Join The Quest For The Magical Sex Toilet In "Take Me To Ariake!" (COMPLETE 9/7)

Finally, the epic plot is revealed!…sort of.
One fragment of this spork has not aged well. Can you spot it?

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Zeiss Manifold: aaaaaaaaaand back to fucking again
InkWeaver: it's like
InkWeaver: she's all
InkWeaver: "I'm sorry i lied. I only did so because I like the way your pussy feels"
InkWeaver: "THAT MAKES EVERYTHING OKAY. STAIN ME WITH YOUR CUM"
InkWeaver: ... who even says that.
Zeiss Manifold: l33t dialogue skillz
InkWeaver: Look at those action lines on the dick in the last panel
InkWeaver: like whoa it's fast
InkWeaver: XD
InkWeaver: SUPERDICK
Zeiss Manifold: damn that thing is movin'

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InkWeaver: my door is open
Zeiss Manifold: oh great she's having a stroke
InkWeaver: it occurs to me that this needs to change
InkWeaver: now.
Zeiss Manifold: yyyeah you might want to do that
InkWeaver: Dad: "Brownies are d -- WHOA WHAT THE FUCK KIDDY PORN"
Zeiss Manifold: I DON'T EVEN KNOW
Zeiss Manifold: i'm still fighting with myself about the one rule thing
InkWeaver: No
Zeiss Manifold: so far i haven't encountered any problems
InkWeaver: Nihilist looked at our thread today
InkWeaver: declared it okay.
Zeiss Manifold: phew
InkWeaver: he was all
InkWeaver: "You had me thinking it was a problem"
InkWeaver: "Nah we Heino'd that shit"
Zeiss Manifold: HEINO TO THE RESCUE
Zeiss Manifold: brb google image searching Heino
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Zeiss Manifold: i love heino
Zeiss Manifold: i actually thought that he was like
Zeiss Manifold: an avant-garde composer or something
Zeiss Manifold: for the longest time
Zeiss Manifold: it's
Zeiss Manifold: THOSE EYES
Zeiss Manifold: NO FOLK SINGER SHOULD LOOK LIKE THAT
InkWeaver: WHERE ARE THEY IN THIS PAGE OF THE COMIC
InkWeaver: ARE THEY OUT ON THE FUCKING SIDEWALK?
Zeiss Manifold: holy fuck where do they live
Zeiss Manifold: that's a goddamn nice house
Zeiss Manifold: ...i think it's a house
Zeiss Manifold: it might be just stairs
Zeiss Manifold: in the middle of nowhere

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InkWeaver: what.
InkWeaver: What.
InkWeaver: HOW DOES NO ONE SEE THIS
InkWeaver: IS THIS JUST
Zeiss Manifold: "I'm a walking toilet!"
InkWeaver: RANDOMLY OKAY
Zeiss Manifold: EVERYONE ELSE DIED
Zeiss Manifold: I THINK
Zeiss Manifold: THAT IS WHAT IS HAPPENING
Zeiss Manifold: of like
Zeiss Manifold: the plague
InkWeaver: oh I get it
Zeiss Manifold: AND ONLY DICKGIRL COCK CAN CURE THE PLAGUE
Zeiss Manifold: SO OUR HEROES ARE SAFE
InkWeaver: they're reduced to fucking each other because they're actually is no one else on the planet left
InkWeaver: she has a dick because of nuclear radiation after the war.
Zeiss Manifold: this comic makes so much more sense now
InkWeaver: ... oh nuclear radiation
InkWeaver: you crazy thing!
Zeiss Manifold: maybe this is just a subversive exploration
Zeiss Manifold: of japan's attitudes towards sex in the post-war era
Zeiss Manifold: or some shit
Zeiss Manifold: and we're just missing its genius
InkWeaver: We're just dumb peons
InkWeaver: I think that's why I violently hate Twilight
InkWeaver: it's because I just can't understand it.
Zeiss Manifold: oh god
Zeiss Manifold: that damn book
InkWeaver: HAHAHAHA OH WAIT NEVERMIND
InkWeaver: I slay myself.
Zeiss Manifold: MEANWHILE
Zeiss Manifold: CUNNILINGUS IS OCCURING
Zeiss Manifold: since the hell when
Zeiss Manifold: was there a narrator in this book
InkWeaver: wait
InkWeaver: there was a narrator!?
Zeiss Manifold: someone had to have said the "Meanwhile..."
Zeiss Manifold: and it wasn't me

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Zeiss Manifold: TAKE THAT ASSHOLE
Zeiss Manifold: LITERALLY
Zeiss Manifold: i am so sorry for all of this, btw
InkWeaver: lmfaooooo
InkWeaver: you apologizing is making me laugh really hard
Zeiss Manifold: I CAN'T HELP IT
Zeiss Manifold: I CAN'T SEE HOW YOU'RE REACTING
Zeiss Manifold: YOU MIGHT HAVE GONE INTO AN EPILEPTIC FIT FOR ALL I KNOW
Zeiss Manifold: AND I'D LOOK BAD IF I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE
InkWeaver: is it possible that in ono land girls also have prostates
Zeiss Manifold: hmmmm
InkWeaver: otherwise why is she even enjoying that. That'd be like having my elbow licked.
Zeiss Manifold : that would explain a lot
Zeiss Manifold: JAPAN
Zeiss Manifold: is why
Zeiss Manifold: also
InkWeaver: in capital letters
Zeiss Manifold: that was page 66
InkWeaver: JAPAAAAAAAN
InkWeaver: JAPAN, I NEED TO HAVE A WORD WITH YOU.
InkWeaver: SEVERAL WORDS, IN FACT
Zeiss Manifold: we need to stage an invervention
InkWeaver: ONE OF THEM BEING FUCK
InkWeaver: USED A COUPLE OF TIMES

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Zeiss Manifold: SLAVE-Y AND CUMBUCKET-Y
Zeiss Manifold: LIVE IN PERFECT HARMONY
InkWeaver: gigantic penis panel
InkWeaver: why
InkWeaver: and is the penis the one saying HNNG
InkWeaver: it's tired of this shit
Zeiss Manifold: it's exerting itself
Zeiss Manifold: you know the porn is bad
Zeiss Manifold: when even the penises want to run off
InkWeaver: what
InkWeaver: who the fuck
InkWeaver: translated this
InkWeaver: "it's like it's a slave and a cumbucket at the same time!"
InkWeaver: first of all. You've used cumbuckets or variant of it like eight times now
Zeiss Manifold: BILLY MAYS
InkWeaver: that's eight times too many
Zeiss Manifold: apparently
InkWeaver: second of all
InkWeaver: how is a dick a cum bucket
Zeiss Manifold: it's...the opposite?
Zeiss Manifold: what's the opposite of a bucket
InkWeaver: Hose.
InkWeaver: =D
Zeiss Manifold: cumhose
Zeiss Manifold: that's better
InkWeaver: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Zeiss Manifold: HEAR THAT TRANSLATORS
Zeiss Manifold: i think i have a page of translator's notes somewhere

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Zeiss Manifold: that's not it
Zeiss Manifold: her tits...
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InkWeaver: that is such an interesting angle
InkWeaver: are her tits actually eating that girl
InkWeaver: like a boa constrictor?
Zeiss Manifold: i...believe so
Zeiss Manifold: "could you...STOP SUFFOCATING ME?"
InkWeaver: I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
InkWeaver: a boa constrictor
InkWeaver: a boa constrictor
InkWeaver: I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor and I don't like it one bit
Zeiss Manifold: so early in the morning
InkWeaver: I'M SO SORRY SHEL SILVERSTEIN
Zeiss Manifold: i haven't heard that song in forever
InkWeaver: I'M SO SORRY I DO THOSE THINGS
InkWeaver: lol it's a poem
Zeiss Manifold: GWAAAAAAA this is screwing up my memory
Zeiss Manifold: let's move on

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Zeiss Manifold: TITLE DROP
Zeiss Manifold: WE HAVE IT
Zeiss Manifold: you'd think there'd at least be a plot by now
InkWeaver: that last panel
InkWeaver: I don't understand
InkWeaver: does the butt belong to the woman
InkWeaver: or is that a pillow
InkWeaver: 'cause if it does
InkWeaver: she's twisted all funny
Zeiss Manifold: oh god
Zeiss Manifold: i think they're
Zeiss Manifold: growing out of each other

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InkWeaver: looks like Edward Elric's mom
Zeiss Manifold: fffffffffffff
Zeiss Manifold: GODDAMN WHY IS EVERYWHERE STAIRS
InkWeaver: (did you laugh)
InkWeaver: because they're getting exercise~!
Zeiss Manifold: i can see it
InkWeaver: also. That cat
Zeiss Manifold: oh god
InkWeaver: I can't tell if it's turned on or horrified.
Zeiss Manifold: it's stoned

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Zeiss Manifold: oh this is new
InkWeaver: why
InkWeaver: would anyon
InkWeaver: even draw that
InkWeaver: it looks like some fucked up sculpture
Zeiss Manifold: just the fact
Zeiss Manifold: that he drew a nice-looking boat
Zeiss Manifold: and then that
Zeiss Manifold: ugh

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Zeiss Manifold: WHERE DID HER EYES GO
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InkWeaver: the first one
InkWeaver: um
InkWeaver: where does her dick even come from
InkWeaver: she just spears anything on it I think
InkWeaver: and it goes
InkWeaver: WOOHAH
Zeiss Manifold: DICKS FROM THE DICK DIMENSION
InkWeaver: !

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Zeiss Manifold: whut
Zeiss Manifold: is going on
Inkweaver : are they scissoring? yeah they are
InkWeaver: what is with the other ladies pubes
InkWeaver: why do they look like a porcupine
Zeiss Manifold: it looks more like a skunk
Zeiss Manifold: pube pareidolia
InkWeaver: it almost looks like she combs it down the middle.
Zeiss Manifold: oh lord
InkWeaver: ?
Zeiss Manifold: why are we talking about her pubes
Zeiss Manifold: this is an ono book
Zeiss Manifold: we should just be glad she has pubes
InkWeaver: Because Ono is brainwashing us.
Zeiss Manifold: "GO FIND A TRANNY AND FUCK ON SOME STAIRS"

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Zeiss Manifold: IS THAT A FUCKING POKEMON
Zeiss Manifold: WHAT THE HELL ONO
Zeiss Manifold: WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON IN THAT PANEL
InkWeaver: WAIT A SECOND
InkWeaver: DOES THE DICKGIRL HAVE A VAGINA TOO?
InkWeaver: SHE'S A HERMAPHRODITE?
Zeiss Manifold: "dickgirl" doesn't proclude having a vagina
Zeiss Manifold: i don't think
Zeiss Manifold: BUT WHAT IS THAT THING
Zeiss Manifold: WHO LET IT INTO THE ROOM

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Zeiss Manifold: AND NOW IT'S GONE AGAIN
InkWeaver: but she totally has a censored vagina there
InkWeaver: I swear it
Zeiss Manifold: WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST DID YOU SEE SEE THAT
InkWeaver: also what what
Zeiss Manifold: first panel, on the last page
InkWeaver: well
InkWeaver: um
InkWeaver: she's sucking some more cock
InkWeaver: normal
InkWeaver: in this comic I mean
Zeiss Manifold: no no no
Zeiss Manifold: the other last page
Zeiss Manifold: the one above the "FUCKING POKEMON" post
InkWeaver: HAHAH
InkWeaver: it is WATCHING
Zeiss Manifold: and CLAPPING if i am not mistaken

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Zeiss Manifold: and it's still gone
Zeiss Manifold: and also
InkWeaver: wtf
InkWeaver: she's just
Zeiss Manifold: sorry ono, i think you've dumbed
InkWeaver: staring happily at her oozing dick
Zeiss Manifold: the word is "came" instead of "cummed
Zeiss Manifold: yes, i know some shel silverstein too

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Zeiss Manifold: um
Zeiss Manifold: yeah
Zeiss Manifold: backstory and such
InkWeaver: I'm so glad my dickgirl friend is fucking children!
InkWeaver: I can rest easy now!
Zeiss Manifold: and i also gave her a blowjob once!
Zeiss Manifold: isn't that great?
Zeiss Manifold: Ono fails characterization forever
Zeiss Manifold: i mean really
Zeiss Manifold: and i like how
Zeiss Manifold: everytime someone tells a story about sex
Zeiss Manifold: everyone else is like
Zeiss Manifold: "my goodness!"
Zeiss Manifold: WHO WOULD REACT LIKE THAT
InkWeaver: I mean I know I do
InkWeaver: and I would just be flattered when they complimented me on my fucking
Zeiss Manifold: i mean seriously, people just go around praising other people's sex organs
Zeiss Manifold: in this book
Zeiss Manifold: it makes no sense

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InkWeaver: SEE SHE HAS A VAGINA
InkWeaver: SWEAR TO GOD
Zeiss Manifold: oh don't tell me ono likes pussies now
InkWeaver: no
InkWeaver: he just wants yasuko to get dicked.
InkWeaver: also
InkWeaver: who wants to bet whatsherface gets a dick.
Zeiss Manifold: christ girl there are ways to stimulate the vagina that don't involve dics
Zeiss Manifold: *dicks
Zeiss Manifold: read a damn book
Zeiss Manifold: probably
Zeiss Manifold: from the magical toilet
Zeiss Manifold: "I AM THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TOILET"
Zeiss Manifold: oh hey look another cat
InkWeaver: Well
InkWeaver: obviously she KNOWS that
InkWeaver: because those two chicks were just scissoring!
Zeiss Manifold: CONSISTENCY, PEOPLE
Zeiss Manifold: maybe they're scissor-blind
InkWeaver: it's a delicate condition

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This book just gets worse and worse. Nothing is consistent expect the bad anatomy and the horrendous characterization...How many more pages of this do you and Inkweaker have left to go through, Zeiss?

Toe Tap wrote:

This book just gets worse and worse. Nothing is consistent expect the bad anatomy and the horrendous characterization...How many more pages of this do you and Inkweaker have left to go through, Zeiss?

There are about 180 pages in the whole book.

This wouldn't be worth doing if it was easy.

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Zeiss Manifold: oh hey that was quick
InkWeaver: I used to fuck her
InkWeaver: back in elementary school
Zeiss Manifold: with that same cock
InkWeaver: I'M SURE SHE'LL LOVE THIS
Zeiss Manifold: when i was a kid
InkWeaver: I bet it hasn't even been washed.
Zeiss Manifold: we had to fuck uphill
Zeiss Manifold: and we liked
Zeiss Manifold: it
Zeiss Manifold: i bet it's like an old 70's strap-on
Zeiss Manifold: the box comes in flower prints
Zeiss Manifold: it has an 8-track built in
Zeiss Manifold: somehow
Zeiss Manifold: why is that cock ejaculating if it is inanimate

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Zeiss Manifold: goddamn it's just plastic
Zeiss Manifold: don't get too excited now
InkWeaver: whoa
InkWeaver: it's a dildo
InkWeaver: CALM DOWN

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Zeiss Manifold: surely she does not have internal room for all of that anatomy
InkWeaver: apparently she does.
Zeiss Manifold: hmmm

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Zeiss Manifold: DAT ASS
Zeiss Manifold: IT'S HUGE
InkWeaver: EVERYTHING about her is huge
InkWeaver: *eyebrow wiggle*
Zeiss Manifold: i mean
Zeiss Manifold: she has like 70% of her body fat
Zeiss Manifold: contained in that ass cheek

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Zeiss Manifold: wait why is hikari moaning
Zeiss Manifold: it's not even her cock
Zeiss Manifold: she's getting nothing out of it
Zeiss Manifold: and why do i know her name now
Zeiss Manifold: and why does Bananatits look really baked
InkWeaver: HAHA YOU KNOW THEIR NAMES NOW TOO
InkWeaver: FEEL THE PAINN
Zeiss Manifold: i can't help it
InkWeaver: also that one panel
InkWeaver: with just a shot of her distorted butt
InkWeaver: so weird.
Zeiss Manifold: i can't tell what direction her butt is supposed to be moving in
Zeiss Manifold: i mean
Zeiss Manifold: there are lines there
Zeiss Manifold: but where are they going

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Zeiss Manifold: wait she has balls too
Zeiss Manifold: fuck
Zeiss Manifold: you can't have *everything*
Zeiss Manifold: it's just not right
InkWeaver: SHE DOES
InkWeaver: dude don't you remember them chewing on her balls
InkWeaver: in that one... panel
InkWeaver: WHY DO I KNOW THIS
Zeiss Manifold: i thought dickgirls didn't have balls in Onoland
Zeiss Manifold: i vaguely remember that as well
InkWeaver: this one does.
Zeiss Manifold: wait
InkWeaver: She has her cake and fucks it too
InkWeaver: wait...
Zeiss Manifold: wasn't half of Anal Justice
Zeiss Manifold: about how dickgirls don't have balls
InkWeaver: I'm beginning to think she's not a dickgirl.
Zeiss Manifold: and how people with balls pick on them
Zeiss Manifold: or something
Zeiss Manifold: well
Zeiss Manifold: she has a dick
Zeiss Manifold: but then
Zeiss Manifold: Nanao grew a pair of tits
Zeiss Manifold: so
Zeiss Manifold: fuck
Zeiss Manifold: hopefully it will all be revealed to us soon

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Zeiss Manifold: is she sleeping with her strap-on on
Zeiss Manifold: girl it's not a real cock
Zeiss Manifold: don't get too used to it
Zeiss Manifold: you don't know where it's been
Zeiss Manifold: that was page 86 btw
Zeiss Manifold: WE CAN DO THIS
InkWeaver: WE CANNNN
InkWeaver: LOL THEY HAD GOOD SEX
InkWeaver: THAT MAKES EVERYONE HAPPY
InkWeaver: hey... can we put this on hold?
Zeiss Manifold: ok
InkWeaver: I'm at the climax of my novel I'm reading
InkWeaver: ... that's why my responses are taking so long
InkWeaver: SORRY
Zeiss Manifold: no pun intended
Zeiss Manifold: i'll give you a minute
InkWeaver: AUGH WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO CALL IT?!?!?!
Zeiss Manifold: "end"
Zeiss Manifold: poor choice of words
InkWeaver: it's not the end, though
InkWeaver: it's the peak
InkWeaver: the top of the rising action
InkWeaver: or whatever
Zeiss Manifold: but how would you know if you haven't finished it
InkWeaver: because I am about
InkWeaver: 9/10ths of the way through with this
Zeiss Manifold: ok
Zeiss Manifold: are you still there?
InkWeaver: yse
InkWeaver: reading
Zeiss Manifold: ok
Zeiss Manifold: just checking
Zeiss Manifold: have you finished that last tenth yet
InkWeaver: alllmost there
InkWeaver: DONE
Zeiss Manifold: ALRIGHT
Zeiss Manifold: LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
Zeiss Manifold: TO DEFEAT
Zeiss Manifold: THE COCK
InkWeaver: LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLMFAO

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InkWeaver : Lay off the sugar.
InkWeaver : good god
Zeiss Manifold : hey you're the one with the brownies
InkWeaver : how many places can two people do it
InkWeaver : seriously.
Zeiss Manifold : that poor vespa
InkWeaver : I swear
Zeiss Manifold : or is it a moped
InkWeaver : it's like
Zeiss Manifold : i don't know
InkWeaver : everyone in Japan goes to sleep one night
InkWeaver : then wakes up to a world covered in jizz and spit
InkWeaver : courtesy of those two
Zeiss Manifold : ROFL
Zeiss Manifold : i can see it

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Zeiss Manifold : oh boy
Zeiss Manifold : i know where this is going
Zeiss Manifold : they're off to see the toilet
Zeiss Manifold : the wonderful toilet of jizz
Zeiss Manifold : it surely is a jazz of a jizz
Zeiss Manifold : if ever a jizz there...is
Zeiss Manifold : goddamn
InkWeaver : LOL
InkWeaver : LOLING TO DEATH
Zeiss Manifold : DON'T LOL YOU'LL RUST
InkWeaver : I get the idea
InkWeaver : that this constant referral to
InkWeaver : "A CERTAIN HUGE COMIC FEST"
InkWeaver : is supposed to be funny in its overcomplicatedness
InkWeaver : but it just fails
Zeiss Manifold : or something
Zeiss Manifold : it's otaku fanwanking
Zeiss Manifold : is what it is
InkWeaver : oh god we just found out those girls have parents
InkWeaver : OH GOD WHERE ARE THEY
InkWeaver : every night
InkWeaver : the parents sit at home
InkWeaver : by the phone
InkWeaver : not knowing where their children are
InkWeaver : sobbing
Zeiss Manifold : with that damn dickgirl crowd
InkWeaver : she met those dickgirls on the wrong side of the tracks!
Zeiss Manifold : JUST A LONE DICKGIRL
Zeiss Manifold : LIVIN' IN A LONELY WORLD
Zeiss Manifold : DROOLIN' ON THE MIDNIGHT COCK TO NOWHERE
Zeiss Manifold : GOT NO PUBIC HAIR
Zeiss Manifold : FUCKS A LOT UPON SOME STAIRS
InkWeaver : ...
Zeiss Manifold : RIDIN' THE MIDNIGHT COCK TO ANYYYYYWHERE
InkWeaver : OH GOD
InkWeaver : WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO THE WORLD
Zeiss Manifold : cause i need to tell them to JIZZ ONTO THAT FEEEEHEEHEEELING
InkWeaver : Who knew you were this insane
InkWeaver : I didn't that's for damn sure
Zeiss Manifold: i've remained sane up to this point, give me credit for that at least

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InkWeaver: LOL
InkWeaver: FUCKING COCKBLOCKED
Zeiss Manifold: GRATIFICATION BLOWJOB
Zeiss Manifold: WOOOOOOOOOOO
Zeiss Manifold: oh no, are those pokemon on the covers
Zeiss Manifold: i think i see bulbasaur
Zeiss Manifold: BULBASAUR RUN
InkWeaver: OMG
InkWeaver: RATTATA
InkWeaver: BOTTOM RIGHT
InkWeaver: INKY USES RATTATTA
Zeiss Manifold: NOOOOO
InkWeaver: RATTATA
InkWeaver: USE DICK CUT
Zeiss Manifold: MACHOP TOO
Zeiss Manifold: it's not very effective...
InkWeaver: RATTATA CUTS OFF A DICK
InkWeaver: IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE
InkWeaver: OH NO
InkWeaver: RATTATA IS CONFUSED BY THE TWO SETS OF GENITALS
InkWeaver: IT COMMITTED SUICIDE IN ITS CONFUSION
Zeiss Manifold: IT ATE ITSELF TO DEATH
InkWeaver: LMFAO
InkWeaver: *snorting*
Zeiss Manifold: hold on for a sec

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Zeiss Manifold: this bodes ill
InkWeaver: HAHAHAHAHAHA
InkWeaver: HAVE FUN CENSORING THAT
Zeiss Manifold: "MORE COCKS THAN I CAN COUNT"
InkWeaver: no no
InkWeaver: more HEINO than I can coun
InkWeaver: count*
InkWeaver: also Louis XIV is the perfect backdrop to this
Zeiss Manifold: just Heino on the heads of the cocks
InkWeaver:
"Ah chocolate girl, you're looking like something I want
(finding out true love is blind)
Ah and your little Asian friend she can come if she wants
(finding out true love is blind)
I want all the self conscious girls who try to hide who they are with makeup
(finding out true love is blind)
You know it's the girl with a frown with the tight pants I really want to shake up
(finding out true love is blind) "
InkWeaver: Their lyrics.
Zeiss Manifold: DID THEY READ THIS TOO
InkWeaver: no they're just sex starved
InkWeaver: all their songs sound like jump rope rhymes
Zeiss Manifold: AND ARE THEY ALL GOING TO BUY DOUJINS WITH COCKS IN IT
InkWeaver: and they're talking about sex
InkWeaver: Strange juxtaposition, that.

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Zeiss Manifold: so this is how porn comics are made
InkWeaver: Yes I am absolutely certain
InkWeaver: that seven-year-old girls flashing their bare asses over the comic table
Zeiss Manifold: OH GREAT COSPLAY
InkWeaver: is how comics get sold
Zeiss Manifold: ONO IS GOING FULL OTAKU ON US
Zeiss Manifold: IF THEY START COMITTING DEVILMINTS WITH POCKY I AM FUCKING LEAVING
Zeiss Manifold: *DEVILMENTS
Zeiss Manifold: *WHOREDOMS
InkWeaver: ROFL
InkWeaver: WHOREDOMS
InkWeaver: WHAT
Zeiss Manifold: THIS BOOK
Zeiss Manifold: IS BIBLICALLY BAD
InkWeaver: ARE YOU FROM THE 18th CENTURY?
Zeiss Manifold: AND SO IT DESERVES BIBLICAL WORDS
Zeiss Manifold: WHICH ARE FUNNIER

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Zeiss Manifold: they took their clothes really fucking fast
InkWeaver: i think
InkWeaver: I think their clothes dissolve in sweat
Zeiss Manifold: they can sense when they're horny
Zeiss Manifold: and just fall off

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Zeiss Manifold: MONTAGE SEQUENCE
InkWeaver: is that what this is?
InkWeaver: I couldn't even tell, seriously.
Zeiss Manifold: let's see here
Zeiss Manifold: boat -> drawing -> panties -> FUCKING -> FUCKING
Zeiss Manifold: all you need is some Journey
Zeiss Manifold: SOMEDAY
Zeiss Manifold: COCK WILL FIND YOU
InkWeaver: OH GOD
InkWeaver: WHY ARE YO UDOING THIS TO JOURNEY ZEISS
InkWeaver: THEY DON'T DESERVE THIS
InkWeaver: rather we need something... else
InkWeaver: hmm
Zeiss Manifold: BECAUSE THEY OWE ME TEN BUCKS
Zeiss Manifold: hmm
InkWeaver: how can I make this as twisted as possible
Zeiss Manifold: go wild, inky
InkWeaver: FIGHTING COCKS BY MOONLIGHT
InkWeaver: FUCKING KID BY DAYLIGHT
Zeiss Manifold: oh god
InkWeaver: NEVER RUNNING FROM CHILD PORN
InkWeaver: SHE IS THE ONE NAMED YASUKO
InkWeaver: SHE WILL NEVER TURN HER BACK ON A VAG
InkWeaver: ... what rhymes with vag
Zeiss Manifold: you have fallen into the vag trap
InkWeaver: DAMMIT
InkWeaver: it's like spatula
InkWeaver: the only thing I can think of is badge
Zeiss Manifold: WELL THEN USE THAT
Zeiss Manifold: oh actually
Zeiss Manifold: i'm gonna get you one better

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Zeiss Manifold: WE ARE DICKGIRLS
Zeiss Manifold: ON A MISSION
Zeiss Manifold: FUCKING KIDS IN STRANGE POSITIONS
Zeiss Manifold: ONO POWER
Zeiss Manifold: do do do da DOO DOO do do do da doo
InkWeaver: are they seriously posing for this
InkWeaver: how did I know it would lead to that
Zeiss Manifold: magic
InkWeaver: oh god
Zeiss Manifold: and blonde-whatsername is just kind of masturbating furiously in the corner of the frame
InkWeaver: Malganis' and gaijin's spork of that mpreg fic is killing me
Zeiss Manifold: i have not seen that yet
Zeiss Manifold: DON'T SPOIL ME
Zeiss Manifold: besides, WE CAN BEAT THEM
Zeiss Manifold: WE HAVE DICKGIRLS ON OUR SIDE
InkWeaver: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH
InkWeaver: no one actually comments on this besides OH GOD WHAT
Zeiss Manifold: THE ANTICIPATION IS KILLING ME

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Is the circulation of this crap legal in Japan or something?

I know that recently someone was arrested in the US for trafficking child pornography because he ran a store that sold lolicon manga, apparently translated and imported.

Bleah. I suppose one could justify it in that it's just drawings, but still: EEEEEEEEW.

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Is the circulation of this crap legal in Japan or something?

I know that recently someone was arrested in the US for trafficking child pornography because he ran a store that sold lolicon manga, apparently translated and imported.

Bleah. I suppose one could justify it in that it's just drawings, but still: EEEEEEEEW.

From what I understand, Japan gingerly keeps it legal because their economy would completely collapse otherwise.

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Is it just me or do the arms of the young girls look like they will snap if any kind of pressure is put on them? And why the hell is that the thing bothering me right now?

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Is it just me or do the arms of the young girls look like they will snap if any kind of pressure is put on them? And why the hell is that the thing bothering me right now?

Because you have entered the state of mind where nothing is sacred except the tiniest quibbles.

I know. I'm there. I'm there.

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Sir, truly you are a marvel.

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Zeiss Manifold: HAG-YAAAAAA
Zeiss Manifold: MY NEW FAVORITE SOUND EFFECT
Zeiss Manifold: and why is there a cat looking at a meteor
InkWeaver: Six months ago
InkWeaver: when I thought of my future
InkWeaver: I didn't expect to be doing dickgirl comics

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InkWeaver: that was a quick shower
Zeiss Manifold: i have learned to take quick showers
Zeiss Manifold: it comes naturally
Zeiss Manifold: also, this page:
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InkWeaver: HAHAHAHAHA
InkWeaver: where do you get these pictures
Zeiss Manifold: magic
Zeiss Manifold: BOY, WE'RE WRITING PORN AND FUCKING THIRD GRADERS
Zeiss Manifold: WE CALL IT RIDING THE GRAVY TRAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
InkWeaver: I MEAN IT'S SO MUCH EASIER NOW
Zeiss Manifold: i mean really
InkWeaver: ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS DRAW PORN WHILE WE GET SUCKED OFF
Zeiss Manifold: that has to be more distracting
Zeiss Manifold: than anything
InkWeaver: they're getting used to it I think
Zeiss Manifold: OH THAT MAKES IT ALL BETTER THEN
InkWeaver: =D

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Zeiss Manifold: IT'S AN ONO CHRISTMAS
InkWeaver: god christmas with ono
InkWeaver: giant penis tree
InkWeaver: scrotum pictures on the gift wrap
InkWeaver: dildos
Zeiss Manifold: WITH TESTICLE ORNAMENTS
Zeiss Manifold: DILDO CANDLES
InkWeaver: dildos in the stockings
Zeiss Manifold: ADVENT CALENDERS
Zeiss Manifold: MADE OUT OF COCKS
Zeiss Manifold: EGGNOG
Zeiss Manifold: SURPRISINGLY, ONO SERVES JUST PLAIN EGGNOG
Zeiss Manifold: BUT YOU SHOULD STAY AWAY FROM THE CRANBERRY SAUCE
InkWeaver: EWWW

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Zeiss Manifold: so they celebrate xmas by fucking
Zeiss Manifold: just like every other day
Zeiss Manifold: YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD MAKE THIS CHRISTMAS BETTER?
InkWeaver: that
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InkWeaver: the spit
InkWeaver: it's all so unattractive
InkWeaver: Christmas Heino!
Zeiss Manifold: I'd rather have a Heino Xmas than an Ono Xmas
Zeiss Manifold: it's dryer at least
InkWeaver: ewww
InkWeaver: god I'm running out of steam
InkWeaver: I think I'm too tired to continue
Zeiss Manifold: yeah
Zeiss Manifold: i think there is a good point to stop for the night
Zeiss Manifold: NO WAIT
Zeiss Manifold: that was page 98
InkWeaver: OH GOD
InkWeaver: PLEASE NO MORE
Zeiss Manifold: LET'S AT LEAST CROSS THE 100-PAGE MARK
InkWeaver: okay okay
InkWeaver: and I'll try to make it FUNNY this time.
Zeiss Manifold: hey, you've been doing great
Zeiss Manifold: anybody else would have cracked by now
InkWeaver: I HAVE EYES OF STEEL

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Zeiss Manifold: "We dressed up as cyborg pirate flight attendants."
InkWeaver: what ARE they
InkWeaver: I don't even understand
InkWeaver: WHERE DO THEY GET THESE CLOTHES
Zeiss Manifold: YES LET'S DRESS UP IN THINGS THAT WILL MAKE PEOPLE FUCK US
InkWeaver: the Child Porn Costume Shop?
Zeiss Manifold: THIS WILL END WELL
InkWeaver: where the workers are all salivating men
Zeiss Manifold: ewwwww
Zeiss Manifold: the worst store ever
Zeiss Manifold: TRUE STORY:
Zeiss Manifold: we have only one porn store in town
Zeiss Manifold: and the building next to it
Zeiss Manifold: was perpetually empty
Zeiss Manifold: until one day someone came in
Zeiss Manifold: and started a store called
Zeiss Manifold: "Kidz Stuff"
Zeiss Manifold: that didn't last long
Zeiss Manifold: one-stop shopping
InkWeaver: OH DEAR
InkWeaver: WHO thought that was a good idea?!
Zeiss Manifold: someone did
Zeiss Manifold: they even painted it up somewhat
Zeiss Manifold: to look like a dollhouse
Zeiss Manifold: of sorts
InkWeaver: OH GOD
Zeiss Manifold: just for contrast, the porn store is a completely blank building with a five-foot high fence around it
Zeiss Manifold: next to an RV park
InkWeaver: O-o
Zeiss Manifold: you should have seen the letters in the paper
Zeiss Manifold: OKAY

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InkWeaver: I'm gonna rape you?
InkWeaver: that's so sexy
InkWeaver: I think I just came
Zeiss Manifold: unf unf unf

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InkWeaver: it looks like she's taking a colossal shit
Zeiss Manifold: fuck can't unsee
InkWeaver: and the stupid powerdump sound effects don't help.
Zeiss Manifold: HAUUU
InkWeaver: what is she trying to do
InkWeaver: strangle the dick with her vagina?
Zeiss Manifold: it's a start

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Zeiss Manifold: YES LET'S HAVE LOTS AND LOTS OF SEX
Zeiss Manifold: WE'VE SURE BEEN SKIMPING ON THAT, AFTER ALL
InkWeaver: I mean, I'm just undersexed!

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I just keep thinking that these people must be dying of thirst judging by the amount of liquids that come from their bodies. Between the semen, drool, and vaginal fluids they've got to be losing, what? a liter of fluids every time they fuck?

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Zeiss Manifold: nothing called "Tokyo Choo Choo" could ever be good, much less porn
InkWeaver: I just...
InkWeaver: no words.
Zeiss Manifold: HEY LOOK SOMEONE IN THE BACKGROUND
InkWeaver: it looks like the lesbian lady is humping the blonde chicks' head into the pole
Zeiss Manifold: HE'S EATING LUNCH
InkWeaver: that's even more abusive than usual.
Zeiss Manifold: AND ANOTHER GUY, JUST SITTING THERE
Zeiss Manifold: AND SOME OTHER STICK FIGURES IN THE BACK
Zeiss Manifold: WHY DON'T ANY OF THEM CARE
Zeiss Manifold: christ
InkWeaver: I DON'T GET IT
InkWeaver: they're just
InkWeaver: watching
InkWeaver: "Oh, honey, the dickgirls are out again."
InkWeaver: "Just... just eat your sandwich, Ed. Pay no attention."
Zeiss Manifold: "Dammit, Janet, I told you to throw out that old toilet!"
InkWeaver: "All these people keep having sex in it."
Zeiss Manifold: "It attracts the wrong crowd."

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Zeiss Manifold: DO THEY EVER STOP HUMPING
Zeiss Manifold: apparently not
InkWeaver: are they doing it in public
InkWeaver: AGAIN
Zeiss Manifold: no, they're just hugging and that girl is having a stroke
Zeiss Manifold: or something

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InkWeaver: she's seizing in her arms.
InkWeaver: ...
InkWeaver: the sex party.
Zeiss Manifold: let me find a suitable reaction image for this
InkWeaver: I'm sure
InkWeaver: they really have those
InkWeaver: this being Japan.
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Zeiss Manifold: this will do
Zeiss Manifold: anyway, holy shit
Zeiss Manifold: this page
Zeiss Manifold: this fucking page
InkWeaver: we only cum in a girl's hole!
InkWeaver: Such attractive language.
Zeiss Manifold: IS ONO FORESHADOWING
InkWeaver: So enticing.
InkWeaver: So erotic.
InkWeaver: OH GOD
InkWeaver: WHAT IF
Zeiss Manifold: THAT JAPAN WILL BE SWEPT AWAY
InkWeaver: WHAT. If.
Zeiss Manifold: IN A CUM FLOOD
InkWeaver: ....
InkWeaver: that's not even foreshadowing
InkWeaver: that's just bound to happen one day.
Zeiss Manifold: probably
Zeiss Manifold: i'm looking at those statistics again
Zeiss Manifold: 35,000 people are there for porn
Zeiss Manifold: 26,000 people are there for bags
Zeiss Manifold: hmm
Zeiss Manifold: those must be some really fucking awesome bags
Zeiss Manifold: i don't want to dwell on this page anymore

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Zeiss Manifold: JESUS PEOPLE
Zeiss Manifold: AT LEAST DRINK SOME WATER
Zeiss Manifold: OR DO SOMETHING ELSE
InkWeaver: seriously.
InkWeaver: try making out with someone like that
InkWeaver: it's fucking gross
InkWeaver: Lmfao also
InkWeaver: "To kill boredom"
InkWeaver: no sorry
InkWeaver: you've done this so much I think we're all pretty fucking bored by now
Zeiss Manifold: well, they're killing something
InkWeaver: ...
InkWeaver: ZING
Zeiss Manifold: BADUMTISCH

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Zeiss Manifold : i think they're just making these numbers up now
InkWeaver: okay seriously
InkWeaver: this
InkWeaver: "certiain huge doujin comic event" thing
InkWeaver: stopped being funny
InkWeaver: and clever
InkWeaver: ever
Zeiss Manifold: you know it's a good event where people stop you where you stand and give you free porn
Zeiss Manifold: "thanks, guys!"
InkWeaver: don't lie
InkWeaver: you want to go there
Zeiss Manifold: AND DROWN IN SEMEN?
Zeiss Manifold: I THINK NOT

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Zeiss Manifold: this is like the sketchiest event ever
InkWeaver: Oh ho!
InkWeaver: Here take this!
InkWeaver: I just masturbated with these hands!
Zeiss Manifold: IT'S DANGEROUS TO FAP ALONE
Zeiss Manifold: TAKE THIS
InkWeaver: They are covered in vaginal secretions!
InkWeaver: But here you go
InkWeaver: Also do you have any purell
Zeiss Manifold: oh god the cover of that book
InkWeaver: that art is so great
InkWeaver: I mean
InkWeaver: look at the sheer detail in that jizzing dick
InkWeaver: I know that would turn ME on
InkWeaver: just lookin' at jizzing dicks
Zeiss Manifold: who wouldn't want to masturbate furiously after seeing that
Zeiss Manifold: okay one last page for tonight:

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Zeiss Manifold: sex on conveyor belts
Zeiss Manifold: the sex...of the future
InkWeaver: They are not moving on air.
InkWeaver: It's a fucking conveyor belt.
Zeiss Manifold: maybe
InkWeaver: Everything is not more poetic when you add sex, kid.
Zeiss Manifold: this girl has been fucking so much that she does not know anything about anything else
Zeiss Manifold: and simply assumes that this "conveyor belt" is simple wizardry
InkWeaver: BUT IT'S SO CUTE
InkWeaver: THAT SHE'S SO ENAMORED WITH SEX
Zeiss Manifold: FIRST THOSE PEOPLE WERE THERE
Zeiss Manifold: NOW THEY'RE OVER HERE
Zeiss Manifold: SORCERY!
Zeiss Manifold: i have to admit i'm fucking confused
InkWeaver: ?
Zeiss Manifold: with everything about this book
Zeiss Manifold: do we have time for another page?
InkWeaver: Go right ahead.
InkWeaver: One mo'

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InkWeaver: the place
InkWeaver: where cocks and pussies meet.
Zeiss Manifold: this town is a manifestation
Zeiss Manifold: of Ono's mind
Zeiss Manifold: i think
InkWeaver: ono's mind just has penises
InkWeaver: rolling around
Zeiss Manifold: i don't know, the streets look surprisingly well-kept for a town obsessed with sex
InkWeaver: where is all this cum
InkWeaver: I swear
Zeiss Manifold: I WANT TO CUM
Zeiss Manifold: I WANT TO HIDE
Zeiss Manifold: I WANT TO HUMP DOWN THESE WALLS THAT HOLD ME INSIDE
InkWeaver: ROFL
Zeiss Manifold : WHERE THE STREETS HAVE FREE PORN
Zeiss Manifold: OH OHHHHHH
Zeiss Manifold: THEY'RE STILL SMELLING AND STINKING OF CUM
Zeiss Manifold: WHOA WHOA WHOOOAAAAA
InkWeaver: WHAT SONG IS THIS
InkWeaver: THAT YOU ARE RAPING TO DEATH
Zeiss Manifold: AND WHEN I GO THERE
Zeiss Manifold: I GO THERE IN YOU
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InkWeaver: aaah okay I know that one
InkWeaver: .... you terrible person
InkWeaver: I CAN SHOW YOU SOME CUM
InkWeaver: SALTY SHIMMERING SPLENDOR
Zeiss Manifold: oh god
Zeiss Manifold: COCKS ALL SPRAYING LIKE FOUNTAINS
InkWeaver: TELL ME DICKGIRL NOW WHEN DID YOU LAST WEAR A CONDOM
InkWeaver: I CAN CUM IN YOUR EYES
InkWeaver: FUCK YOU WONDER BY WONER
InkWeaver: (haha I don't even need to change this)
InkWeaver: OVER SIDEWAYS AND UNDER
InkWeaver: ON A MAGIC DICKGIRL RIIIIIIIIIIDE
Zeiss Manifold: A WHOLE NEW COCK
InkWeaver: DON'T YOU DARE CLOSE YOUR EYES
InkWeaver: A DAZZLING O FACE YOU NEVER KNEW
InkWeaver: NO ONE TO TELL US NO
InkWeaver: STOP FUCKING IN BROAD DAYLIGHT
InkWeaver: PLEASE YOU'RE SCARING THE CHILDREEEEEEEN
Zeiss Manifold: NO
Zeiss Manifold: ONE
Zeiss Manifold: FUCKS LIKE ONO
Zeiss Manifold: DRAWS COCK-SUCKS LIKE ONO
Zeiss Manifold: MAKES ME BASH MY HEAD IN WITH A ROCK LIKE ONO
Zeiss Manifold: HIS COCK-DRAWING SKILL IS PROLIFERATING
Zeiss Manifold: MY WHAT A GUY THAT ONO
Zeiss Manifold: doo doo
InkWeaver: oh god
InkWeaver: dying
Zeiss Manifold: WHEN HE WAS A LAD HE DREW FOUR HUNDRED COCKS

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Inky, you know as much about making proper posts as I do about John McCain's family tree-- nothing whatsoever.

VileCorp's Muscly Woman-slave Join date: 2009-06-12

Are there no males having sex in Onoland? Or did some magical fairy change them all into dickgirls?

After expressing interest in the project, WGW’s own Delcat asked to join, and Inkweaver and I agreed. But would she survive?

Zeiss Manifold: Well, the gang's all here
InkWeaver: sdjfkljdsfkjdsfkljdsfjklfds
Zeiss Manifold: Are you guys up for some sporking, or are you too tired?
InkWeaver: Delcat needs to shower.
Delcat: I dooo. While Inky's settling in.
Zeiss Manifold: alright then
Delcat: Shan't be long.
Zeiss Manifold: we'll be right here
Zeiss Manifold: i'll get the stuff uploaded in the meantime
Zeiss Manifold: INKY ARE YOU READY FOR THIS
Inkweaver: NO
InkWeaver: LOL
Zeiss Manifold: IS THAT A NO KIND OF NO OR A YES KIND OF NO
InkWeaver: THAT MEANS I AM NOT READY YET
Zeiss Manifold: WELL GET READY THEN
Zeiss Manifold: PUT ON YOUR SPORKING HAT
Zeiss Manifold: you do have a sporking hat right
InkWeaver: um
InkWeaver: should i
InkWeaver: i mean
InkWeaver: am i not a cool kid anymore if i don't
Zeiss Manifold: YOU BET YOU AREN'T
Zeiss Manifold: NOW GET YOUR HAT MISSY
Zeiss Manifold: *peer pressure*
Delcat: I'm nekkie~
Delcat: Lemme put some clothes on and we can go.
Zeiss Manifold: alright then
Zeiss Manifold: so basically
Zeiss Manifold: -RECAP OF PLOT UP TO THIS POINT-
Delcat: Okay, I have on my Sunday Go-to-Meetin' dress, my Mary Janes are shined up, and my hair is combed!
InkWeaver: /drools like an imbecile
Delcat: This is gonna be the best Ice Cream Social ever!
Zeiss Manifold: WOOOOO
Delcat: ...that is what we're doing, right?
Delcat: ...you guys wouldn't lie to me, would you?
Zeiss Manifold: you can bring ice cream if you want
Delcat: ...Zeiss?
Delcat: Inky?
InkWeaver: ...yeah
InkWeaver: icecream
InkWeaver: SO much... cream
InkWeaver: creamy
InkWeaver: cream
Delcat: Hooray!
Zeiss Manifold: yes
Zeiss Manifold: so anyway, everyone goes to an anime convention and it looks like they're all going to fuck a lot
Zeiss Manifold: that is the plot
Delcat: That is a strange thing for an ice cream social to do.
Zeiss Manifold: you haven’t
Zeiss Manifold: been to one of our ice cream socials
Zeiss Manifold: GET READY
Delcat: WAIT
Delcat: *puts on The Penis Song*
Delcat: Okay, let's do this thing.
Zeiss Manifold: good choice
Zeiss Manifold: NOW
Zeiss Manifold: THE EPIC STORY CONTINUES AT LAST
Zeiss Manifold: WILL THEY FIND THE TOILET?
Zeiss Manifold: LET'S FIND OUT
Zeiss Manifold: ...NOW

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Delcat: WAIT THIS IS NOT AN ICE CREAM SOCIAL AT ALL
InkWeaver: wow can't believe
InkWeaver: I'm shitting up my new computer with this shit!
Zeiss Manifold: IN OUR LANGUAGE, 'ICE CREAM' MEANS 'COCK'
InkWeaver: I am baptizing my new computer with Ono's cum-laden pages!
Delcat: NOOOOOO
Zeiss Manifold: Baptism by...semen, I guess
InkWeaver: I think
InkWeaver: I think she just surprise dick-sucked Yasuko.
Delcat: So this is what we've been missing with the censoring? It certainly is...veiny.
Zeiss Manifold: pretty much
InkWeaver: Instead of surprise butt-sex, it's surprise head
InkWeaver: which... Zeiss
Delcat: Given the lack of backgrounds, I like to believe this is the cereal aisle of a grocery store.
Delcat: Two feet away, there's some dude trying to figure out whether he wants Cinnamon Life or Captain Crunch and this is totally breaking his concentration.
Delcat: SPOILER ALERT: He gets Lucky Charms instead.
InkWeaver: you're a man
Zeiss Manifold: and all the cocks look like they have hinges
InkWeaver: you have a penis
Zeiss Manifold: that i do
InkWeaver: tell us
InkWeaver: would you object to surprise head
InkWeaver: ?
Zeiss Manifold: now that depends more on context than anything
Zeiss Manifold: in this situation
Zeiss Manifold: i believe i would be quite taken aback by the notion
Zeiss Manifold: that blowjob time is set to immediately follow shopping time
InkWeaver: heheheheh taken aba -- no there's no way I can make that an innuendo.
Zeiss Manifold: YOU'RE NOT TRYING HARD ENOUGH
Zeiss Manifold: moving on:

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Delcat: (Did you get mine? My connection briefly crashed.)
InkWeaver: does it really taste any different than it ever has?
Zeiss Manifold: the cereal
InkWeaver: Cinammon Life? DUDE. NO.
InkWeaver: Cinammon ToastCrunch is the taste you can see
InkWeaver: this is Ono, he knows everything about porn
InkWeaver: but can he see why kids LOVE Cinammon toast crunch?!
Zeiss Manifold: "It's...floating in a white substance?"
Delcat: "It's covered in delicious veins of cinnamon like a dickgirl's cock?"
InkWeaver: "You're not really suitable for this commercial, are you."
InkWeaver: "JAPAN, I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A WORD WITH YOU"
Zeiss Manifold: "This is a commercial?"
Zeiss Manifold: you know that girl really looks like she's plotting something with that cum
[03:22] InkWeaver: Sculptures!
Zeiss Manifold: something eviller
Delcat: Guys...the cocks...the back of the head comes away from the shaft. I...I don't think that's how cocks work.
Delcat: Unless someone REALLY botched the circumcision.
Zeiss Manifold: i told you about the hinges
Zeiss Manifold: and is it just me
Delcat: This goes beyond hingers. It's like a little slice of baloney or something stuck on there.
Zeiss Manifold: but in the bottom right panel
Delcat: I don't even have a cock and I'm getting squicked out.
Zeiss Manifold: she looks inordinately far away from the penis
InkWeaver: LOL
InkWeaver: HELMET COCKS
Delcat: Dude, I'd step back too if I thought that fucker was gonna go off.
InkWeaver: They really are purple-helmeted warriors of love!
Zeiss Manifold: it doesn't look like she stepped off, it just looks like a cock was just randomly going off in the hallway and she walked in the middle of it
Zeiss Manifold: and also that is a perfect HURF DURF face
InkWeaver: COCK MINE
InkWeaver: Princess Diana worked for years in the coalition to outlaw cock mines
InkWeaver: ...wait
Zeiss Manifold: NEXT PAGE
Zeiss Manifold: MY PREDICTION: COCKS WILL BE INVOLVED

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Zeiss Manifold: FUCK I PICKED THE ONE PAGE OF THIS MANGA WHERE THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN
Delcat: Dang, we should've made bets
Delcat: (Half a second, my sister needs to check something.)
InkWeaver: mm from cocks to food
InkWeaver: that is so appetizing.
Zeiss Manifold: in Onoland, they are both the same things
InkWeaver: MM CUM MAKES ME FULL
InkWeaver: SOMEHOW
InkWeaver: okay so cum tastes like heaven
InkWeaver: does that mean that heaven tastes like ejaculate?
InkWeaver: ...it's a good thing I ain't religious
Zeiss Manifold: if you have consumed enough cum to get full, i think you've landed in stomach pump territory
Zeiss Manifold: maybe those aren't clouds, then...
Zeiss Manifold: i'll wait for Del before i post the next page
Delcat: One thing: Calorie Mate? Didn't they have those in Metal Gear Solid 3?
Delcat: "It's a wild cock, Snake. How does it taste?"
"Huh...I want some more!"
InkWeaver: LOL
Zeiss Manifold: A WILD COCK APPEARS
InkWeaver: someone please enlighten me wtf is calorie mate.
Zeiss Manifold: i dunno...some sort of Japanese version of Lunchables?
Zeiss Manifold: i'll go with that
Delcat: I thiiink it's like a little ration bar or something.
Delcat: Japanese HARDCORE Lunchables.
Zeiss Manifold: well of course Japan would have more hardcore lunchables
InkWeaver: I <3 lunchables
InkWeaver: do not destroy lunchables with your foolishness
Zeiss Manifold: dude i like lived on lunchables in the third grade
Delcat: I had tuna :<
Zeiss Manifold: HA HA
Delcat: Wanna go double or nothing on the next page being cock-full?
InkWeaver: tuna is awesome with miracle whip
InkWeaver: OKAY.
Zeiss Manifold: hmm
Zeiss Manifold: i've already peeked at the imageshack thumbnail so i'm biased
Zeiss Manifold: but you guys can go at it

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Zeiss Manifold: they'll disallow sex at this event? GEE I WONDER WHY
Delcat: I admire wossname's priorities. You can have sex anytime, but doujinshi? It comes and goes like the wind, my friend.
InkWeaver: WE CAN HAVE SEX ANY TIME
InkWeaver: well
InkWeaver: really
InkWeaver: they can
InkWeaver: and do
InkWeaver: with aplomb
Zeiss Manifold: i'm amazed someone actually said "Who cares about sex?" in this book
Delcat: Fourth panel: Are they having a soul-searching moment, or just wondering why they're seeing spots?
Delcat: I dunno, Zeiss, it's kind of undermined by the fact that they're going to get manga of other people having sex. It's almost meta, really.
Zeiss Manifold: you know, they are really building up this toilet
Zeiss Manifold: yeah
Zeiss Manifold: it's like SHUT UP BITCH, IT'S PORN TIME
InkWeaver: YOU WANT TOO MUCH
InkWeaver: IN THE FACE OF DOUJINSHI
InkWeaver: YOU ARE NOTHING
Delcat: Right! Doujinshi is awesome!
Zeiss Manifold: STARVING MEN AND WOMEN PUT HARD WORK INTO MAKING THIS PORN
Zeiss Manifold: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE LATELY
Delcat: Why don't we read some instead of this?
Delcat: I have one with kittens in it!
Delcat: (Disclaimer: Kittens may or may not actually be buttsex.)
Zeiss Manifold: ...do the kittens have penises
Zeiss Manifold: i should probably start keeping track of these pages

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Zeiss Manifold: ...is she looking
Zeiss Manifold: at that other girl
Delcat: The temptation to use the Twitter links on these is terrible, I'll have you know.
Zeiss Manifold: in that comic
Zeiss Manifold: FUCK ONO'S GONE ALL META ON US
Delcat: OH GOD IT'S THE LAST VISIBLE DICKGIRL
InkWeaver: I can't beleive
InkWeaver: I'm saying this but
Zeiss Manifold: ?
InkWeaver: WHY ARE THEY ALL MASTURBATING TO DOUJINSHI WHEN THEY COULD BE FUCKING EACH OTHER?
Zeiss Manifold: NO NO LOOK THEY'RE DOING BOTH
Zeiss Manifold: I THINK
Delcat: Because what use is having a vestigal dick if you can't circle-jerk?
Zeiss Manifold: MAYBE THEY'RE JUST TAKING A SEX BREAK
InkWeaver: that ain't no vestigal dick
InkWeaver: it's fully functional
Zeiss Manifold: MULTITASKING. THERE.
InkWeaver: but wait
InkWeaver: are those two mutually exclusive...?
Delcat: God, those tits are just...flopping. That cannot be comfortable.
Zeiss Manifold: you can do both at the same time, but it takes great skill
Zeiss Manifold: and where would someone have an expression on themselves other than the face

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Delcat: I don't know if either of you read Miss Zarla's yaoi snark, but apparently Giant Floating Random Bedspace isn't yaoi-exclusive.
Zeiss Manifold: apparently the bed is exploding
Delcat: How the hell else can a starving doujinshi artist afford a bed big enough to fit four people in a hotel room in Japan?
InkWeaver: Ono is fond of floating in random Sex Space
InkWeaver: there's one scene where they have sex outdoors
Zeiss Manifold: when i first looked at this page i thought that the dickgirl was jacking herself off with her feet
InkWeaver: and the are just outlined in chunky white with a black background
InkWeaver: I'm like ONO. SERIOUSLY. WTF.
InkWeaver: And then I ask myself why I am criticizing this.
InkWeaver: her tits
InkWeaver: look as though they are a flower
Delcat: Holy shit, that's an unfortunate back. It just melds into a gigantic ass. I'm having flashbacks to The Wall.
InkWeaver: blooming from a dick stem
Zeiss Manifold: GOOD MORNING ONO YOUR HONOR
Zeiss Manifold: THE CROWN WILL PLAINLY SHOW
Zeiss Manifold: THE PRISONER WHO NOW STANDS BEFORE YOU
Zeiss Manifold: WAS CAUGHT RED-HANDED DRAWING DICKGIRLS
Zeiss Manifold: DRAWING DICKGIRLS OF A MOST PECULIAR NATURE
Zeiss Manifold: this will not do
Zeiss Manifold: CALL THE PUBLISHER
Delcat: The little dark-haired girl seems to be missing half her leg. This is not somewhere I wanted this manga to go.
InkWeaver: I took her leg.
InkWeaver: I'm usign it as a puppet.
InkWeaver: I might be delving into the depths of insanity at this point.
Zeiss Manifold: and giant ass-girl looks like she has her anus on her buttcheek
Delcat: I would ask someone to remind me what their names are, but I'm already blowing valuable neurons on this shit.
Zeiss Manifold: dickgirl is Yasuko, loli is Hikari, fuck knows who the rest are
Zeiss Manifold: i think
Delcat: CURSE YOU ZEISS, THERE GOES ANOTHER MILLIMETER OR GREY MATTER

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Zeiss Manifold: just doin' my job
Zeiss Manifold: that's it
Zeiss Manifold: i am going to have to quote this in my signature
Zeiss Manifold: a good masturbation will make you look forward to tomorrow
Zeiss Manifold: A GOOD MASTURBATION WILL MAKE YOU LOOK FORWARD TO TOMORROW
Delcat: WORDS TO LIVE BY
Delcat: You know, I have plenty of doujinshi, but I don't think I've ever gotten anywhere near as worked up as this about them.
Delcat: I think they're all on E.

Ironically, the call to pack it in for the night (with one page left in the chapter) came not from Delcat, but from Inkweaver, who for unrelated reasons had been up for nearly a day straight. The three of us agreed to reconvene, but little did we know what was in store for us…

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Delcat: *tries to pick out music*
Delcat: Bananaphone, or Yes, We Have No Bananas?
Delcat: The latter could be a sad ballad of the non-dickgirls.
Zeiss Manifold: they prefer to be called 'dick-impaired'
Zeiss Manifold: hold on
InkWeaver: Dick-impaired.
InkWeaver: *dies*
InkWeaver: oh god while we snark I think I will continue transferring my shit-ton of files to this computer.
Zeiss Manifold: Del: Actually, I have a gut feeling something big is going to happen in today's installment
Zeiss Manifold: so let's have some EPIC SPORKING MUSIC
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Delcat: Ahh, thank you, Zeiss.
Zeiss Manifold: Everyone ready?

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Delcat: Oh dear.
Zeiss Manifold: 'CAUSE IT'S LIKE THAT
Zeiss Manifold: AND THAT'S THE WAY IT IS
Zeiss Manifold: *breakdown*
Zeiss Manifold: well we're certainly starting today off on a high note
Delcat: They're all stampeding away to call Protective Services.
InkWeaver: Are they stampeding away AFTER they get the books?
InkWeaver: Or when they see little girls with their vaginas practically hanging out
Zeiss Manifold: they are rapidly fleeing to the bathrooms
Zeiss Manifold: it is japan, after all
InkWeaver: hey guys, you've been to cons, do you normally see nine year old girls flashing their bits everywhere? Am I just a loser in not being with the cool people?
Delcat: I haven't been to cons. PRECISELY FOR THIS REASON.
Zeiss Manifold: Me either.
InkWeaver: Note to self: do not go to cons.
Zeiss Manifold: And the paddles.
Zeiss Manifold: And the creepy fortysomethings looking for bondage pets.
Delcat: Although I understand there's more of a problem with people who believe they're nine-year-old girls and wearing as much clothing.

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Zeiss Manifold: Judging from the title, this chapter is going to be Ono's foray into experimental noise rock.
InkWeaver: What...
InkWeaver: the fuck.
InkWeaver: They're just
InkWeaver: standing there
Delcat: I love that nobody's noticing this. As usual.
InkWeaver: like some sort of grotesque statue
Delcat: GUYS
Delcat: I'VE GOT IT
Delcat: THEY'RE GHOSTS
InkWeaver: I halfway expect that a pigeon is going to come and shit on them.
Zeiss Manifold: oh my god that makes so much sense
Zeiss Manifold: The more I look at that title, the more I imagine Rolf from Ed, Edd & Eddy reading it
InkWeaver: LMFAO
Delcat: They're ghosts, so no one sees them fucking, and their memories are slowly corroding now that they're away from their physical bodies, so they believe crazy things about toilets and that they have cocks.
InkWeaver: And then he'd yell
InkWeaver: THAT'S MY HORSE!
InkWeaver: and slap someone with a fish
Zeiss Manifold: THEY SING FOR THE GREAT YESCHMEERK
InkWeaver: you know, why do I think Rolf from Ed, Edd, & Eddy would actually make this better.
Delcat (5:39:16 PM): This would explain things I did not need to know about Rolf.
InkWeaver: (also, yay other EE&E fans)
Zeiss Manifold: Yasuko's also going all Yaranaika on us judging from that face
Delcat: I read an angstfic about Rolf once. It unfortunately proved that his presence alone cannot make something stop sucking.
Zeiss Manifold: *HNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG*
Zeiss Manifold: ATTENTION READERS: FROM NOW ON YOUR MIND WILL READ EVERY PAGE OF THIS COMIC IN ROLF'S VOICE
Delcat: Does she seriously have just the one ball? Maybe the fuss in the last one was that dickgirls couldn't have ballS, plural.
Zeiss Manifold: fuck can't unsee

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InkWeaver: OH GOD
InkWeaver: I AM GOING BACK IN MY MIND
InkWeaver: THINKING OF ROLF READING THIS
InkWeaver: AND LAUGHING UNCONTROLLABLY.
Delcat: I can see the magic sex toilet being part of his nonsensical cultural things.
InkWeaver: so
InkWeaver: here's my bet
InkWeaver: they're going to do some stunt to sell comics
InkWeaver: and by stunt, I mean have public sex.
Delcat: Ono's really putting himself out to make this coincide with the New Year. Is he going for a Japanese Christmas Miracle?
Zeiss Manifold: for once I agree with the angry doomsday guy
InkWeaver: LOL
InkWeaver: THE FUTURE OF JAPAN IS BLEAK
InkWeaver: Yes, Japan is going to be put in time out if it keeps drawing these icky comics
Zeiss Manifold: I like how there's just one guy in a Hawaiian shirt looking very nonplussed at this
Delcat (5:44:07 PM): Why are they so pissed off about this, anyway? It means there's plenty of customers.
InkWeaver: hawaiian shirt guys is like
Delcat: Had I been Ono, I wouldn't have been able to resist shout-outs in the crowd.
InkWeaver: "How the fuck did I get here, seriously."
Zeiss Manifold: It's another one of Ono's laconic observations of Japanese culture.
Delcat: He's wondering why all of the pretty ladies have boy bits.
Delcat: He just gave the guy he had modeling for the panel one of his books.

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Zeiss Manifold: Inky, you were so close in calling it
Zeiss Manifold: what are they supposed to be cosplaying as anyway
Delcat: So when are they going to realize the place is actually on fire?
Delcat: Is that a Fat Chocobo in Panel 3?
Zeiss Manifold: I think it is.
Zeiss Manifold: DEPRESSED~
InkWeaver: WTF
Zeiss Manifold: oh come on inky
InkWeaver: Seriously
InkWeaver: HOW DID I CALL THAt
Delcat: My body makes that noise when I'm depressed.
InkWeaver: I HAEV BEEN ANALYZING THIS COMIC FOR TOO LONG
Delcat: I'm on some goooood drugs, though.
Zeiss Manifold:
InkWeaver: so
InkWeaver: here's my bet
InkWeaver: they're going to do some stunt to sell comics
InkWeaver: and by stunt, I mean have public sex.
Zeiss Manifold: that's how
InkWeaver: no I mean
InkWeaver: I get that
InkWeaver: IT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION, ZEISS
InkWeaver: AN EXPRESSION OF ASTONISHMENT.
Zeiss Manifold: DO I KNOW WHAT A RHETORICAL QUESTION IS?
InkWeaver: ...yes?
Zeiss Manifold: [/simpsons]
InkWeaver: Oh.
Delcat: Guys, I think the manga is making you cranky. Calm down and have some pie. Some cock pie.
InkWeaver: BUT I DON'T WANT COCK PIE IN MY MOUTH
Zeiss Manifold: Mmmm, cock pie
Zeiss Manifold: just like mom used to make
InkWeaver: ....
Delcat: WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE IT IN YOUR ASS?
Zeiss Manifold: Second panel: HER ASS IS TALKING
InkWeaver: BUT THAT IS WHERE IT WILL COME OUT OF
InkWeaver: my dad has this saying
Zeiss Manifold: IT'S MARK TRAIL ALL OF A SUDDEN
InkWeaver: "Do you like the food?" someone may ask
InkWeaver: and he'll reply, "It'll make a turd."
Delcat: ...your father is a charming man.
Zeiss Manifold: your dad is going to be so ashamed if he googles that and this comes up
InkWeaver: LOLLL
InkWeaver: nah
InkWeaver: I think he wouldn't know it was me.
Zeiss Manifold: WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT
Delcat: I think he'd be more worried about his daughter making fun of dickgirl loli porn.
Zeiss Manifold: If theyh haven't banninated him by the time this gets posted to the forums, then yeah
Delcat: (Me too)
Zeiss Manifold: better than his daughter being in dickgirl loli porn, at any rate

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Zeiss Manifold: THAT WOULD BE A MUCH BETTER PLOT ACTUALLY
Zeiss Manifold: i would so totally pay to see that
Delcat: Oh, conscience like SENTIENCE. I thought they were going to go off on a moral rant about how the doujins are vanilla now so nobody wants their freaky lolicon.
Delcat: Loli...voice actors...are we going to do a Puni Puni Poemi crossover?
Zeiss Manifold: Just imagine copies of Anal Fantasy walking around and sending everyone back in time
InkWeaver: you know
InkWeaver: who else thinks
InkWeaver: they SNUCK INTO this comic market
Delcat: Me. I don't think they even have a booth inside.
InkWeaver: like, they're insane and have been banned before but act like they have no idea
InkWeaver: and that's why no one will approach them.
Delcat: They have a card table and hope.
Zeiss Manifold: that might be it
Zeiss Manifold: i have no idea what Yasuko and Hikari's history with each other is
InkWeaver: also
InkWeaver: they have mentioned the existence of parents.
InkWeaver: WTF WHO LETS THEIR KID HANG OUT WITH A LADY LIKE THAT.
Zeiss Manifold: Maybe they just think their kids are on a field trip or something
Delcat: Jeffrey Dahmer?
Delcat: Albert Fish?
Zeiss Manifold: they'll show up at the end and kill everyone in a blind rage
Zeiss Manifold: I was thinking more Myra Hindley, but those work too
Delcat: VileCorp?
Zeiss Manifold: She's a dickgirl, not an Amazon
Zeiss Manifold: geez.
InkWeaver: you're right
Delcat: Sorry, where was my head?
InkWeaver: they'd be bulging with muscles if this was VileCorp
InkWeaver: Although
InkWeaver: I would imagine a daughter of Viley might skip around blithely fucking any old dickgirl.
Zeiss Manifold: hey be nice
InkWeaver: Well I just mean he'd probably condition her that way
InkWeaver: inadvertently
InkWeaver: what with all his art all over the hosue
InkWeaver: house*

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Delcat: ACK
Zeiss Manifold: HLARGRLBRARGLEBRARGLE
Delcat: THE DOUJINSHI REALLY IS SENTIENT AND IT'S TRYING TO ATTACK
Zeiss Manifold: Is that Mario at the bottom right?
InkWeaver: oka awesome
Delcat: "I wonder when I will become just like here, with my pupils wandering in opposite directions?"
Delcat: Mario with a Space Invaders hat and a pedophile expression. Great.
Zeiss Manifold: She's either having a seizure or is trying to fly
Delcat: Or both.
Delcat: Is that a wedding ring on the dude's finger at the bottom there? Does his wife know his horrible secret? Not the one about the loli, the one about appearing in this manga.
Zeiss Manifold: The bottom left panel seems to indicate that Yasuko has wandered into an Escherian subspace.
InkWeaver: Oh my god
InkWeaver: that IS Mario
InkWeaver: MARIO WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THIS FANFIC
InkWeaver: HURRY
InkWeaver: RUN
InkWeaver: GO DOWN A PIPE OR SOMETHING JUST GET AWAY AS QUICKLY AS YOU CAN
Zeiss Manifold: oh i think he's enjoying himself
Delcat: ...I have a doujinshi where Mario rapes random chicks.
Delcat: It's horrible.
Zeiss Manifold: GUYS GUYS YOU'RE FORGETTING THAT THIS MIGHT BE AN INTERESTING NEW CHARACTER
Zeiss Manifold (6:20:00 PM): LET'S MEET HIM

NEXT TIME: OR SHOULD WE?

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I wasn't kidding about that doujinshi.

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I...I don't want to talk about it. I just don't.

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What kind of sick fuck destroys the sleak lines of the lady with the crude placement of a penis? Why are all the girls constantly lining up to take the fuck-juice of the protagonist in whatever orifice he wants to ? As bad as America may be, the Japanese are far worse with their continual degregation of the superior gender.

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Life in this society being, at best, an utter bore and no aspect of society being at all relevant to womexxn, there remains to civic-minded, responsible, thrill-seeking femaxxles only to overthrow the government, eliminate the money system, institute complete automation and destroy the maxxle sex.

'Cept for that last sentence, I think I just agreed with Waffles.

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Chris91 wrote:

Inky, you know as much about making proper posts as I do about John McCain's family tree-- nothing whatsoever.

InkWeaver wrote:

'Cept for that last sentence, I think I just agreed with Waffles.

Don't worry about it, even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

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InkWeaver wrote:

'Cept for that last sentence, I think I just agreed with Waffles.

Don't worry about it, even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

I'm beginning to think this manga is so bad that reading it warps truth itself. Sort of a [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] with cocks, if you will.

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