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Zeiss Manifold: GUESS WHO'S BACK
Zeiss Manifold: BACK ON THE WEB
Zeiss Manifold: GOT SOME DONGS, GOT SOME FUTAS
InkWeaver: BROUGHT SOME FRIENDS
Delcat: man I do not know if I like where this is going I just do not know
Zeiss Manifold: WHO KNOWS ONE DAY HE MIGHT JUST BE FIRED
Zeiss Manifold: FROM NINTENDO

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Zeiss Manifold: IT'S THE EYE OF THE ONO IT'S THE THRILL OF THE DONG
Delcat: OH GOD NO NOT AGAIN
InkWeaver: WHOA WHOA WHAO
Zeiss Manifold: =D
InkWeaver: We go from relatively normal classroom scene:
InkWeaver: You know, students staring blankly, wishing the teacher would stop bothering them...
InkWeaver: to a panel FULL OF LEAKING DICKS WTF
Zeiss Manifold: That panel makes little logistical sense
Zeiss Manifold: everyone's going through some wiggedy-wack gymnastics trying to get their cock in the frame
Delcat: For a minute I was reading this L-R for some reason and thought it was just going "OH HEY SHE STOPPED FOR A SECOND LET'S ALL RAPE HER IN UNISON NOW"
Delcat: which, sadly, is par for the course in a lot of manga we've read
Zeiss Manifold: so you can see how WAIT IS THAT GARY
InkWeaver: I really don't understand. Is this like some sort of dick party?
Delcat: No, it's some sort of HINGEDICK party
Zeiss Manifold: LET'S FIND OUT

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Delcat: That's different
Delcat: "All my love, passion, & thick white cum's for you"
Delcat: NO THANK YOU SIR I DO NOT WANT SUCH A THING
Zeiss Manifold: I'm imagining Ono wandering around carrying measuring cups of the stuff
InkWeaver: Zeiss, this is how you romance someone.
Delcat: I can sympathize, Algebra felt like getting fucked in the ass by an endless stream of dicks to me too.
InkWeaver: "ALL MY LOVE, PASSION AND THICK WHITE CUM. FOR YOU, DARLING, MY SEED RECEPTACLE"
Zeiss Manifold: You can tell it's recent from the hinginess of the dicks.
InkWeaver: I love the angle going on here. I think the camera man is like OH YEAH BABY OH YEAH WORK IT
InkWeaver: they turned the fans on for it and everything.
Delcat: Seriously, man, I swear they're getting even hingier. Does Ono have some kind of degenerative foreskin disease?
InkWeaver: Who is that poor bystander in the background? RUN CHILD RUNNN
Zeiss Manifold: It does look that way. That kid on the far left is going to get it all blown back on his shirt and run off in a puff.

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InkWeaver: This, people. This is what elementary schoolers find relevant today.
Delcat: Well of COURSE Ms. Haruka doesn't teach the kids how to fuck, she's a YAOI teacher.
InkWeaver: It almost reads like a Truth for Youth tract from an inverted dimension.
Delcat: Aw man, I'd love to take Cid/Vincent 101, I will not lie about that
InkWeaver: I'd love to TEACH Yuffie/Vincent 101.
InkWeaver: With a large ruler, which I would rap over the students' knuckles whenever they had Yuffie talk about how sugar high she was. D<
InkWeaver: Is it sad that, for the most part, I actually like ono's art style?
Delcat: No, his art is adorable, and his Pokemon comics are fun and full of heart.
Delcat: It's like Dr. Vanilla and Mr. Dong.
Zeiss Manifold: He is oddly adept at backgrounds. He's even more adept at filling his backgrounds with dongs.
InkWeaver: I must say, his dual-life as alternately the fatherly pokemon sketcher and the deviant futa-fapper is to me an interesting tightrope walk of madness.
Delcat: I need to finish scanning his Pokemon comics, to show off his sane and amazing side. THERE IS ONE I SWEAR.
Zeiss Manifold: Second panel: The scoolchildrens' curiosity towards antimatter buttplugs was perhaps better left unsatsified.
Delcat: Guys, I'm confused. What are these "boy" things, and where are the futas? Is "boy" like a third gender or something? Man, that's sick.
Zeiss Manifold: I...I dunno. Ono's plowing new ground here.
Delcat: Don't. Say. Plowing.

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InkWeaver: The logic here.
Delcat: ...I'm afraid that we've just seen a terrible glimpse into Ono's origins.
InkWeaver: I boggle. I boggle and scratch my head and hope desperately to make sense of this.
InkWeaver: Bottom left panel: surpriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiise BUTTSEX!
Zeiss Manifold: I think this is why I find Ono so fascinating, really. It's regular hentai logic, only twisted and coiled and made into goulash.
Zeiss Manifold: Gary drew the short end of the stick for once.
Delcat: I...I'm not sure I even want to touch the implications here, seriously. I am really, REALLY hoping that incest is just a knee-jerk squick for him.
InkWeaver: No, this is my mom's goulash. The kind she thought it would be a good idea to put kidney beans in.
Delcat: Enh, I always kind of suspected it of him anyway. Those cheerleaders? Soooo overcompensating.
Delcat: I wish this lady and the creepy moms from Femboy School would get into a fight.
Zeiss Manifold: Though I do have to say that in the third panel, it kinda looks like she's responding to all this by growing a set of mandibles.
Zeiss Manifold: "TO SAVE THE CHILDREN, I MUST EAT THEM."
Delcat: WASP DNA
Zeiss Manifold: WASPS DON'T HAVE HINGES DEL YOU'RE BEING SILLY
Zeiss Manifold: SILLY DEL AND HER WASPS

Is it sad that the picture on the second page, all I can think about the one girl is "People's mouths can't open that wide. She's perilously close to swallowing her own face." Which, given the frequency with with Ono has people swallow other parts of their bodies probably shouldn't be that big a surprise, but still...

Haha, 98% of teachers are pedophiles, huh? Does the comic really end right there or are you missing a few pages?

You made me think Zeiss was back.

Necrophilia hurts.

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SEE I TOLD YOU FUCKS NECROPOSTING SUCKS

heh that rhymed