He still has an FFN profile with a few goodies, but you can still find some of his better works scattered across the web. There was some serious debate over whether these were intentional trolls, or (knowing FFN's typical audience) scribblings of a twelve year old. Most of them are short enough that you can read them in about five minutes, so I'll keep the quoting short. After all, I don't want to ruin the experience for anyone!

DEVIL MAY CRY: THe CRYING OF THE DEMON I'll start you off with a few choice quotes to give an idea of the English skill involved here. Quote: Dante watireed in his castal of darkness but he was not sad was angery1 [...] "I have come to delver a massege from a demon" saided a beard man with angry sword. [...] "Who the demon?" Dante setts down his fists. "I am only bring message" And the man died with blood attack. This is probably one of the most mangled things I've seen since since Artemis' Lover that didn't involve netspeak. I keep waiting for Dante to frogne at someone and have sex with a cat. Quote: she explosioned a fire at him. Who doesn't want to explosion their enemies? Quote: "Good work yuo freed Kravne but now fights you against me!" And it was Simonn Belmont from Castalvania who was turns more evil by Darcula. [...] "Fire bullet" Dante shoot at Simon and blood his face off. "NO!" "Blooding someone's face off" is useless without pictures. Quote: He would make new sword out of a metal His next sword would be made of real metal, unlike the cardboard knock-offs he'd been buying to "castla" people lately.

Gundam Wing Final Battle Quote: Heero was having rough day at school and his muffin for lunch did not taste the good. Skittles - taste the good! Quote: "Hey the " guy said. It was having bad day. Who was having the bad day, the muffin? Quote: They fought and Heero won. But Zechs detonatationed his gundam and the north pole blew up. "No!!!!!!!!!!!!" Heero was mad at all the penguins die. "I'm angry at you for dying when blown up, dead North Pole penguins!" Quote: Heero's gundam was not good for space the he went spoking with talk to the gundam inventor who fixed it. "Now I can fly to space combat" No, I'd prefer to see you walk to space combat..

Doom: Repercussions of Evil Quote: Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS" Therewas a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons. Probably because he'd had to kill several hundred of them to get to this point. Quote: So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall. "HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons "I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill. His only option was to palsma his way out... Quote: The radio said "No, John. You are the demons" And then John was a zombie. Zombies are demons now? Sage spiritual advice about one's inner self could have saved him before he was turned into a zombie, strange radio voice...

The Matrix Return Quote: Neo was wake from sleeping and he shout at Trinity "Help you I think your dead" "No I am not" she said and she gotted some water drink. Ah, there's some signature win. Plus, I can picture this sort of dialogue from Keanu Reeves. Quote: Morpheus walking into the bedroom "Good morning Neo we must kung fu" So they trained the jiu jitsu and martia larts. Neo kick him "Good job" Even if this is a troll, I'm still laughing my ass off. Quote: Neo try to say help but his body wads frozedn "sOh no!" Merpheus say at teh radar screen "more matrix is attack us" All of your base are belong to us! You have no chance to survive, make your time! I'm sure you're wondering what sort of technobabble will be used to save poor frozen Neo. Quote: Neo was okay they finds because of mediskel equipmont. You just shove in the medisk and he becomes OK.

Oh, my God, I remember these! Hilarious, intentional or not.

In lieu of grammar, composition, spelling, plot, and plain old good sense being unable to do it, I'm going to kill myself in their place. :headshot:

I started up the TvTropes page for this guy, and I found the gentleman behind it.

heisanevilgenius wrote:

My alter ego here is your typical fanfiction nut who never read anything with more than 15 pages, has an attention span of about 6 minutes depending on what he's eaten in the past 12, and despite having English as a first language, just can't figure out those pesky rules of spelling and grammar. Throw in the fact that he only has a vague understanding of the setting and characters in these stories, never proofreads, and never quite understood what the word "plot" really means. Now you have a pretty good idea about what's wrong with Peter Chimaera.

And yeah, Chimaera's website is "Hosted by heisanevilgenius.com who is give to me for free"

Also, he's still at it. From Resident Deadly

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Jill Valetitine was founds herself in a mansion courtyard with and no way into that house but she had one zombie to contend with and no bullets of any gun. She had problem and zombie would not leave her alone.

We never do find out what this problem is exactly. It may have something to do with the final line.

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The zombies comes closer and then it gets shot. Where did bullet come from Chris!

Peter Chimaera obviously is trying to avoid tension because he cares about his audience and doesn't want to raise their blood pressure.

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Jill said to Chris "You saved me" "Yes I did I am glad you are safe now but we should have sex its important to remember that we human"

And he seems to be taking a stand against zombie 34's or something.

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"Let's get down for brass taxes" Then they hatd sex but it didnt go so well The end

Presumably they discover Albert Wesker has a headache.

They may not be real, but they still manage to be damn funny. I have the same suspicion of SquirrelKing as well.

Doom: Repercussions of Evil will always be my favourite fanfiction, hands down.

Also, he wrote Desert Bus fanfiction which is awesome in and of itself.