Post 'em up Dans.

I often fantasize about killing my family.

I fave art on Deviantart without commenting.

Gasp!

I'm so depressed that getting out of bed is an accomplishment.

I don't have any secrets, because you people already know all my "secrets".

...

yeah. I don't usually tell people IRL about my taste in music, because that leads to talking about fandom and that is embarassing.

SOMETIMES

SOMETIMES I LIE AWAKE

AND I THINK ABOUT DONGS

I WISH I HAD A JOB BUT I'M TOO BUSY READING FANFICTION TO GET OUT OF THE BASEMENT

DONGS

THAT WAS SO NOT ME IN THE ABOVE COMMENT

ALSO SOMETIMES I LIKE TO GO THROUGH OLD JOURNALS, ET CETERA AND READ THE WANK THAT ENSUED WHEN THE POSTER WAS LIKE 14 YEARS OLD

OH AND I FAP BASICALLY CONSTANTLY

DONGS AS WELL

You numbskulls are trying too damn hard for 15 seconds of fame. You heard me, put both hands on the keyboard or I'll shoot! I shoot indiscriminately because everything is a threat!

HURF BLURF COCKS

YOU FAT FANFICTION FAGGOTS ARE TRYING TOO HARD TO BE ME

SUCK MY COCK SOME MORE

WHERES HARLEY WITH LADYBUGS IN HER VAGINA

I routinely shlick to fantasies of me and Spigot doing co-ed push-ups.

o shi-

OMG YOU TOO????

I really dig tentacle porn!

...wait, that came out already on the other board non-anonymously. Dang. Okay, I got nothin'.

Sometimes I like to post on Anonymous boards while using my username.

I wish Cyberwulf would go away.

I watch cartoons on YouTube.

You're ALL POSTING LOGGED IN

OH RIGHT

It's supposed to be Ironic and Edgy. Besides, I'm not sure we can be bothered to log out.

I am genuinely disquieted when I go through the day without reading people's personal, intimate threads on The Couch. Not only must I know what other people think of my avatar, but I MUST know what everyone's favorite foods and early childhood sexual fantasies are. I HAVE TO KNOW.

I like sucking off strangers through Glory Holes. I always roll a Condom on them first, or refuse.

I might be a slut, but I'm not a stupid slut.

I find it needlessly amusing that nihilist can tell who each anon poster is.

ME TOO

CRAP I MEAN ME TOO TO THE GLORY HOLE THING, NOT THE TELL WHO POSTERS IS THING

I. AM. NIHILIST.

I. AM. SPARTACUS.

I leave my username permanently logged in to all the sites I visit reguarly. And some of the sites I hardly visit at all.