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Root Admin
Administrator
Join date: 2009-06-03
Age: 23
Location: You can't piss on hospitality.
|  Subject: Wesley Crusher's Missing Nuts Sat Feb 20, 2010 2:47 am | |
| (it's about balls. Balls are NWS. If you don't get the hint, I'll be arranging that the short bus pick you up. Mmkay?)Lacking in personality. Lacking in size. But then, that's not really a concern... or is it. http://www.eunuch.org/Alpha/W/ea_173249wesley_s.htm Let's go on an adventure- which plays like a typical TNG episode. But Wesley's balls have shrunk- and it becomes the business of the entire crew. How embarrassing. | Quote: | | “To be honest Wesley, your testicles seem very small for your age.” |
Well, you'd think he was overcompensating for something, preventing the Enterprise from turning into a giant newt and whatnot. Momma's going to fondle you for a minute.
| Quote: | She gripped Wesley’s hairless scrotum above both of his testicles and showed them to Picard and Riker.
“Now I don’t know what’s going on, but I’m absolutely certain that Wesley would not like these to get any smaller!”
She jiggled his balls to make the point. |
She just like, ripped them off.
Read on to find out more. 
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InkWeaver
Harriet Tubman
Join date: 2009-06-10
Age: 21
Location: Home of the peanuts.
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Miss Prince
Armbiter of Good Fanfiction
Join date: 2009-06-10
Age: 23
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InkWeaver
Harriet Tubman
Join date: 2009-06-10
Age: 21
Location: Home of the peanuts.
| | Subject: Re: Wesley Crusher's Missing Nuts Sat Feb 20, 2010 4:01 am | |
| PLEASE TELL ME YOU AREN'T SERIOUS |
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Miss Prince
Armbiter of Good Fanfiction
Join date: 2009-06-10
Age: 23
| | Subject: Re: Wesley Crusher's Missing Nuts Sat Feb 20, 2010 4:07 am | |
| | InkWeaver wrote: | | PLEASE TELL ME YOU AREN'T SERIOUS |
READ IT AND FIND OUT. |
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thebonerules
Drive-by Camwhore
Join date: 2010-01-28
Age: 21
| | Subject: Re: Wesley Crusher's Missing Nuts Sat Feb 20, 2010 5:32 am | |
| I am torn. On the one hand, ball torture. On the other, this is Wesley we're talking about. I almost couldn't read the part with the spike, though. . . just, well, I think  about covers it. |
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Verandering
The Gender Offender
Join date: 2009-06-04
Location: Colorado
| | Subject: Re: Wesley Crusher's Missing Nuts Sat Feb 20, 2010 8:29 am | |
| | Quote: | | In front of him were two alien creatures. He didn’t recognise their species but they appeared insectoid and bipedal. They made strange clicking noises and Wesley realised that they were communicating with each other. |
| Spoiler: | | | HOSHIT IT'S THE PRAWNS FROM DISTRICT 9 |
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Root Admin
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Join date: 2009-06-03
Age: 23
Location: You can't piss on hospitality.
| | Subject: Re: Wesley Crusher's Missing Nuts Sun Feb 21, 2010 6:42 pm | |
| | Quote: | | Wesley saw the blades tearing out of the sides of what remained of his testicle. He screamed in pain. The blades started to spin, tearing up what was left. As they reached full speed, the testicle was literally liquefied, like meat in a blender. |
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Ezri Dax
Sporkbender
Join date: 2010-02-02
Location: Stuck in a timewarp.
| | Subject: Re: Wesley Crusher's Missing Nuts Sun Feb 21, 2010 11:46 pm | |
| I sometimes wonder what on Earth posesses somebody to write something like this. This was a golden oldie I'd somehow missed, thanks for posting. |
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