This is actually a repost from GAFF. I wonder why my feverish mind wanted me to remember this site - I guess there was something very impressing with it. But ever wanted to see porn done with MSPain? Here is a full site dedicated to it.

MS Paint Porn!

Let's take a look at the cream of this site.
"Sexy amateur lies in bed" I love the pillow. It's so detailed.

"Wheelchair cripple wanks to porno" There's huge WHY painted on it. That's what I would like to know as well.

"Ultra hardcore gay bukkake" There's cyan coloured cum?

"Whore takes 6 foot cock up the ass" :roflmao:

"ANAL RAPE in the burn victims unit" This must be some sort of kink the MS Paint porn artists have, because the setting seems so random to me.

"GIANT lesbian orgy" The giant is in all caps for a reason. There really is a GIANT LESBIAN.

"Robot with penis teeth gives a handjob and gets a facial" Linked this to annoy Myth.

"Hot sexy emoticon action" Ever wondered if there was emoticon porn?

"Coffee monster gets taunts some chick with a COFFEE COCK!!" This is my favourite. It makes me lol.

Best website ever!

Coffee monster ftw.

Once I had a picture like this one show up on Broken Picture Telephone (remember that?). I clicked "skip" and spent the rest of the day in a puzzled daze.

The metaphysical section is my favourite.

Barely legal blonde girl anally fisted by Vishnu Come on, Vishnu, you have four arms, and you're only using one.

Damned soul smells the bum of Satan And Satan has a problem with bum-mould.

Rasta splooges on a nun and takes a poo on the Bible Almost exactly what it says on the tin, except it neglects to mention that the Rasta is some sort of undead zombie.

Judeochristian orgy is pretty disappointing. It is not an orgy at all

I used to draw this kind of stuff in the margins of my homework assignments in junior high.

Hardcore lesbian SAUCEPAN ACTION

Guy drives his cock through some slut's head, into a midget's ass



Cancer and AIDS get ready to fuck

This one is actually kind of cute. Like if Threadless did MS Paint porn t-shirts.

Comes with sound-effects and a handy diagram. HUA HUA HUA, though, is usually a sound I associate with kung-fu and not gaping assholes.

Luckily, the donuts provide censors of sorts.

The ultimate form of submission and humiliation: getting your ass covered in Cheetos.

Or getting patted by a portable hand-size Cthulhu.

I'm glad that she's happy for the chickens and their love.

This is actually an accurate depiction of what several frat boys do on a weekend. They put panties on their head, turn up the music, and squeeze their peens so violently that they are forced to make the universal, 'dude, this is NOT okay' face.

Also adorable. I've been on the internet too long. They're just like, "Let's cuddle!"

Lady: These sheets are so soft and nice! Alien: That's because there's an irresistible kind of bacon in them! Hurr hurr hurr.

Best Japanese upbeat-pop girl band name ever, by the way.

I could make a 'Twilight' joke here, but I'm classy.

Not that we're being racist.

This one is entitled "THE HORROR". Why, because they have black lines for limbs?

And then there's this. Wow, an artist who actually put some effort in.

Um, somebody's saying "Server Not Found". That's probably a good thing, because you should have seen some of the crappy "Hey, attaching cocks to things makes porn" MS Paint shit on Rule 34.