Destination Saturn - a wonderful little piece that someone over on the Something Awful forums found in a library. It's pretty obviously done on a typewriter. You might remember this from one of our first fanfic readings. It's pretty fantastic.
[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] Where's Don LaFontaine when you need him?
[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] Great name for a religion or greatest name for a religion?
Seriously, after we read this, Zeiss and I both changed our Facebook religious status to 'Konvar8ian'. It's just that awesome.
[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] I'd mistake this for a ham-fisted 9/11 allegory if it hadn't been written in the 1970s
[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] I hate it when I have a bad bath. It just fucking kills me, man.
[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] You know what? I'm not even going to ask.
[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] “And she said that I'll put a wooded stake in your heart so you will die and she said that you're a idiot vampire that I'll ever met in my life.”
[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] "My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] That's my favourite kind of paranoia – Commie Paranoia!
[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] Awfully specific, those adages. There are probably more of them than there are Rules of Acquisition.
[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] However, Grust had five doctorates in the field.
[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] XXXXX star, you say? I'd be excited, but I'm pretty sure five Xs means scat porn.
[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] I wonder if they're under attack.
[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] That accent is about as Russian as Chekov's.
[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] Good advice, that. And it is advice that is good.
[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] Yes, yes, yes, but the important question is: what is your name and has he killed your father?
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[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] Do I even want to know?
[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] Nah, I probably don't.
[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] “Org?” Oh god, he's talking about Orgrimmar. He must play Warcraft. He's got about the right level of coherence for it.
[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] Friends with BENEFITS.
This is just the first three chapters of eighteen.
Subject: Destination Saturn 
