...googling that, I hope it was the former.

Seifer from Final Fantasy VIII: he is an arrogant asshole. Yes, his 'romantic dream' was to be a knight. That doesn't mean he will be your sue's knight.After being released from Ultimecia's control, Seifer is going to have a great deal of trust issues. He is -not- going to want to be your sue's knight, and he is going to be too proud to accept your sue's saving grace. Seifer is a character that is going to take a hell of a lot of time to work through all of his issues.

Bumping this up since I found out fic of it actually exists....

Pennywise the Clown/IT

First off, It isn't actually a he, It's a she; a pregnant she. Second, Pennywise isn't even it's true form, but a form It likes to use (To lure its victims). And third, It is an interdimensional being that likes to mindfuck, scare, kill, and eat people, preferredly children. If It were to show any interest in your Sue, it's because It wants to kill and eat her, that's it! It will not suddenly decide to spare your Sue for whatever reason.

Was she played by Tim Curry? Because that would totes explain it.

Man there had better be Sue fics for that evil toxic smoke cloud from Ferngully or I am going to quit the internet.

I've seen sexually explicit Sue-fic starring the author's self-insert and Fenrir Greyback- yes, as in the brutish homicidal cannibalistic metaphorical-pedophile (and not unlikely litera-pedophile) werewolf from Harry Potter- perhaps the most seriously disturbing Draco In Leather Pants redemption via sex I've ever encountered (I mean, most DILP pairings can at least put up Rule of Cool or Rule of Sexy in their defence, but Greyback? The guy who in addition to all his crimes is an ugly old man with worse hygeine than your average mountain troll?). Seriously, I've been following badfic long enough that most DILP and bad sex no longer squicks me, but I do not want to know what's going through the head of someone who seems to honestly think Greyback is an ideal romantic/sexual partner. (Honestly- once the dirty deed was done, he'd probably eat you).

The worst part? I've seen this more than once. Brrr.

*tosses brain bleach*

The only one I've found truly odd is that SH2 PH/Sue fic from here. Some of these examples are nice though. Sadly, I don't I can stop the fanbrat in me. I've been stuck in this phase for too long...wondering if I've ascended to glorified fanbrat now?

...just like that really disgusting South Park episode.