HELLO SHITTY GAFF INCARNATE HOW ARE YOU ALL DOING????

STILL FAT FANFICTION FAGGOTS I SEE, RUBBING YOUR SORE CLITS FOR APPROVAL FROM OTHERS



HERE IS MY BEST IMPRESSION!!! DO I GET A PRIZE

HI MY SNARK IS AWESOME FUCK ME IN THE ASS WITH A BUTTER STICK SO I CAN EAT IT!!!! HURF BLORF
I DIAGNOSE MYSELF WITH DISEASES TO MAKE YOU ALL FEEL SORRY FOR ME!!!! HUGBOX!!

NOBODY LIKES YOU.

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Marvin?



WHY MUST YOU PEOPLE HURT ME LIKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS

Come baaaaaack...*SOB*

ETA: Although, thinking about it with my head and not my lovesick heart, Chocobo? Is that you?

DO YOU BELIEVE IN BFF OR IS THAT JUST HOW YOU ROLL

--KARL JUNG

I believe I can fly, nay, touch the sky even.

This....I....don't even....What the FUCK... is this?

A guestbook, I think.

EVERYONE MEANS FATTIES TOO YOU SHALLOW WIMPS

FATTY!!!!

ITS THE WORD OF THE DAY!!!!

SHUT UP BEFORE IT BECOMES BOOTYLICIOUS AGAIN!!!

AND I MAKE A TEN MINUTE VIDEO ABOUT THE WORDFILTER IT IS NOT ABOUT THE WORD FILTER!!!! GOD WILL COME FROM MOUNT SINAI AND SMITE ONLY TO FLOUNCE AGAIN!!!! I AM A FIRM BELIEVER OF NIETSCHE GOD IS DEAD AND HIS DISCIPLES ARE THE LEMMINGS!!!!!

WHY I CAN MAKE A LONG BORING ANIME SNARK AND BE A GOD!!!! JUST LIKE ON THE TEMPLE OF DOOM!!!!! WITH THE ANNOYING BITCH!!!! ROLLING ROLLING ROCKS HURF BLORF SNARK AINT WHAT IT USED TO BE

IT USED TO REQUIRE INTELLIGENCE!!!!!
SOMETHING YOU FAT FATTY MC FAT FATS DONT HAVE

I SEE YOU

UHHHHH YEAH
WHERE IS VERANDERJIOSEJRAH WITH THE LADYBUGS IN HIS VAGINA
OH RIGHT HE'S GOING DOWN ON ME RIGHT NOW
DEEPER THAN DEEP THROAT BITCHES
DOWN TO THE ESOPHAGUS
VERANDERSNOGGASHDAZ IS MY SUPER DUPER BESTEST BUTT BUDDY IN SHINING WHITE ARMOR
THAT'S WE HE ALWAYS TELLS EVERYONE HOW AWESOME I AM
TELLS ME HOW I CAN DO NO WRONG
I AM THE TRUE MARTYR OF FAT FANFICTION FAGGORTY
I CRY BITTER STICKY WHITE TEARS BECAUSE I CAN NEVER FINISH MY EPIC DRAGONBALL Z MEETS MISTER SPOCK SAGA UNTIL MOM GIVES MY INTERNET BACK
BBBFFFF!!!!!!

dude get your hand out of your pants and type this is weaksauce trolling

I thought we were going to keep it a secret, Git...

Delcat I love you

Dearest Gentleman,
For a long time, if not my whole life, I have sought a woman who has the sophistication and subtlety to inspire my own amelioration. Alas, this search has been in vain. I find that most women I encounter fall into two categories. The first are those who are deeply steeped in all the barbarisms of popular culture. These women when the choose to pursue their higher faculties often do so only as dilettantes, trying to present the mere semblance of sophistication. The second type are those who are simply too reticent and bashful to partake in these barbarisms; thus rather than rising above the masses, they shrink beneath them.

In older ages, a woman's role was set out for her prior even to her birth. What defined a woman's sophistication could quite often be reduced to proper etiquette. However with the women's liberation movements in the 20th century, opened up the possibility for them to pursue other social roles. Sadly though, rather than take advantage of this freedom to better oneself, it seems that all too many women choose to enjoy the baser pleasures in life.

I would love to hear if any of you gentleman have found a woman as cultivated as yourselves, and discuss this crisis we cultivated men, nay: people, seem to be undergoing.

sup unskilled

you suck at this skillet

Who's sucking at this skillet?