOGA
NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date: 2009-06-17
Age: 22
Location: In desperate pursuit of lulz.
|  Subject: How Many X Does it Take To Change a Light Bulb Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:21 am | |
| I should not have to explain. Q: How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two to determine that the light bulb is, in fact, burnt out. Five more to form a subcommittee to investigate the cause of the burn out. Three more to play to the media. Four more to form a committee to decide which brand and wattage of light bulb to buy to replace the original light bulb. That same committee appoints another committee of four to decide which store the buy the light bulb from. One more Democrat to either call George Bush a Nazi, Sarah Palin a moron, or Glenn Beck a racist. At this point, one Republican buys a light bulb and screws it in himself. Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One to declare a War on Darkness, two to set the house on fire, and four to blame the Democrats when the house burns down? Go nuts. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] |
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Spotts1701
Chief Cook and Bottle Washer
Join date: 2009-06-11
Age: 32
Location: New Vertiform City
| | Subject: Re: How Many X Does it Take To Change a Light Bulb Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:34 am | |
| Q: How many Mikey's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Who can tell? He's always in the dark.
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Rabid Badger
And This is Why I Need Medication
Join date: 2009-06-11
| | Subject: Re: How Many X Does it Take To Change a Light Bulb Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:45 am | |
| Q: How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. We don't know. They'll have to form a committee to discuss it at length and get back to us when they've reached a general consensus. |
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Miss Misery
Armbiter of Good Fanfiction
Join date: 2009-06-11
Location: My home planet
| | Subject: Re: How Many X Does it Take To Change a Light Bulb Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:55 am | |
| How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
How many football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?
An entire team, and they all get a semesters credit for it.
How many fishermen does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Five. And You should have seen the bulb, it must have been THIS big!
How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?
Only one. Men will screw anything. |
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Psy-4
Armbiter of Good Fanfiction
Join date: 2009-06-10
Age: 22
Location: Toronto, ON
| | Subject: Re: How Many X Does it Take To Change a Light Bulb Tue Jun 22, 2010 4:02 am | |
| How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?
Let's go ride bikes! |
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ZoZo
NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date: 2009-06-10
Age: 27
Location: In WD40's head
| | Subject: Re: How Many X Does it Take To Change a Light Bulb Tue Jun 22, 2010 8:14 am | |
| How many psychoanalysts does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to change the lightbulb, the other to hold the penis ladder. |
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myeerah
Contributor
Join date: 2009-06-11
Age: 34
| | Subject: Re: How Many X Does it Take To Change a Light Bulb Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:40 pm | |
| How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but you have to get them in there, first. |
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Snoof
Sporkbender
Join date: 2009-06-14
Location: Sydney, Australia
| | Subject: Re: How Many X Does it Take To Change a Light Bulb Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:52 pm | |
| How many members of an ethnicity or profession does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
n+1. 1 to do it, and n to behave in a stereotypical manner. |
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myeerah
Contributor
Join date: 2009-06-11
Age: 34
| | Subject: Re: How Many X Does it Take To Change a Light Bulb Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:13 pm | |
| How many Surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
Fish. |
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Seule
My Mescaline
Join date: 2009-06-11
Age: 19
Location: Tea & Castle Land
| | Subject: Re: How Many X Does it Take To Change a Light Bulb Tue Jun 22, 2010 10:34 pm | |
| How many novelists does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to screw it almost all the way in and one to give it an unexpected little twist at the end. |
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Lady Anne
NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date: 2009-06-12
Age: 35
Location: The land of the fruits and nuts
| | Subject: Re: How Many X Does it Take To Change a Light Bulb Tue Jun 22, 2010 11:39 pm | |
| How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?
Cocker spaniel: Who cares? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
St. Bernard: I'll do it. Then I'll rescue you and bring some brandy to revive you.
Cockapoo: Me! Me! Me! I'll do it! I'll do it! What was the question again?
Pit bull: Fuck lightbulbs.
Cat: Change that light bulb yourself, human. And stop calling me a dog. |
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Rabid Badger
And This is Why I Need Medication
Join date: 2009-06-11
| | Subject: Re: How Many X Does it Take To Change a Light Bulb Tue Jun 22, 2010 11:49 pm | |
| How many ex-husbands does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Not sure-we're still trying to work out who got custody of the light bulb. |
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Dr. Professor Science
Ghoti
Join date: 2009-06-26
Age: 21
Location: One of the guys with the giant papier-mâché dongs in Lysistrata
| | Subject: Re: How Many X Does it Take To Change a Light Bulb Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:20 am | |
| Guys. GUYS. I can only think of racist lightbulb jokes. Help. |
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Mikey Go WOOGA
NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date: 2009-06-17
Age: 22
Location: In desperate pursuit of lulz.
| | Subject: Re: How Many X Does it Take To Change a Light Bulb Wed Jun 23, 2010 4:57 am | |
| | Dr. Professor Science wrote: | | Guys. GUYS. I can only think of racist lightbulb jokes. Help. |
Step 1: Get Sockpuppet.
Step 2: Post racist light bulb jokes.
Step 3: ????
Step 4: PROFIT!!! |
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grmblfjx
Hot and Botherer
Join date: 2009-06-10
| | Subject: Re: How Many X Does it Take To Change a Light Bulb Fri Jun 25, 2010 7:23 am | |
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KJM
Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date: 2009-06-11
Age: 33
| | Subject: Re: How Many X Does it Take To Change a Light Bulb Fri Jun 25, 2010 12:22 pm | |
| How many 4channers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
OVER 9000!!! |
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Harley Quinn hyenaholic
NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date: 2009-06-12
Age: 27
| | Subject: Re: How Many X Does it Take To Change a Light Bulb Sat Jun 26, 2010 1:10 pm | |
| How many YouTubers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One to reveiw the lightbulb, one to parody the review of the lightbulb, one to make a dark AMV, one to post a video of the lightbulb being screwed in, and at least four to comment on how well the lightbulb's been screwed in. |
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myeerah
Contributor
Join date: 2009-06-11
Age: 34
| | Subject: Re: How Many X Does it Take To Change a Light Bulb Sat Jun 26, 2010 2:13 pm | |
| How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
That's a hardware problem. |
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grmblfjx
Hot and Botherer
Join date: 2009-06-10
| | Subject: Re: How Many X Does it Take To Change a Light Bulb Sun Jun 27, 2010 8:06 pm | |
| | Harley Quinn hyenaholic wrote: | How many YouTubers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One to reveiw the lightbulb, one to parody the review of the lightbulb, one to make a dark AMV, one to post a video of the lightbulb being screwed in, and at least four to comment on how well the lightbulb's been screwed in. |
And 1200 to call the light bulb a cunt, a Nazi, and/or a fag. |
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myeerah
Contributor
Join date: 2009-06-11
Age: 34
| | Subject: Re: How Many X Does it Take To Change a Light Bulb Wed Jun 30, 2010 6:37 pm | |
| How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but it takes at least twelve episodes. |
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WD40
Knight of the Bleach
Join date: 2010-02-15
Age: 32
Location: land of broken dreams
| | Subject: Re: How Many X Does it Take To Change a Light Bulb Thu Jul 01, 2010 11:23 pm | |
| How many Apple engineers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. They just declare darkness to be what the people want. |
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Harley Quinn hyenaholic
NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date: 2009-06-12
Age: 27
| | Subject: Re: How Many X Does it Take To Change a Light Bulb Fri Jul 02, 2010 3:01 am | |
| How many Welshmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, the sheep do it. |
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Mikey Go WOOGA
NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date: 2009-06-17
Age: 22
Location: In desperate pursuit of lulz.
| | Subject: Re: How Many X Does it Take To Change a Light Bulb Fri Jul 02, 2010 4:42 am | |
| How many Harleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just the one and only, but it'd have to be noncon and she'd dress it up like a hedgehog first. |
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Harley Quinn hyenaholic
NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date: 2009-06-12
Age: 27
| | Subject: Re: How Many X Does it Take To Change a Light Bulb Fri Jul 02, 2010 11:13 am | |
| How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. Some other country can clean up the mess they made.
How many Windows Programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one, but it'll be full of bugs.
OR
Why get a new one when you can upgrade the old one? |
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moonpie
Drive-by Camwhore
Join date: 2010-03-28
Age: 19
| | Subject: Re: How Many X Does it Take To Change a Light Bulb Fri Jul 02, 2010 9:57 pm | |
| Q: How many monkeys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Three, one to screw it in and two to throw shit at each other
Q: How many Japanese does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: With their superior technology they don't need lightbulbs anymore!
Q: How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb
A: THAT'S NOT FUNNY '_' |
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