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Zeiss Manifold
Ants got into everyone
Join date: 2009-06-10
Age: 21
Location: In the Land of Foppery and Whim
|  Subject: Re: Which WGWer would you jump Sun Jan 17, 2010 12:51 am | |
| I still want to think "Mikey's" is a PA sports bar franchise, chock full of tacked on Steelers posters that barely conceal the Rubens paintings hidden underneath. |
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Dr. Professor Science
Ghoti
Join date: 2009-06-26
Age: 21
Location: One of the guys with the giant papier-mâché dongs in Lysistrata
| | Subject: Re: Which WGWer would you jump Mon Jan 18, 2010 8:01 am | |
| | Zeiss Manifold wrote: | | I still want to think "Mikey's" is a PA sports bar franchise, chock full of tacked on Steelers posters that barely conceal the Rubens paintings hidden underneath. |
It's like the opposite of the Knorg Theory: instead of 'everyone is Knorg's sock', it's 'Mikey is everyone's sock'.
(that is if 'everyone' translates to 'every redneck in the US') |
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Mystique
Sporkbender
Join date: 2010-01-03
| | Subject: Re: Which WGWer would you jump Tue Jan 19, 2010 2:11 am | |
| | Dr. Professor Science wrote: | | Zeiss Manifold wrote: | | I still want to think "Mikey's" is a PA sports bar franchise, chock full of tacked on Steelers posters that barely conceal the Rubens paintings hidden underneath. |
It's like the opposite of the Knorg Theory: instead of 'everyone is Knorg's sock', it's 'Mikey is everyone's sock'.
(that is if 'everyone' translates to 'every redneck in the US') |
are you basically saying Mikey is a masturbation sleeve for all the rednecks in the U.S.?
You're being too subtle for my mushbrain. |
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Dr. Professor Science
Ghoti
Join date: 2009-06-26
Age: 21
Location: One of the guys with the giant papier-mâché dongs in Lysistrata
| | Subject: Re: Which WGWer would you jump Tue Jan 19, 2010 3:05 am | |
| | Mystique wrote: | | Dr. Professor Science wrote: | | Zeiss Manifold wrote: | | I still want to think "Mikey's" is a PA sports bar franchise, chock full of tacked on Steelers posters that barely conceal the Rubens paintings hidden underneath. |
It's like the opposite of the Knorg Theory: instead of 'everyone is Knorg's sock', it's 'Mikey is everyone's sock'.
(that is if 'everyone' translates to 'every redneck in the US') |
are you basically saying Mikey is a masturbation sleeve for all the rednecks in the U.S.?
You're being too subtle for my mushbrain. |
No, I'm saying that Mikey is actually the sockpuppet of the clientèle of a bar chain named Mikey's which consists entirely of rednecks. There's one guy named Buck who types what they shout at him. He has trouble interpreting their drunken yelling/rambling, though so sometimes he just comes out with gibberish.
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Delcat
Good old-fashioned nightmare fuel
Join date: 2009-06-14
Age: 24
Location: Underestimating the power of soup
| | Subject: Re: Which WGWer would you jump Tue Jan 19, 2010 4:49 am | |
| | Dr. Professor Science wrote: | | No, I'm saying that Mikey is actually the sockpuppet of the clientèle bar chain named Mikey's which consists entirely of rednecks. There's one guy named Buck who types what they shout at him. He has trouble interpreting their drunken yelling/rambling, though so sometimes he just comes out with gibberish. |
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Mafiosa
You crack me up, little buddy!
Join date: 2009-06-03
| | Subject: Re: Which WGWer would you jump Tue Jan 19, 2010 4:51 am | |
| I'm imagining what sort of food a Mikey's would serve.
Greasy chicken wings and nondescript beer flavored intoxication substance in cans with a 12 inch TV turned to ESPN to entertain patrons? |
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Dr. Professor Science
Ghoti
Join date: 2009-06-26
Age: 21
Location: One of the guys with the giant papier-mâché dongs in Lysistrata
| | Subject: Re: Which WGWer would you jump Tue Jan 19, 2010 5:01 am | |
| Mikey's only serves the classiest food. |
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Zeiss Manifold
Ants got into everyone
Join date: 2009-06-10
Age: 21
Location: In the Land of Foppery and Whim
| | Subject: Re: Which WGWer would you jump Tue Jan 19, 2010 5:18 am | |
| | Dr. Professor Science wrote: | | Mikey's only serves the classiest food. |
AND THEY DIDN'T STEAL NO BIKE NEITHER |
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Chicago Brown
Sporkbender
Join date: 2009-06-12
Age: 23
Location: Aberystwyth
| | Subject: Re: Which WGWer would you jump Mon Feb 08, 2010 3:26 am | |
| I'm easy, so I'd probably shag you all like little bunnies. Except you Mikey. |
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Max III
Sporkbender
Join date: 2010-03-05
Age: 139
Location: A very comfortable armchair
| | Subject: Re: Which WGWer would you jump Wed Mar 10, 2010 7:14 pm | |
| Late to the party, here, but honestly...
...Zeiss. I admit it. YOUR SNARKING IS JUST SO ELOQUENT <3
and of course Delcat, like everyone else on these boards, and Inky too. And other people. What can I say, you all type beautifully. xD Zeiss is still priority.
*creepy* |
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