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Malganis
Knight of the Bleach
Join date: 2009-06-10
|  Subject: Flasher showing her boobs in the middle of traffic is hit Mon Dec 21, 2009 4:15 pm | |
| Link | Quote: | An Invercargill woman literally stopped traffic when she flashed her breasts at motorists, causing a car to run into her.
Cherelle May Dudfield, 18, appeared before Judge David Holderness in
the Invercargill District Court yesterday charged with disorderly behaviour.
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Police prosecutor Sergeant Rob Mills said Dudfield had stood in the middle of the road flashing her breasts at passing motorists on September 27, but
the fun went awry when one of the vehicles crashed into her.
Dudfield attempted to run from its path, but rolled over the bonnet, cracking the windscreen, he said. She had not suffered any injuries. |
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Manny
Sporkbender
Join date: 2009-06-11
Age: 26
Location: Trinidad and Tobago
| | Subject: Re: Flasher showing her boobs in the middle of traffic is hit Mon Dec 21, 2009 5:33 pm | |
| Does that count as being blinded by headlights? |
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Harley Quinn hyenaholic
NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date: 2009-06-12
Age: 27
| | Subject: Re: Flasher showing her boobs in the middle of traffic is hit Mon Dec 21, 2009 7:21 pm | |
| She's lucky nobody wound up dead. Stupid woman.
I have this mental image of the car hitting her, her going over the bonnet, and winding up with her boobs pressed firmly against the windscreen. |
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Dr. Professor Science
Ghoti
Join date: 2009-06-26
Age: 21
Location: One of the guys with the giant papier-mâché dongs in Lysistrata
| | Subject: Re: Flasher showing her boobs in the middle of traffic is hit Mon Dec 21, 2009 7:26 pm | |
| If the driver had just been abreast of the situation, this wouldn't have happened.  |
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Mikey Go WOOGA
NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date: 2009-06-17
Age: 22
Location: In desperate pursuit of lulz.
| | Subject: Re: Flasher showing her boobs in the middle of traffic is hit Mon Dec 21, 2009 7:41 pm | |
| People who stand in middle of road get hit by cars. In other news, people who jump off of buildings fall, snow is cold, and Mally spams News with a bunch of lame stories that aren't news, aren't awful, and half of the time amount to nothing more than animal abuse. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]Also, what's a bonnet? Is that what retards British retards call a hood? |
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Lexin
Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date: 2009-06-11
Age: 50
Location: London
| | Subject: Re: Flasher showing her boobs in the middle of traffic is hit Mon Dec 21, 2009 9:26 pm | |
| | Mikey Go WOOGA wrote: | | Also, what's a bonnet? Is that what British retards call a hood? |
Yes. Except had you looked closely, you'd have realised this was New Zealand: more of the world speaks our version of English than speaks yours. |
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Spotts1701
Chief Cook and Bottle Washer
Join date: 2009-06-11
Age: 32
Location: New Vertiform City
| | Subject: Re: Flasher showing her boobs in the middle of traffic is hit Tue Dec 22, 2009 3:31 am | |
| | Mikey Go WOOGA wrote: | | People who stand in middle of road get hit by cars. In other news, people who jump off of buildings fall, snow is cold, and Mally spams News with a bunch of lame stories that aren't news, aren't awful, and half of the time amount to nothing more than animal abuse. |
And yet you responded. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
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Delcat
Good old-fashioned nightmare fuel
Join date: 2009-06-14
Age: 24
Location: Underestimating the power of soup
| | Subject: Re: Flasher showing her boobs in the middle of traffic is hit Tue Dec 22, 2009 3:34 am | |
| | Manny wrote: | | Does that count as being blinded by headlights? |
Everyone shut up, thread officially won. |
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Mikey Go WOOGA
NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date: 2009-06-17
Age: 22
Location: In desperate pursuit of lulz.
| | Subject: Re: Flasher showing her boobs in the middle of traffic is hit Tue Dec 22, 2009 3:35 am | |
| | Lexin wrote: | | Mikey Go WOOGA wrote: | | Also, what's a bonnet? Is that what British retards call a hood? |
Yes. Except had you looked closely, you'd have realised this was New Zealand: more of the world speaks our version of English than speaks yours. |
Except it was British retards calling it a hood. Which is something they would have done if this happened in China. 
ALSO, according to Wikipedia, Canada, Australia, England, and New Zealand have a combined population of 111,600,000. The USA has a population of 303,000,000. As such, more people speak English than they do whatever the hell it is you speak. 
| Spotty wrote: | | Mikey wrote: | | People who stand in middle of road get hit by cars. In other news, people who jump off of buildings fall, snow is cold, and Mally spams News with a bunch of lame stories that aren't news, aren't awful, and half of the time amount to nothing more than animal abuse. |
And yet you responded. :spock: |
Most of them I don't anymore. But this was extra special lame, and it would be rude of me to not respond to her probable trollery. |
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Sloth
Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date: 2009-06-03
Age: 22
Location: Location: Location
| | Subject: Re: Flasher showing her boobs in the middle of traffic is hit Tue Dec 22, 2009 3:58 am | |
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Mary Sue
Sporkbender
Join date: 2009-10-20
| | Subject: Re: Flasher showing her boobs in the middle of traffic is hit Tue Dec 22, 2009 4:18 am | |
| Not the most dignified way to die, I'll say that. |
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Lady Anne
NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date: 2009-06-12
Age: 35
Location: The land of the fruits and nuts
| | Subject: Re: Flasher showing her boobs in the middle of traffic is hit Tue Dec 22, 2009 2:56 pm | |
| | Mary Sue wrote: | | Not the most dignified way to die, I'll say that. |
She's alive. One day, she'll come up with another way to die. |
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Mary Sue
Sporkbender
Join date: 2009-10-20
| | Subject: Re: Flasher showing her boobs in the middle of traffic is hit Tue Dec 22, 2009 3:33 pm | |
| Whoops. Hopefully she'll learn her lesson, but i don't see that happening. |
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Delcat
Good old-fashioned nightmare fuel
Join date: 2009-06-14
Age: 24
Location: Underestimating the power of soup
| | Subject: Re: Flasher showing her boobs in the middle of traffic is hit Wed Dec 23, 2009 1:05 am | |
| | Mary Sue wrote: | | Not the most dignified way to die, I'll say that. |
"Always wear clean underwear in case you're in a wreck. Or, hell, any underwear at all is a plus." |
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