The Fabulous Misadventures of Sephiroth the Seahorse Man

Hey everyone, I would like for you meet one of my favorite fan artist, M65P3. Her favorite anime characters are Sephiroth, Sesshoumaru, Sephiroth, Sephiroth (now with tits), Sephiroth, Sephiroth (again), and hey look it's Sesshoumaru!

And some more of our favorite seahorse-man.

M65P3 does not forget the ladies either.

Haha, wow. Great find. I am at a loss for words.

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Dick Powers wrote:

Sephiroth (again)

"Looking helpless"?

I mean he's looking something but helpless isn't quite the word for it, I don't think.

Looking through her gallery inspires in me a strange fear of their soulless eyes and misshapen faces, as if they are crying out for help.

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The pictures look like she printed them and then photographed them at an angle. That's the only way I can explain some of the faces.

The way you wrote the title to this thread, I came here dreading some sort of piss-poor Flapjack crossover art. My brain is thankful for that not being the case.

This looks like something I'd find on A League of Gentlemen. THIS IS A LOCAL DEVIANT ART PAGE.

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InkWeaver wrote:

I mean he's looking something but helpless isn't quite the word for it, I don't think.

Looking through her gallery inspires in me a strange fear of their soulless eyes and misshapen faces, as if they are crying out for help.

They are. Unfortunately, they're very much aware they're stuck in a bunch of shitty MS paint drawings. They're begging us to destroy the server and set them free.

Also, while even I'll admit Sephiroth was beautiful, he was beautiful in a masculine way. He did not look like a woman, and it's unlikely anyone in SOLDIER would've mistaken him for one. Which makes the one where he has tits and is nursing the baby just stupid.

Rabid Badger wrote:

Also, while even I'll admit Sephiroth was beautiful, he was beautiful in a masculine way. He did not look like a woman, and it's unlikely anyone in SOLDIER would've mistaken him for one. Which makes the one where he has tits and is nursing the baby just stupid.

Any picture of a man nursing a bay is stupid on a biological level.

What the fuuuuuck.

And here are Inuyasha and Sesshomaru melded into some sort of anime blob.

Dick Powers wrote:

Any picture of a man nursing a bay is stupid on a biological level.

Men have a little bit of the appropiate tissue behind their nipples, and it can be stimulated into producing milk by introduction of the hormones that cause women to lactate.

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Just Chipper wrote:

The way you wrote the title to this thread, I came here dreading some sort of piss-poor Flapjack crossover art. My brain is thankful for that not being the case.

This looks like something I'd find on A League of Gentlemen. THIS IS A LOCAL DEVIANT ART PAGE.

Ha, I expected something along the lines of that merman!Sephiroth fic. What's a local DA page?

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grmblfjx wrote:

Just Chipper wrote:

The way you wrote the title to this thread, I came here dreading some sort of piss-poor Flapjack crossover art. My brain is thankful for that not being the case.

This looks like something I'd find on A League of Gentlemen. THIS IS A LOCAL DEVIANT ART PAGE.

Ha, I expected something along the lines of that merman!Sephiroth fic. What's a local DA page?

As did I. Ah, Fishyroth and Fincent, I miss you so.

grmblfjx wrote:

What's a local DA page?

I was just referencing this skit from League of Gentlemen.

Sutremaine wrote:

Dick Powers wrote:

Any picture of a man nursing a bay is stupid on a biological level.

Men have a little bit of the appropiate tissue behind their nipples, and it can be stimulated into producing milk by introduction of the hormones that cause women to lactate.

Which is usually caused by m-preg. So, it is still stupid.

Dick Powers wrote:

Sutremaine wrote:

Men have a little bit of the appropiate tissue behind their nipples, and it can be stimulated into producing milk by introduction of the hormones that cause women to lactate.

Which is usually caused by m-preg. So, it is still stupid.

No, I meant in real life. It's not common unless you're a certain kind of fruit bat, but it happens. Usually it's not intended, since the average man's hormone levels would have to be massively altered for the vestigal parts to begin working.

Mpreg is still stupid though, unless the character was born female or the canon universe has a place for it.

And no, Hojo wouldn't have given Sephiroth 'a place for it'. Not even that lunatic would give his masterpiece a second babymaker just to see what happened.

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Sutremaine wrote:

Dick Powers wrote:

Sutremaine wrote:

Men have a little bit of the appropiate tissue behind their nipples, and it can be stimulated into producing milk by introduction of the hormones that cause women to lactate.

Which is usually caused by m-preg. So, it is still stupid.

No, I meant in real life. It's not common unless you're a certain kind of fruit bat, but it happens. Usually it's not intended, since the average man's hormone levels would have to be massively altered for the vestigal parts to begin working.

Certain medications can cause it. It's not unusual for men with prostate cancer to be given female hormones, because it slows the growth of the cancer. It will also cause them to lactate, because it suppresses testosterone levels. Certain anti-psychotics have the same effect.

And it's been known to occur spontaneously, especially under stress. It was apparently common enough that Charles Darwin remarked on it in his 'Descent of Man,' noting that all male mammals (not just humans) were known to have rudimentary mammae. He went so far as to speculate that our early mammalian ancestors and certain mammals (both male and female) might have nursed their young, thereby doubling their chances of survival. In the case of humans, the ability of the male to lactate was lost as they evolved further.

This is a thread about terrible art work, not about lactating men. If you want to talk about lactating men, go make your own thread.

Dick Powers wrote:

This is a thread about terrible art work, not about lactating men. If you want to talk about lactating men, go make your own thread.

InkWeaver wrote:

Dick Powers wrote:

This is a thread about terrible art work, not about lactating men. If you want to talk about lactating men, go make your own thread.

Whatever M65P3 was trying portray in her drawing were not men- they don't even look human (demon and half alien hybrid, if you will). They are amoebas in a vaguely humanoid shape which they barely succeed in doing.

Those horrible misshapen squaddy heads! And those... lumps. Between their legs. I don't wanna call them genitals because no genitalia I've ever encountered looks like that, but damn. Just... DAMN. How do you ever GET perspectives that skewed?!

Sutremaine wrote:

Dick Powers wrote:

Sutremaine wrote:

Men have a little bit of the appropiate tissue behind their nipples, and it can be stimulated into producing milk by introduction of the hormones that cause women to lactate.

Which is usually caused by m-preg. So, it is still stupid.

No, I meant in real life. It's not common unless you're a certain kind of fruit bat, but it happens. Usually it's not intended, since the average man's hormone levels would have to be massively altered for the vestigal parts to begin working.

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InkWeaver wrote:

Dick Powers wrote:

This is a thread about terrible art work, not about lactating men. If you want to talk about lactating men, go make your own thread.

Thread derailment? IN MY VAGINA???

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grmblfjx wrote:

InkWeaver wrote:

Dick Powers wrote:

This is a thread about terrible art work, not about lactating men. If you want to talk about lactating men, go make your own thread.

Thread derailment? IN MY VAGINA???

It's more likely than you'd think.

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