All mine are WWII movies so...I'll try not to rant.

Enemy at the Gates, whenever the fuck that came out.

I'm Jewish, so if I wanted the Nazi to win, that says something about HOW FUCKING ANNOYING and STUPID the Russians were. I ended up reading Zaitsev's autobiography and he was a pretty fucking badass guy and he was hilarious. He made fun of himself and everyone else, kicked Nazi ass, and generally was awesome. Jude Law sucked. I wanted to shoot Tanya in the face she was so idiotic. The inaccuracies were outrageous. Danilov was cool then he turned into a whiney sack of shit once Tanya slept with Vassili.

Only redeeming part? The Nazi guys death, even though HE WAS MY FAVORITE CHARACTER. Oh and when he shot that guy who was jumping across the break in the hallway. Impossible, but fucking awesome.

Valkyrie, oh Valkyrie. I'm going to say one thing about this movie...

WHERE. THE FUCK. WAS ROMMEL.

His role in the July 20th plot was debatable, but he was a freaking important person.

I won't even get into I.B because it has been discussed already and I can't remember much except the end. I ended up ranting anyway so sorry.

It's been a while since I saw but Vassili and his friend whose name I believe was Nikolai were in a warehouse or an old house or something and his friend jumped across a break in the hallway or floor, and while he was jumping the nazi guy shot him. And it was a headshot. He'd have literally had to fire before the guy jumped to hit him. The friend was there for I thibk just that scene. He also jumped first to show the Nazi wasn't there, I think.

^ Sorry man. I actually agree with you. I was very sleepy when I made that first post. Lol.

I just rented a movie called Adventures of a Teenage Dragon Slayer, and oh, my God, was it bad. I watched it for an hour, and saw not one dragon. The blue troll guy really got on my nerves, and when the gang of bad kids left a trail of snacks for him to follow, I said forget this and shut it off. I knew where it was going, and I didn't want to go there.

Everything's remakes and sequels now.

I am updating my list because I agree with a previous post. That and I forgot about the Da Vinci Code. I am taking down two movies I actually did not see but I am standing by my reasons for leaving the Da Vinci Code and Angels and Demons.

2000:
Meet the Parents: I just never got into that series of movies. It's like most Jim Carey movies. You have to be a fan of that kind of humor.

2001:
Jurrasic Park 3: I just did not care for it at all. First two movies were good and I enjoyed them. This just wasn't right.

2002:
Halloween: Resurrection. Don't get me wrong. Halloween is my favorite series of horror movies but enough is enough. Good plot it's just that the series should have just ended with Halloween H2O.

2003:
The Da Vinci Code: Just because I didn't see it, doesn't mean I can't dislike it. I'm Catholic. Why would I want to see a movie that is nothing but BS? I know it's fiction but Dan Brown actually believes what he wrote.

2004:
Crash: I just hated the movie. I know it won best picture but I had a problem with all of the racism. Not my cup of tea.

2005:
Batman Begins: I'm a huge Batman fan (see my signature) but I hated this movie! I didn't like the casting and I grew up on Batman and prefer the original introduction of Ra's Al Ghul.

2006:
Talladega Nights: Not my kind of movie. I have no idea why I watched it. See my thoughts on Meet the Parents.

2007:
Halloween: As I said before I love the Halloween series. I picked this movie because the original was so much better! You shouldn't mess with classics.

2008:
Wall-E: I couldn't even finish the movie. The plot was just boring. I love kids movies I just didn't care for this one.

2009:
Angels and Demons: I'm Catholic. Of course I hate this movie. My opinion of these movies is best described above under the Da Vinci Code.

No mentions for High School Musical? Were they actually not that bad, or just drowned out by the dreadfulness of other movies?

You have to have seen the movies to put them on your list.

That, and: I've only seen the first one, but it was "generic cheesy" bad, not "OMG HATE FOREVER" bad.

2005: The Covenant is pretty terrible. The effects are retarded looking, the story idiotic, and most of the cast emotes like a block of wood.

^ You could also make the argument that they are good-bad, depending on your tastes. If you squint ithe first one almost feels like a parody of highschool-cliques-as-presented-in-movies. I never saw the others though.

Hey, did you guys hear about how the Lorax was going to be made into a movie? Because that's a thing that's actually happening, for some fucking reason.