Regarding the WTF WatsonandMary4ever--am I the only one who looked at all the ranting and raving, then loled at the fact that this person hasn't written a single story?

Selections from the profile of Isabella's Guard Dog, one of many Phineas and Ferb fanfic writers who suffers from excessive profile copypasta (Can't put a link up yet because I'm a newb):

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Favorite Sayings Love is the slowest form of suicide. Here's to teenage romance, and not knowing why it hurts like hell.

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Many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.

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If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

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1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): barizzle 2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): purple wolf 3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): joe cracker (no really, i get called cracker all the time) 4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):pelbaw 5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (fav color, fav drink): purple livewire 6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): alonore 7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Ann 8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): black heart 9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong): grape cyanide 10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (fav color, pirate accessory): purple Eyepatch

I tried that, and I really wanted to put up that link, but I got a message saying that I had to wait a week before posting links because my account is brand new. I guess it's a safeguard against spambots and such.

Yeah, this.

For the first week after you join, if you attempt to link, a message comes up to say you cannot.

Here's the link I wasn't able to post. Long profile is long.

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1969578/Isabellas_Guard_Dog

More fun selections:

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If you think serial killers can be tremendously attractive, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Favorite Poems I'm gonna draw you a picture, a picture with a twist I'll draw it with a razor blade, I'll draw it on my wrist. This one belongs to bloodluva666 “Looking down at his bleeding wrist, he laughs. The red leaking from the wound is his life, It is leaving him, because of the knife, Admiring his wrist, he stabs his calf. Leftover scars, reminding him to cry, The world is mean, why can’t it let him be, The blood runs faster, why can you not see? His vision is fuzzy, why can’t he die? The blade is sharp and cold against his skin, It is resting now, but he can still feel, The remembrance of the blood, it was real, Hating life, but still knowing it’s a sin. Wishing to die, his living is a joke, One last slash, it will work, slitting his throat.” (To those wondering, I do not do this kind of thing. I just found them interesting)

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93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

My, aren't we edgy?

And yet nothing is origional.

Perhaps Briagwen means Origin oil.

reads profile...

DAMN, that profile is like 80% copy paste and the rest is more crap people don't care about.
Its as if every 'copy into profile' bandwagon has been jumped on at once.

85% of FF.NET authors would jump off a cliff if their reviewers told them to. If you agree with this, copy and paste this onto the rock you land on when you jump too.

How does that disprove my point? ALL your spelling is original. <3

Oh, my lord. I was curious about what someone said about a fanwriter named Laura Hale, so I went to look. I know she's been in GAFF before, so I thought I would post the link here: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2263737/Loving_BadAss_Klaus

Seriously, you can't make up stuff this crazy. What scares me the most is that there are people out there like this.

OMFG. Here's another one:

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2528060/Cha_Cha_Girl_12

This fanwriter has the distinction of having one of the largest, most pointless profiles EVAR. In addition, one of her fics is being showcased for snark here: http://www.whygodwhy.org/t3160-run-away-mom

From both, I gather that s/he's a writer who mistakes sheer quantity for quality. My guess is that if you politely try to point out her (safe assumption) many flaws, she and her supporters will turn on you like horny pacu.

Where the hell do these uber-SPESHUL people COME FROM, anyway?

Remember WatsonandMary4ever? She has a new profile up:

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This is my super soft profile. The old stuff I had there made me sick and I didn't like looking at it and it was embarrassing.

You and me both!

The rest is a bunch of favs and the normal, trivial crap that people put in their profiles.

Yay! Boring stuff is a hell of a lot better than bigoted, racist stuff.