I'll love you long time!

Subject: Re: I'll love you long time! Thu Jul 01, 2010 10:06 am

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I am 24yr old atheletic white male who wants to try swallowing a womans piss. Make your pussy squirt with uncontrolable orgasms. Can meet today. Hope to hear from you soon, thanks

This chap seems rather puzzled as to how women wee. I bet he's proper jealous that women must have uncontrollable orgasms in order to empty their bladders.

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I'm looking for a wet nurse who can provide milk or wished to be induced, There must be someone out there looking for this also and gets turned on by feeding. I can provide benefits if needed and I'm willing to do anything in return. About me, well I'm 30 white male 6ft tall black hair and blue eyes and well hung with 8 inches uncut.

I'm sorry, I seem to have been possessed by the ghost of Sigmund Freud here. Anyone care to offer a non-Freudian interpretation for this one?

Also, a lot of the London Craigslist posts seem to be seeking a "wank buddy". I can sort of imagine what this is, but it's such a cute name that I want to picture it as one guy masturbating while another holds a stopwatch and shouts motivational statements.

Subject: Re: I'll love you long time! Thu Jul 01, 2010 6:43 pm

slinkythecynic wrote:

Electron Blue wrote:

Wow, you're intolerable.

....you didn't seem to get the note where I don't care, did you?

If you don't care, why do you continue to reply?

Could it possibly be because you really do care, and that our dismisal of you hurt your ickle feelings, so in a rather sad effort to impress us you try to come across as an uncaring, snarky badass? Because you desperately crave our approval to validate your existance?

Just sayin'.

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Mr.Doobie wrote:

slinkythecynic wrote:

Electron Blue wrote:

Wow, you're intolerable.

....you didn't seem to get the note where I don't care, did you?

If you don't care, why do you continue to reply?

Could it possibly be because you really do care, and that our dismisal of you hurt your ickle feelings, so in a rather sad effort to impress us you try to come across as an uncaring, snarky badass? Because you desperately crave our approval to validate your existance?

Just sayin'.

Don't you see? He has to defend his e-honor! By insisting he doesn't care!

Subject: Re: I'll love you long time! Thu Jul 01, 2010 7:38 pm

moonpie wrote:

Rich Cocoa Treat Well, I live in Atlanta so I figured we'd have something weird. This guy wrote a lovely poem!

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If nothing else I could go for some chocolate right about now.

All I can think about while reading this is how much it would piss Bamshalam off.

ZoZo wrote:

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I am 24yr old atheletic white male who wants to try swallowing a womans piss. Make your pussy squirt with uncontrolable orgasms. Can meet today. Hope to hear from you soon, thanks

This chap seems rather puzzled as to how women wee. I bet he's proper jealous that women must have uncontrollable orgasms in order to empty their bladders.

LO fucking L. That is all.

ZoZo wrote:

Also, a lot of the London Craigslist posts seem to be seeking a "wank buddy". I can sort of imagine what this is, but it's such a cute name that I want to picture it as one guy masturbating while another holds a stopwatch and shouts motivational statements.

God I love wank buddies. For some reason they facinate me. A lot of the men who seek them out are, like, straight dudes that are maybe .5 on the Kinsey scale and are not embaressed about it. They just like to jerk off with another guy, or occationally give/ recieve a hand job with another guy, usually while watching porn. Probably some of them are gay and/or bi and/or closeted and/or in denial as well, or any number of other things. I think some of them have trouble getting laid or do not want to get laid but want to spice up their masterbation life.

Mr.Doobie wrote:

slinkythecynic wrote:

Electron Blue wrote:

Wow, you're intolerable.

....you didn't seem to get the note where I don't care, did you?

If you don't care, why do you continue to reply?

Could it possibly be because you really do care, and that our dismisal of you hurt your ickle feelings, so in a rather sad effort to impress us you try to come across as an uncaring, snarky badass? Because you desperately crave our approval to validate your existance?

Well, she is either a lazy troll or she thinks it is only some of us who hate necroposting and the rest will fall for her bad-boy too-cool-for-school attitude. Or she is just that dense, ala Chris91. I suppose time will tell, if it is the former she will wander off once we start ignoring her, if it is the second option she will either change her ways or wander off when she realises no one here likes her at all. If it is the third option her and Chris91 will get married and live happily ever after and all of us will change our names and get new identities in a new forum hidden in a secret spot away from the pointless one-line necropost storm that will be unleashed during their passionate love-making every night.

Subject: Re: I'll love you long time! Thu Jul 01, 2010 7:45 pm

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Wait, you're turned on by the thought of Chris getting it on with someone as boring as him? Nil, you kinky bastard, you.

Subject: Re: I'll love you long time! Thu Jul 01, 2010 8:13 pm

Yeah, but they'd be doing it missionary style... WITH THE LIGHTS OFF.

Isn't that the most exotic thing you could ever imagine?

Subject: Re: I'll love you long time! Thu Jul 01, 2010 9:29 pm

Whilst listening to whatever is on the radio at a reasonable volume?

I'm down with that.

Subject: Re: I'll love you long time! Fri Jul 02, 2010 11:56 pm

re. Chris/necroposter: yes.

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This travesty was brought to my attention by weepingcock, you should all enjoy it.

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You went reverse cowgirl and rode me like seabiscuit

Yeah, it's like that.

ed: I know it's not technically an ad, but semi-relevant and mindboggling enough to make up for it imo

Subject: Re: I'll love you long time! Sat Jul 03, 2010 9:01 am

Don't forget the L-shaped sheet for after!

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This one is noteable just for it's atrocious grammer

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hi my beautiful man i am a transexually my name is KYM if u looking to have fun and explore something new and fun hit me up on my email

Subject: Re: I'll love you long time! Sat Jul 03, 2010 8:18 pm

moonpie wrote:

This one is noteable just for it's atrocious grammer

and isn't it ironic

doncha think

Subject: Re: I'll love you long time! Sat Jul 03, 2010 8:54 pm

Cyberwulf wrote:

moonpie wrote:

This one is noteable just for it's atrocious grammer

and isn't it ironic

doncha think

IT'S LIKE RAAAHIAAAAIN
ON YOUR WEDDING DAY
...Didn't we already do this?

Drive-by Camwhore Join date: 2010-03-28 Age: 19

Sorry, that was entirely my bad.

Subject: Re: I'll love you long time! Mon Jan 30, 2012 1:15 am

Yorokobi wrote:

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You bring a man home after a date, you like him but aren't in the mood for sex. He pushes himself on you, you tell him to stop, but he doesn't. He puts his hand up your skirt, and by this point you're wet. He tells you that your body isn't saying no, and forces you down. You resist, but he still slides himself into you. The more you resist, the harder he fucks you. You have no way to stop him and you're being fucked harder than you ever have been before in your life. Your poor abused pussy can't handle it, and you cum harder than you ever had before. Your body betrayed you, and your orgasms continue until he shoots his load deep into you.

NO no no no no. Does this really appeal to people? If anything, I feel my vagina retreating further into my body at the thought of this man.

You'd be surprised at just how common rape fantasies are. I have them. Aggie has them. There are entire forums devoted to exploring this particular fetish, with surprisingly large proportions of female users.

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xerrofoot wrote:

Yorokobi wrote:

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You bring a man home after a date, you like him but aren't in the mood for sex. He pushes himself on you, you tell him to stop, but he doesn't. He puts his hand up your skirt, and by this point you're wet. He tells you that your body isn't saying no, and forces you down. You resist, but he still slides himself into you. The more you resist, the harder he fucks you. You have no way to stop him and you're being fucked harder than you ever have been before in your life. Your poor abused pussy can't handle it, and you cum harder than you ever had before. Your body betrayed you, and your orgasms continue until he shoots his load deep into you.

NO no no no no. Does this really appeal to people? If anything, I feel my vagina retreating further into my body at the thought of this man.

You'd be surprised at just how common rape fantasies are. I have them. Aggie has them. There are entire forums devoted to exploring this particular fetish, with surprisingly large proportions of female users.

The key word is 'fantasy.' Yeah, a lot of women have them, but that doesn't mean they actually want to be raped. Like any fantasy, we're talking about a controlled situation where you've discussed it with your partner beforehand and have safe words in place.

The difference between real rape and fantasy rape is that the woman is in control of the scenario. She's pretending to be passive, but she's actually the one calling the shots.

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