I'M BRIAN BLESSED

I put the screw in the tuna.

I'm a Peyton Manning fan.

Yeah, you're shocked.

I can't ejaculate unless I am screwing a man weighing at least 350 pounds and singing "The Good Ship Lollypop."

When I think about you, I touch myself.

I'm fucking my dad, and I'm another poster's sockpuppet.

Edit: oops.

You all seem dead set on hiding behind fake names to reveal your opinions on the internet, yet even that cloak isn't big enough to cover your collective flabby tushes, so you have to burrow even further until you're in the safe cover of an "anonymous" board?

Given the general maturity that's been displayed here, I can't say I'm too surprised.

i want edward viii's cold dead cock inside my gothic rose

In this day and age, there is nothing immature about safe sex in a multiple unknown partner situation.

She must not have ever heard of internet stalkers. I don't blame people for hiding behind usernames and whatnot. Also:

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Given the general maturity that's been displayed here, I can't say I'm too surprised.

Which is pretty funny for two reasons:

1.) Obviously, the internet is SRS BUSNESS. No way can people ever log on to teh intranets to have fun.
2.) "OMG u gaiz grow up, 4 realz."

How many fanbrat cliches can we count so far? I'm up to three with the "JUST JELUS" bit from the thread. Also wondering if it's really Amy, but I suppose Nihilist can tell if it's one of us screwing around or not.

EDIT: Edited to add that last part.

I totally forgot about the DL;DR one. That's four. :roflmao:

^ Dear God I lol'd so I hard I think I hurt myself.

I want to jizz all over Amy Alko's face. Maybe then she'll be prettier.

Someone took the phrase "I'd hit it" too seriously, huh?