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Verandering
The Gender Offender
Join date: 2009-06-04
Location: Colorado
|  Subject: Squidbiscuit, She of Combined Anatomy Tue Jun 01, 2010 4:31 am | |
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Dr. Professor Science
Ghoti
Join date: 2009-06-26
Age: 21
Location: One of the guys with the giant papier-mâché dongs in Lysistrata
| | Subject: Re: Squidbiscuit, She of Combined Anatomy Tue Jun 01, 2010 4:32 am | |
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His body.
That is all. |
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rae
Contributor
Join date: 2009-06-10
Location: computer chair
| | Subject: Re: Squidbiscuit, She of Combined Anatomy Tue Jun 01, 2010 9:22 pm | |
| LOL! I forgot Squidbiscuit's GINORMOUS FUCKING HIPS. She caused an enormous amount of wank when Y!Gallery instituted the 'no female hips' rule. |
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Root Admin
Administrator
Join date: 2009-06-03
Age: 23
Location: You can't piss on hospitality.
| | Subject: Re: Squidbiscuit, She of Combined Anatomy Tue Jun 01, 2010 9:24 pm | |
| Heeeeeey, she turned all the characters into FtMs! The pear-shaped kind! |
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Verandering
The Gender Offender
Join date: 2009-06-04
Location: Colorado
| | Subject: Re: Squidbiscuit, She of Combined Anatomy Wed Jun 02, 2010 2:02 am | |
| Which would be cool!
If it wasn't everyone!
Everyone ever!
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Reepicheep-chan
Important Person
Join date: 2009-06-12
Age: 26
Location: IN A SEXY NEW CONDO
| | Subject: Re: Squidbiscuit, She of Combined Anatomy Wed Jun 02, 2010 3:02 am | |
| | Verandering wrote: | Which would be cool!
If it wasn't everyone!
Everyone ever!
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God yes. And all these little yaoi fannits do it.
It is irritating to me because I am generally attracted to dudes of the non-girl hipped variety. |
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SirDixonDongs
Armbiter of Good Fanfiction
Join date: 2009-06-11
Location: how does a penis
| | Subject: Re: Squidbiscuit, She of Combined Anatomy Sat Jun 12, 2010 3:18 am | |
| dear squidbiscuit fuck you for having a satyr character named scott you are sullying that good name and species |
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Verandering
The Gender Offender
Join date: 2009-06-04
Location: Colorado
| | Subject: Re: Squidbiscuit, She of Combined Anatomy Sat Jun 12, 2010 3:56 am | |
| Check out the latest and greatest. Spine? WHAT IS SPINE?! |
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SirDixonDongs
Armbiter of Good Fanfiction
Join date: 2009-06-11
Location: how does a penis
| | Subject: Re: Squidbiscuit, She of Combined Anatomy Sat Jun 12, 2010 4:26 am | |
| its like the top half and bottom half belong to two differently sized people and the middle bit was just sort of taped on as a joke |
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Just Chipper
Armbiter of Good Fanfiction
Join date: 2010-01-05
Age: 21
Location: Liverpool, England
| | Subject: Re: Squidbiscuit, She of Combined Anatomy Sat Jun 12, 2010 10:04 am | |
| Oh, well I see what happened here. She obviously had two different sketches on one sheet of paper [a head, and legs] and tried to bridge them together. | Spoiler: | | |  |
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Dr. Professor Science
Ghoti
Join date: 2009-06-26
Age: 21
Location: One of the guys with the giant papier-mâché dongs in Lysistrata
| | Subject: Re: Squidbiscuit, She of Combined Anatomy Sat Jun 12, 2010 6:41 pm | |
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The Unoriginal
Armbiter of Good Fanfiction
Join date: 2009-06-17
| | Subject: Re: Squidbiscuit, She of Combined Anatomy Sun Jun 13, 2010 8:31 pm | |
| Wouldn't it be highly ironic if she drove this car? | Spoiler: | | |  |
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Toastuh
Sporkbender
Join date: 2009-07-13
| | Subject: Re: Squidbiscuit, She of Combined Anatomy Mon Jun 21, 2010 7:44 pm | |
| Oh no, she reads "Hanna is Not A Boy's Name"! I hope she doesn't draw horrible fanart. She does? Eek. At least she didn't lady-fy my favorite charactNOOOOOOOO NOT PLES NOOOO. IT'S ON NOW. How do you look at a dapper GQMF like Ples Tibenoch and think "Oh, he's cute enough, but you know what would make this better? GIANT FUCKING HIPS"? It's a personal preference, I get it, but that doesn't make it any less weird-looking. I can't even look at the picture straight on. ALL OF MY RAGE. And, uhm, some of the fanart people draw her. Not to knock someone's fetish, but... his nipples. They are sparkling.  |
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Verandering
The Gender Offender
Join date: 2009-06-04
Location: Colorado
| | Subject: Re: Squidbiscuit, She of Combined Anatomy Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:20 pm | |
| Nipple laser beams a-chargn'! |
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Dr. Professor Science
Ghoti
Join date: 2009-06-26
Age: 21
Location: One of the guys with the giant papier-mâché dongs in Lysistrata
| | Subject: Re: Squidbiscuit, She of Combined Anatomy Wed Jun 23, 2010 6:24 pm | |
| Oh Toastuh I had the same traumatic experience. I don't get how you can take characters who are drawn in a style that gives them no hips whatsoever and then completely warp their bodies to the point where I have to look at the description to realize who it is in the picture. |
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Max III
Sporkbender
Join date: 2010-03-05
Age: 139
Location: A very comfortable armchair
| | Subject: Re: Squidbiscuit, She of Combined Anatomy Wed Jun 23, 2010 7:02 pm | |
| Huh, cute style, nice dynamics, oh hips, well I like hips, nice curvy ladies and all of tha-- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH Dear god, I might be biased because of force-feeding being one of my major squicks, but something about most of these drawings deeply horrifies me. Esp. the HINABN and Team Rocket ones. | Quote: |
Blaming this on  ...her awesomeness made me
want to draw Team Rocket....but it ended up just being more about Jesse
then anything else....so I'll draw some skanky James for ya later to
make up for it. |
| Quote: | I'll draw some skanky James for ya later to
make up for it. |
At least there's no chance in hell you could put hips like that on a baby!James... right? ...right? |
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Blooferlady
Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date: 2009-06-10
Age: 21
Location: In your closet
| | Subject: Re: Squidbiscuit, She of Combined Anatomy Wed Jun 23, 2010 10:05 pm | |
| | Toastuh wrote: | Oh no, she reads "Hanna is Not A Boy's Name"! I hope she doesn't draw horrible fanart.
She does? Eek.
At least she didn't lady-fy my favorite charactNOOOOOOOO NOT PLES NOOOO. IT'S ON NOW. How do you look at a dapper GQMF like Ples Tibenoch and think "Oh, he's cute enough, but you know what would make this better? GIANT FUCKING HIPS"? It's a personal preference, I get it, but that doesn't make it any less weird-looking. I can't even look at the picture straight on. ALL OF MY RAGE.
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PLES NOOOO! D:< |
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Dr. Professor Science
Ghoti
Join date: 2009-06-26
Age: 21
Location: One of the guys with the giant papier-mâché dongs in Lysistrata
| | Subject: Re: Squidbiscuit, She of Combined Anatomy Thu Jun 24, 2010 12:17 am | |
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Toastuh
Sporkbender
Join date: 2009-07-13
| | Subject: Re: Squidbiscuit, She of Combined Anatomy Thu Jun 24, 2010 5:32 am | |
| Well, if ANY series were to do mpreg, I could see HiNABN kinda do it, what with the whole "magic is EVERYWHERE in this bitch!"/magical realism bent to it. But it would not be sexy (but then again, 'sexy mpreg' is sort of an oxymoron to begin with). It would be hilarious. And it would happen to Conrad, because torturing Conrad is fun.
Worth: Conraaad! Tha' pregnancy test y'took is positive. Male vampires can have babies an' shit.
Conrad: *pause.* ...Does American Apparel sell maternity clothing? ...For men?
Worth: Fukkin' hipsters. *sighs, grabs another cigarette.*
(Male pregnancy. His new iPhone has an app for that.)
Alternatively...
Veser: Yo, Ples! The test came back and I knocked you up!
Ples: This is why I drink.
Or...
Hanna: LEONARD LEONARD GUESS WHAT. GUESS WHAT.
...: What is it, Ha--
Hanna: WE ARE MAN-PREGNANT. Well, actually I am man-pregnant, because two of us having the same baby would be quite abnormal, I mean, more abnormal than butt-children, but YANNO. WHAT WILL WE NAME IT?
...: Wait, run this by me again. I got... you... pregnan--
Hanna: I THINK WE WILL NAME IT 'ORVILLE.' :D |
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Dr. Professor Science
Ghoti
Join date: 2009-06-26
Age: 21
Location: One of the guys with the giant papier-mâché dongs in Lysistrata
| | Subject: Re: Squidbiscuit, She of Combined Anatomy Thu Jun 24, 2010 5:29 pm | |
| Wait... wait... the zombie got someone pregnant? |
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Reepicheep-chan
Important Person
Join date: 2009-06-12
Age: 26
Location: IN A SEXY NEW CONDO
| | Subject: Re: Squidbiscuit, She of Combined Anatomy Fri Jun 25, 2010 2:33 am | |
| Eh, why not? I am all for this. |
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Tungsten Monk
VileCorp's Muscly Woman-slave
Join date: 2009-06-12
Age: 24
Location: Cedar Rapids, IA
| | Subject: Re: Squidbiscuit, She of Combined Anatomy Fri Jun 25, 2010 7:45 pm | |
| | Blooferlady wrote: | | Toastuh wrote: | Oh no, she reads "Hanna is Not A Boy's Name"! I hope she doesn't draw horrible fanart.
She does? Eek.
At least she didn't lady-fy my favorite charactNOOOOOOOO NOT PLES NOOOO. IT'S ON NOW. How do you look at a dapper GQMF like Ples Tibenoch and think "Oh, he's cute enough, but you know what would make this better? GIANT FUCKING HIPS"? It's a personal preference, I get it, but that doesn't make it any less weird-looking. I can't even look at the picture straight on. ALL OF MY RAGE.
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PLES NOOOO! D:< |
I think my favorite part about this picture is how the anatomy gets progressively more awful as you go down. Start at the head, and things look okay--not great, but you know, not horrible either. Then you hit the curve of the hip and suddenly things get weird. And finally, the cherry on top of the disaster sundae is provided by the arm and hand, which have been getting steadily less proportional the further down the arm and now features a tiny tiiiiiiny hand resting on a hip the size of the rock of Gibraltar. It's almost . . . beautiful, in a screwy way. Like somebody applied a vertical gradient that makes the art worse. |
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Verandering
The Gender Offender
Join date: 2009-06-04
Location: Colorado
| | Subject: Re: Squidbiscuit, She of Combined Anatomy Sun Jul 04, 2010 6:51 am | |
| http://squidbiscuit.deviantart.com/#/d2t552q
It's like she's getting more ambitious and getting worse because of it. PS, all three of those characters are blokes. |
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Toastuh
Sporkbender
Join date: 2009-07-13
| | Subject: Re: Squidbiscuit, She of Combined Anatomy Wed Jul 07, 2010 3:54 am | |
| Reading her author's note here, she actually seems to have a pretty good head on her shoulders.
And then I see the drawings, and am all Y U DO THIS? |
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Verandering
The Gender Offender
Join date: 2009-06-04
Location: Colorado
| | Subject: Re: Squidbiscuit, She of Combined Anatomy Thu Jul 08, 2010 1:52 am | |
| Nah, there be no knocking on her at all. Just... Lack of variety. |
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