Okay! Answer the poll please!

And after you're done let's debate the necessity of pubic hair, personally I don't care- hair or no hair :D

Oh my poll didnt show up!

Just ok then tell me how many times you wank per day too!

I am worried I wank too much

I am worried you wank too much, too.

If your name is Ezri, yes, you wank too much.

Are you bleeding?

Then, yes, you wank too much.

I'm not sure if it's the question itself that creeps me out, or the use of smilies.
"How often do you wank?
Where did you bury the bodies?
Can I have a turn raping that cat?"

Doesn't wanking make you happy too?